THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, just wanted to say thank you for helping me to turn my life around. I went to college where I quickly took to partying and gained a ton of weight like most girls do. For the longest time I denied it, thought I was still hot, and still wore my non-fitting clothes. Because I had become fat and insecure, I was acting like a sloot to compensate for my appearance. I would get blackout drunk many times a week and act like a total frat rat out at parties with sleazy guys who didn’t give two sh*ts about me. Many of my peers did not respect me, but, more importantly, I was not respecting myself.  I found your site, and was both fascinated and disgusted by how you were criticizing people; your honesty is completely brutal and at first I thought you were nothing but cruel.  Eventually I realized that you were just being truthful rather than saying what people wanted to hear; while it may be unfortunate, the world is a shallow place. I knew I would end up on your site if I didn’t change how I was letting the years pass by. Luckily it wasn’t too late for me. I started to lose all the weight, and am now smaller than I ever was in high school. I look and feel great, and stopped acting out and being a bottle rat. I became a leader on campus, am set to graduate early, and have a boyfriend who cares about me and is proud of me. My family is no longer disappointed and loves to talk about my accomplishments. Thank you for giving me a second chance and allowing me to make the most of my life. It’s a shame that your site gets more bad press than good. People who get posted should take it as a chance to change how they are living their lives, rather than trash you for making them aware of their actions. Thanks again! PS: Congrats on your beautiful baby girl.

Nobody likes reality checks… that is why 2% of the world hates me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Sandra Baxley she thinks she is a model but her pics make me want to puke what do you think.  I just wanted to make sure, I’m not the only one that feels that way.

Looks like someone already puked in her armpit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, say hello to Christi **len she’s 21 and goes to Clemson. I’ve been friends with her for a number of years and she’s such a sweetheart on top of being one of the prettiest girls I know. She’s naturally beautiful with a killer body and her +2′s look amazing on her. Anyways Nik, would you?

Answer: Is it just me or is there a weird fungus growing on her lip? Sorry Fungi it is a no way, you can only catch it once.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Anthony Wo*dman, aka Crazy Tony. This boy is the most unhinged thing since Whitney Houston after her second marriage. He can be found either stalking helpless cute boys that don’t want to be his boyfriend or hanging out (uninvited) at parties making awkward situations. He is always causing drama and immediately talking about unnecessary bullshit to cause friends to hate each other. Tony is the harbinger of obsession and it scares most of the people that he hangs out with. He becomes easily jealous and with that will risk himself just to hurt other people. He is CRAY CRAY! What Tony doesn’t know is that almost 99% of the time everyone (including the people he tries to ruin) knows what he’s up to, which is his mistake. He is also a freddy f*ggot slooooooot. The way I see it, if he wants Portland up his a*s I’ll let him have it, just not in the way he wants it. The kid is seriously evil and will get people drunk just to try to get info out of them to fuel his little drama-rampage. He gets jealous of his friends and talks sh*t about them just to keep his boy-flings lasting a few more days. He also tries to keep boys he thinks are cute enough to date single so he can date them in case his current fling goes rotten. The troll thinks he is the most classy thing in Portland, last I checked using Craigslist to meet un-informed guys and get free alcohol. He also exaggerates stories to make himself look hot sh*t when in actuality he would get his face stomped if people diddn’t care about getting assault charges for it. Anyway, what do you think Nik? Like his picture? He looks like an ugly version of Malfoy. SLYTHERIN for sure. I heard at the part he was at in the picture he was all over everyone giving lapdances in order to try to make some random guy who diddn’t give a shit about him jealous. Desperate much?

Do these guys live in the woods together?  take a shower.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok this girl is named Ali. She is pretty and all, but she is too stuck up! Every guy says they would hit it, I personally think her face is ugly, so in all honesty Nik, would you?

Answer: No, her face is ugly.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat giiRl is just nasstty her past hobbies involved having sex in back yards and behind buildings with random black thugs who she did not even know the name of- but all that is a secret SHH her current hobbies consist of screwing hillbillies, and tatted up wanna be white boy gangsters, getting hair extentions, changing her hair color every week, going to the tanning bed until her skin is as orange as an oompa loompa’s, badly photoshopping her pictures that no one in their right mind would want to see, and of course partying. Sadly this girl thinks that she is the ‘cats meow’.. She makes plans with nice girls, and then stands them up, and is over all just a disgusting human being with no morals.

She looks like John Travolta.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this f*cking stud is Cory P***** he is the dirtiest whop that has ever walked the street. He is the one getting his ass smacked, he’s totally cool with both ways. He loves d*cks and he wants you to call . his gf is confused with his sexuality.

That position looks to come real natural to both of them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a “beauty pageant queen”. Yeah…I don’t get it either. .

You took the words right outta my mouth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!

THE DIRTY ARMY: dis iz alley aka the quieffa… be aware boyz she luvz to pee on boiz lapz nd she f*ckz guyz so dey wnt leave her nd she dumb nd fckin fugly i herd she a lil bushy down der to. nik, she belongz wit da apes nd she thnkz her sh*t dnt stink she thnkz she the coolest persn eva to.

Here is a perfect example why America needs to reform education.- nik