College chicks get red couches so that when they passout drunk on their period everything is safe.

Look at his legs compared to hers? Throw up now.

I have an idea where that bottle is going later…

How many douche’s can you fit into 200 square feet?

There is something utterly disturbing about this picture, but I cannot put my finger in it.

Because sex is too hard and the deer can’t see that far.

The red and white hat is the taker

Damn, that is the largest Joint I have ever seen.

I thought the chicks at Clemson could open wider than that.

I had a purple crayon as a costume one year and it took me an hour to take it off. She lost interest. Long story short… I promised myself that I would never be a black man’s Greg for Halloween ever again.