Cleveland | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Lindsey Buzzard

August 26, 2014 Cleveland 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: So let me warn all of Cleveland about this bop Lindsey buzzard my home boy was messing with. She’s the typical Cleveland bop. She does whatever it takes to get her fill. She’s a powder lover. She is a manager at Pizza Hut and hires whoever as long as they hook her up with something. Drugs & dick. She got diagnosed with herpes TWO years ago. And doesn’t tell anyone!!! I know because I almost messed around with her and found a valtrex bottle in her bathroom and when I confronted her, are broke into tears. My squad bounced this bop around and she paid for everything. Bought all our drinks and food. Hopefully all my boys strapped it up! My one home boy is in jail and she’s been paying for all his bills. Funny thing is, when he gets out he’s gonna ditch this bop and go back to his ex. This girl is pasty white. She has no ass. She’s herin skinny. And she’s sitting here like a dumb hoe paying for another woman’s man. Deep down she’s gotta know the truth because if you saw his ex, she’s a dime and this bop is a dud!

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Purse Snatcher

August 25, 2014 Cleveland 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Mike Hayes from madison, oh has been going around lake and ashtabula counties stealing and spreading drd! Watch out girls this one will not only leave you with a nasty suprise FOR LIFE but also steal your purse in the morning. He thinks he’s something special but really is just mentally on the same level with a toddler with an attitude problem and has a 4 inch penis. No joke.

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Fire Crotch

August 22, 2014 Cincinnati, Cleveland 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Where to start with this train wreck? this spoiled brat is Amanda baranoski and she has had everything handed to her on a platter. She studied abroad at the London college of fashion but quickly threw that away into her first semester. She has become well known for her alcohol abuse and fcking dudes on the first date, she’s a habitual home wrecker always trying to steal men away from other women including her OWN family and friends. She’s a purple crayon chaser, she Ironically walked away with herpes and a kid after one of her first sexual encounters (with a black dude.) Ever since she had the kid she went off the hinges banging any guy that shows her the least amount of attention she walks around like her shit don’t stink calls her self the embodiment of Aphrodite lmao….more like Courtney love with a severe case of Down syndrome. Work your magic nik maybe putting her on the dirty is the wake up call she needs to realize that she should focus on her kid instead of getting that snatch of hers beat on a daily like it owes her money. So in all honesty nik…would you smash?

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Ugly Junkie

August 18, 2014 Cleveland 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cari Leigh Ross a pain pill drug addict that will fuck anyone and will tell anyone she loves them within three days of knowing them .. you can find her on Craigslist prostituting or somtimes meeting with couples for 3ways she has 2 kids she doesent give a uck about she is from Cleveland Ohio strongsville ohio areas ewwww .. her ears and toes uncontrollably move and wiggle and I caught her fcking nunchcucks too I mean wtf

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Suga I’m Fierce

August 18, 2014 Cleveland, Would You? 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik This girl is very disturbed and manic. She had an obsession with the dating website known as pof. She will tell u she likes u and wants to start a relationship. It’s all bullshit. She will text u I miss u baby while sitting next to her ex bf. she will tell u she has several sex buddies but it’s not a big deal. She says if she don’t take her meds she will have sex with several guys. She makes u beleive there’s a chance when she knows there is none. It’s like a sick game she plays with men. Her own mother says she’s no good and a cheater. I asked her if she could send me a pic to show my mother nd she responded sorry in only have nudes. Wow not a girl u wanna take home to momma. She’s in the brookpark area, do watch out. She tried overdosing on Tylenol pms because she said her life is soo hard living in a big house and getting things for free. Very sad for a 27 year old. She says when she’s miserable she has sex with random guys. And trust me, u don’t have to be attractive for her to hop right on u. She has a lip ring and there’s something wrong with her bottom lip. Std of done sort. On her pills she told me she didn’t know my friend. Ok we’ll off her pills she said she took his virginity. She’s a case n a half ppl. She said if u date her she will delete her dating website profile, we’ll guess what she wo’t. She mite change the headline but beleive me it’s still up. Ppl like this shit be off the streets. A walking std if u ask me.

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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour This Saturday August 16th

August 15, 2014 Cleveland, Detroit, Michigan, MSU, Toledo, Windsor 0


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now for the show at DTE Energy Music Theatre, this Saturday (8/16) at 7pm!


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Hungry DRD Hippo

August 14, 2014 Cleveland 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Alissa D. Reser. She puts a twist on your typical white girl trying to fit in, overly obsessing with “black” culture and rap/hip hop. She actually has tattoos that represent her favorite band Sublime (I know shocking right?). But don’t get too excited white guys (or maybe you should be) because that’s as far as it goes with her. You’ll still likely find her listening to rap music all day, smoking weed, and only dating black men. You’ll also find she has genital drd (once again shocking right?). She had the typical illegitimate kid by someone she admits to having a one night stand with yet wont admit to having herpes. This girl is ridiculous Nik. She’s a college dropout who as you can see from the pics, spent way too many nights getting plastered. The result? Living back home with her mother In the Wayne county areas of Ohio (Mount Eaton, Orville, Ritman). Yeah you’ll see her hop from country area to country area with her mother in section 8 housing. She also doesn’t have a car and had her license suspended. This girl is too pathetic. Upon confronting her about spreading herpes she will say things like “oh that’s not even possible, I was vaccinated for that when I was a teenager.” Like WTF is this some miracle girl now? The only person in the world to have the cure for drd? This is coming from someone who is working in hospitals and nursing homes. I’m quit sure to hold those jobs you must have some basic knowledge of the medicine. I mean who in the world doesn’t know drd is incurable, besides junior high students just getting their first dose of sexual health classes? This girl has either been caught in her lies and uses that as a cover or is simply stupid. Either way, both equal her having herpes. And oh yeah as a result of her condition you’ll see her constantly going back to her black man that she had her kid by, despite her saying neither of them were really attracted to each other and don’t get along. Hell it was a one night stand leading to a child. They likely get back together because he likely has drd also and she feels he is the only person that she can be with because of her condition, other wise she will have to spend her time lying to other guys, trying not to get caught. So white guys, consider yourself lucky. You definitely are being spared this tragedy!

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Big Ol Muffin

August 14, 2014 Cleveland 112

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik tThis drd whore is Anna Marie Simpson. She has no class at all. She slept with her own boyfriend’s nephew and gave them both a drd. All she cares about is partying and doesn’t even take care of her kid who lives with relatives. She is one of the biggest no class sluts I’ve ever known. She thinks she is so pretty. What do you think Nik?

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