CINCINNATI, OH - In the wake of BenGal cheerleader Sarah Jones’ indictment on charges that she had sex with a high school student, all BenGal cheerleader contracts will now contain an anti-slut clause. The anti-slut clause is intended to ensure that similar incidents do not occur in the future.

“We finally came to realize that this is necessary,” said Bengal director of cheerleader development Tanya Collins. “We used to just get by with contracts that included a peppy-ness clause, a jiggling clause, and a heavy make-up clause, but this is obviously a different time in America.”

In addition to the clause in the contract, other anti-slut precautions will be taken within the BenGals organization. “We will be looking out for and preventing sluts from infiltrating the squad at every level,” Collins explained. “There will be a slut psychological profile test given at tryouts. It measures slut potential through a series of complex questions. We are very thankful to the editors at Tiger Beat magazine for allowing us to use their “Are You A Slut?” quiz from the November 2010 issue.”

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Natasha, the worst excuse for a mother I’ve ever seen. She stays out all night in the same trashy bars, coming home with a new trashy “thug” every night of the week. She adds every black guy on Facebook because in her words “Once you pop you can’t stop”. This was her explanation of how she can’t give up her fetish for black guys. I feel so sorry for her ex Michael, he is the best man and best dad in the world. His girlfriend Arnela is more of a mother to Michael’s daughter then Natasha.

Those are some thick ass thighs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Maddi Echegaray again. Seems to have not learned her lesson since the last time she was on the dirty since she is back to drinking and partying. If it looks like a hooker, smells like a hooker, and dresses like its a hooker..ding ding ding its a HOOKER! Her underage boyfriend broke up with her and I guess he realized you cant turn a hoe into a housewife! She used to tell everyone at the gripe age of 15 her favorite thing to do was to suck Greg. Poor thing should just make a career out of it because with those heavy legs and huge forehead she wont make it very far!

I’m in Cincinnati tonight for my birthday party. Can’t wait to throw it down with the Orange Nation.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay people meet stacey eversole. the scum of colerain. she is a homie hopper that hops from one d to the next. her famous move is acting tough on facebook when in reality all she does is call the cops. i dont know how many statuses, comments and shit talked about this girl on facebook ive seen. stacey dont you think its time to quit hiding behind the computer and come fight the *** billion people youve pissed off. there will be a line wraped twice around the westside. face it sweetie everybody knows your all talk so please stop. she also likes to brag about how shes soooo independent but hell i could be living nice too with all the government assistance shes getting plus child support.she pawns her kid off on the daily to go decide which d shes riding for the night. oh but dont make her mad she will stalk you show up places and call your phone repeatedly if your a guy and you want nothin to do with her. all this girl is is an attention seeking skuzzbag. and she will go at any angles for a minutes attention. she also is always bragging on facebook about herself but in all reality hunny you have no haters its just nobody likes your soft ass. get your face a tan and quit photo shopping all of your pictures. the skuz works at a tanning bed but could be caspers twin.take some of that cash assistance and upgrade to a platinum level bedd. nic put this girl out here please

Don’t let your angle tricks get to your head.- nik