CINCINNATI, OH - In the wake of BenGal cheerleader Sarah Jones’ indictment on charges that she had sex with a high school student, all BenGal cheerleader contracts will now contain an anti-slut clause. The anti-slut clause is intended to ensure that similar incidents do not occur in the future.
“We finally came to realize that this is necessary,” said Bengal director of cheerleader development Tanya Collins. “We used to just get by with contracts that included a peppy-ness clause, a jiggling clause, and a heavy make-up clause, but this is obviously a different time in America.”
In addition to the clause in the contract, other anti-slut precautions will be taken within the BenGals organization. “We will be looking out for and preventing sluts from infiltrating the squad at every level,” Collins explained. “There will be a slut psychological profile test given at tryouts. It measures slut potential through a series of complex questions. We are very thankful to the editors at Tiger Beat magazine for allowing us to use their “Are You A Slut?” quiz from the November 2010 issue.”