She Loves Tacos


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is down for ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! Be careful girls shes a little on the sk*nk side, and guys if you want a bj wave a taco in her face and she will get right on her knees!

I love post like these because they help my diversity traffic numbers for TheDirty. #AffirmativeAction- nik

Psycho Ex GF


Psycho Ex-GF

Psycho Ex-GF

Psycho Ex-GF

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay so here’s a girl named Brittany. For starters she is crazy. The girl is 22 and goes to the University of Akron. She talks sh*t about EVERYONE behind their backs and then is their bff when they are around and has something she wants/needs. what’s more important is she recently broke up with her Bf that she still lives with and started fooling around immediately. what was messed up is she would go whore herself out to strangers and try to come home to her Ex and sleep with him. after her found out that she was being nasty and refused to kiss her, she went psycho and threatened to [] herself! She has hurt herself many times but only far enough to get attention. She told her Ex to move on, but when he did, she threatened to beat up his new GF if she ever saw her. She’s just jealous cuz she hooked up with 3 guys she thought were gonna be her shinning knights, but they ended up playing her for pssy. She tries to play the victim in every situation, but doesn’t tell people how she is crazy and is really the bad guy. For instance she found out her ex was on a date and decided to smash all her shit, and the somehow tried to make it his fault that it was all broken. this was the same night she went out and blew a guy in a parking lot after knowing him for 3 hours. Did i also mention this girl is majoring in Child development?!?!? I would never hire this girl as a teacher and neither should anyone else. She’s crazy and would hurt your children and would try to fck your husband!!!

Chicks will do anything for attention and turn crazy when you don’t give it to them.  That’s why big chicks get strung up on guys cause they’re the only ones who give-em any attention.- nik

Cleveland Hottie


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sarah. I don’t know her but I think she’s the hottest girl around Cleveland right now. From the few times I’ve spoken to her, she’s been really nice. I hear a lot of bad things about her and I’m not sure if that hot body is worth it.  Wanted to see what you think about her?

Never trust a girl with Courtney Stodden hair.- nik

Brunstucky Ginger


Brunstucky Ginger

Brunstucky Ginger

Brunstucky Ginger

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,  I just wanted to share these photos of Medina, Ohio’s finest. Meet Sarah Campbell and witness white trash at its best. This b*tch walks around like her sh*t doesn’t stink and the world owns her something. This Ginger B*tch got herself thrown into a mental ward after freaking out when she could not go to rehab for her pill addiction!! She met her new “boo” while in the mental ward. This “gangsta” was in there trying to dodge a case after beating his baby mamma – all while this b*tch was riding the purple crayon!!!!! I mean what the f*ck Jerry Springer himself could not make this sh*t up!!!!! This b*tch needs to get a reality check but I guess she follows in a great line of footsteps – her sister has been on here before. Please put this ghetto 8ss, wannabe thug ganster, white trash be on blast before she starts another lame *ss Facebook fight!!!

She’s poking fun at her flatness, this post won’t phase them.- nik

Josh X Dobay


Josh X Dobay

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Josh X Dobay is the lead singer in the band The Gateway Complex and thinks hes hott sh*t! He is the biggest loser ever! Literally! He thinks he can boss his girlfriend around and tell her what to do. He cheats on her all the time and is surrounded by groupies. I know because I am that girl! I caught him cheating on me with another b*tch who he calls his ex (who apparently he’s dated for 2 years!?) and made his fat *ss tell me everything! We dated for 6 months (since October) and we need to put him on blast! Nik, tell the world about this cheater and player! Make sure all these girls know to stay away from him! Just so we all know what he looks like, he is the two faced *sshole on the left in the bottom picture.

Is he wearing a purse?- nik

Mission Impossible


Mission impossible

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just saw a picture of the most beautiful girl alive. Put your army to use and get me a name asap! Side note, would you?

Answer: Let’s get the intel first before any stupid decisions are made, but yes she is my type.

Keep Your Clothes On Chirssy Garcia


Chirssy Garcia - I'd pay her to keep her clothes on

Chirssy Garcia - I'd pay her to keep her clothes on

Chirssy Garcia - I'd pay her to keep her clothes on

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot strips around the Cleveland/Akron/Canton area. She’s 34 but tells club managers and her customers that she’s 23. Her and her boyfriend are crazy addicted to pills. Chrissy actually had to quit her job of doing pornographic cam shows for old men, so she could fund their drug habit. She brags that she gets free clothes, drugs, and make up for sleeping with her customers. She also thinks it’s a turn on to tell people she’s in the “four finger” club. Um yuck.

Quit or got fired.  If your job is your body why would you not stay in shape.- nik

LeBron Has A Tiny Pecker That Gets Stiff For Babies


LeBron Has a Tiny Pecker that gets stiff for a babies

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, something has to be done about old LeBum- as if he wasn’t enough of a joke, now this creep is posing in photos with babies with his tiny 3-inch member standing at full attention. What a great memory this will be for the family one day- “hey, remember when you were 18 months old and some perverted 6’8″ negro got a tiny little boner looking at you?”.  Is it any wonder that good ol’ LeFraud has no confidence in the clutch? Dude is pushing seven feet tall and is hung like Vern Troyer. Seriously LeJoke, where’s the rest of it? No wonder you are marrying your high school ape-friend, I mean girlfriend. Looks like Cleveland got the last laugh on him and his vienna sausage. Keep your tiny unit away from our children, you fu#king creep!

This is old, we had it up when he first got the boner.- nik

Captain Sloregan


Captain Whoregan

Captain Whoregan

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this disgusting creatures name is Morgan Nagel (she’s on the right). Everyone gets a ride on this girl. She’s known for getting guys drunk and staying sober and then getting them in bed at night. The guys always realize the next morning with they did and are instantly ashamed and cringe to admit what they have done. She has a boyfriend, Jake Hoover. The fact that no one has told this poor boy that she cheats on him weekly is pretty sad. She cheated on him while he was over seas serving our country. just a couple weeks ago morgan went to BGSU and slept with her ex boyfriend. She’s that last phone call late at night when you are already wasted and can’t find anything else. Don’t be surprised if you see her at the free clinic, considering she has DRD and thinks it’s okay to still run around and unzip her pants for anyone who blinks at her and apparently share the DRD with everyone. Someone needs to tell her she looks like the product of a horse and a squirrel getting it on. You can find her working at Get Go cleaning bathrooms or stocking condoms. It’s pretty sad when your own father knows you’re a wh*re. Like mother like daughter though!

From the looks of that kitchen these two are frat house groupies.- nik

Daddy’s Disappointment


Daddy's Disappointment

Daddy's Disappointment

Daddy's Disappointment

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty little girl doesn’t know how to keep her legs closed. She claims to be a “lesbian”, but is infamous for sleeping with guys. Her favorite place is in the backseat of their cars, she buys the beers & they buy the marijuana. Her “girlfriend” is oblivious that Melanie isn’t “lesbian”, but a WH*RE. All of her friends hate the bitch because she slept with their boyfriends, at the age of 13. She lost her virginity to a stranger, within 30 minutes of knowing him. If she’s not c*ked up or high as a kite, she’s working at Boston Market… mopping floors. I feel bad for this low life piece of shit, she’s caught the DRD & given it to over 25+ guys and their GIRLFRIENDS. She doesn’t care about the police because her daddy is a police officer in Brooklyn. The only reason anyone has ever put up with her is because she pays for anything and everything like the dumb little c*nt she is. I’ve personally seen her get smacked in the face with a used condom, hahahaha. She just laughed about it, eww sloot.

Looks like she trimmed some fat off that arm, via photoshop.- nik