THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the epitome of any good “catholic school girl”. She went to a Catholic school her entire life and you would think that she has some class!!! This girl will do anything for attention, she calls herself “barbie”.  Like you bleached your bushy ass head of curls and just learned how to use a straightener. She will get on anyone’s boyfriend because shes such a wh*re she simply can’t get one! She is SOOO pathetic. She was basically almost forced to leave Mercyhurst after first semester in Erie PA because she had sex with the hockey team the first week of school, and the school was so small everyone heard. She’s a straight pig and no one should ever trust this krusty broad. Karma is a b*tch, b*tch.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty wh*re right here is Crystal Dawn Early. She is Cleveland, Ohio’s nastiest, sk*nkiest momma. Shes like 30 years old and thinks she hot shi*! LMFAO. She talks ghetto like she’s some 17 year old chick from the east side. What a loser. She hasn’t done anything to make herself better all of her life. All she does is fck guys.. any guy.. married… drug addicts.. black.. puerto rican. Anything she can get in the sack she wants it! She had had like 10 abortions throughout her whole life and the sad thing bout it is that they weren’t ALL accidents or whoopsies. This dumb slut gets preggo on purpose hoping some dude will take care of her and the baby. If it ends up being a bad idea then she gets an abortion. I don’t know how she can live with herself getting pregnant on purpose so many times than just getting an abortion over and over again. She has a son who she barely ever even sees. He lives with his uncle because she practically gave him up. She also had a baby in the past year. The whole time she was pregnant she swore that the baby’s dad was some married guy just because she thought if it was his that she would benefit financially. What a low life. Well the joke was on her because after a DNA test it wasnt his. So now shes back to washing dishes and serving people food at Demitri’s Restaurant. Also on the side she strips and is a prostitute. She’s also been convicted of drug trafficking, stalking, assault…all kinds of crazy stuff. What a good mommy she is. She needs to worry about her own children and stop hopping on all the d*ck she can get! AND is it just me or does she resemble a crcked out version of Brett Michaels? I don’ know something like that. She’s ugly as f*ck.

You may needa re-think your strategy in life, clearly its not working out for you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Xhulja girl. Who is Albanian. She thinks she’s the hottest girl around town. When cearly she’s not? If you saw her fb pictures and then her in person you’d think they are totally different. Cause the ugly girl edits her pictures soooo much to the fact where it doesn’t even look like her. Yeah by the way she’s dating a guy she met for 1 week and already is dating him. She has sex with every guy in Lakewood, Ohio. Lol Poor girl. I mean Albanian girls are sluts. & if you want a blow job come hollur at her & her sister named romaina or whatever. Poor girl is so ugly. She’s an attention wh*re. GOES TANNING WAY TOOO DAMN MUCH. Like b*tch you look crusty as hell. She’s so skinny & guess who her best friend is..LEXI GETZ . Sh*t. guys wanna hollur 4 free. Go to xhulja. Oh yea btw she has a new bf every week. Yeah ur cute boo.

She needs to chew on a few more carrots, file those chompers down a bit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so there’s this Dirty f*ckinn ugly Sl*t, “Vikki”, and she sleeps with anybody and everybody just to get what she wants in life! She’s the lowest b*tch U will ever meet. This b*tch will ride 5 guys in one nite and then be like “now that’s a party!” ” Just Kidding” no but fo real this is one h*e ass b*tch you do not wanna f*ck with. She’s that type that will be best friends with u one day sleep with your brother the next and buy u anything u want as long as her secret is safe! The only reason she has a roof over her head as we speak is because shes f*ckin a married man! The Dirtiest, Nasty, Triflin, Sk*nk b*tch ull eveer meet. I’d watch out if i were you! her next is probably you! lmfao.

The only safe bet is to pay for sex as a married guy.  Any sloot you wrangle will take advantage of you after you take advantage of them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this has got to be one of the worst looking group of girls i’ve ever seen! And the brunette in the pink top actually thinks she’s so gorgeous that people are jealous of her. I think she’s delusional. With a nose, a jaw line, and a chin like that. What a waste of a person. What do you think Nik?

Thinks that way cause she’s the only one under 130 in the pack.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this loser for some reason thinks people are obsessed with him but I am pretty sure no one would want to be in his shoes. Dude is a Mega Creep! He is in the process of being charged for ID theft and fraud. He has a bad temper and loves to beat his wife because he is not a real man at all. He is a troll! I feel sorry for his wife, she claims she is in love with him but really one day I think she will open her eyes and see no one likes this guy, he got her hooked on some serious sh*t and her own family does not even like this douche! I think once she really is sober she will go back to being a good mother and leave the lthis junkie for good! She already cheated on him with twenty other dudes! She has a warrant out for theft because she stole money from a former friend so she could buy more drugs. They both need serious help and lets hope they get it!

I didn’t know hobbits were such a handful.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a complete idiot. He drives around in his gay ass baby blue car trying to look cool. He FEINDS for perscription pills. To support his pill habbit he claims to be hurt from a little fender bender so he got perscribed pain killers. He claims to have all this money but nobody has ever seen anything. He thinks all these 16 years old girl wanna f*ck him and he continually creeps on them when they clearly are’nt interested (he’s 21haha) long story short, this kid is the dirt of the dirty.

He must have an extensive after school driving program.  Scouring schools for girls.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty girl is Sam Cleek. Most people have probably heard her name before. She has to be one of the sl*ttiest and stupidest girls i have ever met. She is only 19 and has slept with way over 30 guys and openly admits it. She tried to get with me and my dude and we both said f*ck no.The only reason any guys ever f*ck her or let her suck their dicks is because she is so annoying and they just want her to shut the f*ck up! When she was in high school her rival school chanted ” you have sam cleek as an insult” but yet this girl goes around calling other girls sluts. Dudes stay away from her and her nasty tongue ring,

The parents need to stop refilling her liquor cabinet.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is David Bentley. Hes a loser that lives on the west side of Cleveland and begs girls for their number!! He has had only one girl friend and she was 16! He’s always stealing ppl’s clothes, he wears snap backs that he borrows from his friends because he has no money and no job!! The last chick he had sex with was a fat girl named Nikki Moloro! Watch out ladies has has 4 kids that he cant even see because he doesn’t pay child support!! he last time he had some money he bought a video game. What a loser!

Candyland = pedoland.  Perfect job for him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, alright this girls name is Jenna. She has been seen roaming the streets of Lakewood, OH. Just by the look of her photos, she makes me want to gag. She has been with over 20+ guys and has f*cked around with most of them. She gets drunk every weekend and thinks its cool to hang around with 10 year olds. She thinks its cute to act stupid. She whines to get her way. I’m pretty sure her parents are SOO proud to call her their devil child. Everyone really needs to know when you see her walking down the street.. RUN. Tell me Nik, is she sl*tty enough for you?

We should take a poll, see how many people have planked her.  People who don’t own sheets always have a high number.- nik