THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zach Ahern and Hannah Wynn are the WORST couple of the year, they’re both crazy, delusional, stupid and bipolar. They fist fight each other, they steal from each other, they lie to each other, they cheat on each other and they talk crazy shit about each other after they break up every 50 times. Hannah always complains that Zach physically beats her up, and steals everything including her money, her car and other personal belongings. She recently just went on yet another Facebook rant that he stole her money and car keys and drove off to Toledo. She also complains about him trying to get with chicks who are 18 years or younger, and he’s 29! He Facebook messages girls trying to compliment them and saying he wants to be their boyfriend. He’s just a creepy perverted pedophile that needs to cut off his 30 inch hair! What grown man has their hair down to 30 inches and wears it in a braded ponytail? Hannah ain’t no better though, she always cheats on him, then bitches non stop about how horrible he is, how he broke her heart and never wants to be with him again. BUT, 3 minutes later, she gets back with him, usually after he begs like a bitch. These two need a huge reality check, they SHOULDN’T be a couple, but they will never learn. Oh well, so sad, but to bad.
She needs to find a guy with a job.- nik