THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Samantha E she lives in Cincinnati, Ohio and she is a porta potty. Sam goes on vacations alone, takes 1,000 photos a day and has no REAL friends, (probably because she tries to sleep with her friends boyfriends) Her hobbies include, taking photos of herself, videos of herself, and stalking celebs via social media. She looks like a cross between a Asian Grandma and a chipmunk. Sam thinks she is the hottest girl in the world because she has nothing to do but lay around hung over, fantasizing about living off some rich dude for the rest of her pathetic life. Little does she know everyone in Cincinnati thinks she is a joke. Sam likes to post on photos of pregnant chicks calling them inappropriate for posting photos of their baby baby bumps, yet she thinks it’s appropriate to be a porta potty and take videos of herself rubbing her vag. Classy.
No need to suck in. You’re from Ohio, strong female guts are the norm.- nik