THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, summer is nearly here and one thing I hate more than anything is being at the pool seeing a fat or chunky girl if you will in a two piece! It makes my greg go back inside and hide. Jenn blackburn is a trashy redneck from dayton shes well know in the area for sleeping around and wearing tight revealing clothes that does not look good on her chunky body. I think she thinks shes attractive. She never posts a ton of photos because as with any not so great looking girl its hard for her to get a decent one. Her fat body, shaven off eyebrows, redneck teeth and leather skin is not attractive in the least. She has been known to carry DRD\’s, and sleep her way around because of her low self esteem. Shes not obese but she definitely should not be wearing a bikini.

Can’t blame her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re cool with The Money Team and Floyd Mayweather.  This is Adrian Broner from Cincinnati and the guy is being held as the next big thing when Money Mayweather retires. The boy idolizes Floyd and tries to be like him so bad, he copies his boxing style not to mention he flosses money like Floyd even though he’s not making that kind of money yet.  What’s your take on this kid and is he the next Money Mayweather?

Floyd will never lose in his career, but Adrian will (more than once). Without originality there is no heart.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, ok let me start off by saying Emily Stephenson is pretty much a good person except when it comes to GUYS!!!! Hun you don’t have to send naked photos to every guy, especially the ones with GF’s! Nor do you have to blow guys up who have GIRLFRIENDS!!!! The world thinks you’re a good girl until they become friends with you and learn ALL of your secrets.. Quit sleeping with every guy you hang out with on the first date. We all know you’re still OBSESSED with Aaron McCann and try to get over him with all of your one night stands but it’s obviously not working since you blow everyone up about him and Nicole. He is a great guy and finally found a GREAT girl so leave him the hell alone.  Click here to see the pictures she is sending.

I didn’t click, her orange skin didn’t sell me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to give a little PSA on why not to get a tattoo (unless it’s something you really want to keep for life). I got a tattoo early in my college days, I loved it at the time though it was mostly just to say I’d done it and to know what it felt like. Any way, Now I’m in my mid twenties and have recently gone through some big life changes and decided I wanted a total clean slate, and part of that was removing my tat. Well I just had my first laser session today, and OMG it is the most painful process of my life and I have to go through it at least six more times. I’m glad I started the process, but I am kicking myself for not realizing how awful this would be back when I was 18. SO for all you girls (and guys) out there that are young and thinking of getting your first tattoo, this is a warning. When you grow up someday and want it gone it’s going to cost you thousands of dollars, months of your time, and will be THE MOST painful experience of your life. Aaaaand, it may not even be completely removable. So, if you value your wallet and your comfort level, just skip the ink kids.

Tattoos are for people who need reassurance in life. I don’t get it.- nik