THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jon Brown. He’s probably the most stupidest person you could ever meet, he talks a lot of dumbs sh*t out of no where that makes no sense, then doesn’t remember saying it a couple seconds later. He doesn’t have common sense at all and that’s why he flunked out of high school and hasn’t gone back since, because he’s too illiterate. His house is filled with bad lotion odor, piss stains, trash with bugs flying around, and that’s where he operates his small time drug business that he low key rips people off to make some bucks to buy ramen noodles. You’ll probably seeing him riding his bike everywhere around Cleveland since that’s the only way he can get around. He’s also a thirsty motherfucker! He always requesting random stranger girls on Facebook, then tries talking game and creeping which he’s unsuccessful at. You ain’t about that life Jon Brown!
Facebook does get a ton of people laid.- nik