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Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

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Alley Quieff

Posted in Clemson, New Orleans, Southern | April 29th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: dis iz alley aka the quieffa… be aware boyz she luvz to pee on boiz lapz nd she f*ckz guyz so dey wnt leave her nd she dumb nd fckin fugly i herd she a lil bushy down der to. nik, she belongz wit da apes nd she thnkz her sh*t dnt stink she thnkz she the coolest persn eva to.

Here is a perfect example why America needs to reform education.- nik

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30k Millionaire..What What

Posted in Charlotte, Clemson, NC State, Raleigh-Durham | April 21st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this guys name is Rich M**rehead another 30k millionaire.  He says he is loaded, self made, or whatever he calls himself.  This guy doesn’t have 2 cents to his name.  And you would think with all that money he would be able to pick up a better looking chick then that freak.

I think those other arms are coming out of that gremin’s ass.- nik

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Daddy Issues?

Posted in Clemson, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina | April 17th, 2009

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GetRad? Is that you?

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For The Gays?

Posted in Appalachian State, Charlotte, Clemson, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest | April 16th, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i asked this guy for a pic on myspace (im a girl) and this is what he sent me. kinda gay if you ask me.. so nik, is he for the gays?

Yes, mommy’s underwear and the gayviators gave it away.- nik

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Nik Would You?

Posted in Clemson, The Citadel, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Would You? | April 14th, 2009

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Answer: No. She has the worst uniboob ever and a huge gut.

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Every Dorm Should Do This

Posted in Air Force, Anchorage, Clemson, Delaware, Dublin, Iowa, Jackson | April 8th, 2009

That is a Breeding Ground for STD’s.- nik

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Light Up Greg

Posted in Alabama, Auburn, Butler, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, Manhattan, Maryland | April 1st, 2009

The only thing that would make this better is if a Reindeer was licking it.- nik

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I Wear Sunglasses In The Club

Posted in Clemson, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest | March 31st, 2009

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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, this douche thought he was the man at the club, he was such a fu*kin scrub with his shades on and his wannabe pimp shirt. homo status all the way.

Don’t be mad. He was just trying to hide his almond eyes.- nik

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Ending Of Se7en Done By Stuffed Animals

Posted in Air Force, Alabama, Auburn, Baltimore, Butler, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, Jackson | March 30th, 2009

Gweneth Paltrow looks even more like a Shim than I remembered.- nik

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