THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these f*cking sl*ts right here are some of the dirtiest around. Both lie about how many guys they have been with. They say about 10 each i believe. But both are well over 30. They lie and manipulate guys to get what they want. The blonde is Kristen Armstrong better known as Brutal Barbie. The other is Elizabeth Harte also calls herself Lizzie. Lizzie will talk to most garbage about her sister saying how nasty she is but, she is the nasty one. They both cheat on every guy they’ve been with. Oh and be careful they are supposably dating and Kristen got DRD in Miami while recording for bangbros.

She’s playing the blame game, she got it from being a sloot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Ashley Korb, the fine mother of god knows how many kids (I think its 4) and the user of an uncountable amount of drugs. It’s a shame to think the population on this planet is rising because of pieces of trash like this. I just caught wind from my boy that she finally got picked up by the police for an OVI while her four month old baby was in the car. I remember meeting this girl out in Cleveland one night and I thought she looked awesome! Unfortunately, she started talking and it was all downhill from there. This girl has some serious drama issues and is unbelievably misguided. She will do almost anything for drugs or attention and she very creepily reminds me of Ginger from Casino. You never know what’s going on in her F*CKED up head, and even if you did it wouldn’t make sense. She loves to chase after foreign guys because she thinks they have enough money to support her drug habit. Everyone in Ohio please beware of this skank and save yourself some trouble by RUNNING AWAY!

I wonder what other blemishes she’s hiding with that bottom lip.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let’s talk about Courtney. This c*m sucking wh*re will f*ck anything with a dick. And by anything. I mean ANYTHING. Don’t be her friend, She’ll fck your dude…and all his dudes. This girl has had to quit more jobs than most people have had, because she ends up blowing someone in the parking lot. And is SOOO upset when they don’t love her back! the best part is she’s 20, trying to date 30 to 40 year old dudes. and then makes a scene when they kick her sk*nk *ss to the curb. All in all, this girl is just a nasty piece of trash. I would assume its something like thowing a hot dog down a hall way. But i would hate to be the one to find out.

She will no longer be desirable to any of these dudes once she hits 21.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Greg Wolf , he is a computer IT Geek who loves having into other peoples computers and stealing there information. He also loves to do drugs and beat on his wife. I am not surprised if he is trig to hack into someones personal information right now. A police report has been filed and and investigation has begun! His wife stole tons of money from her own “friend” so she could buy more drugs instead of find a place to live and take care of her kids. I let them crash at my place for a few days because I felt bad that they were homeless. I had to call the cops on them because they were doing nothing to find work or a life. They simply hid in my spare room all day and partied like the world was about to end. Im not surprised that his wife no longer has custody of the kids, and lets hope she does not make any more babies.

How are his face and head both balding.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she has two kids with two different dudes and is now married to an abusive husband who uses drugs! They have nothing better to do with there time but drink 4 Loco and take drugs. They crashed at my house as freeloaders for a few days until I finally kicked them to the curb because they were not doing anything to get there life together. They simply stayed in a room all day and partied. I feel sorry for her children, oh and their mugshots are not enough to do justice of who they really are.

I’m sure she usually has twice as many scabies.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Fat Nasty B*tch is a crazy broad who has no life and wants to destroy EVERYONE elses! Because she is Jabba the Hut’s twin sister and since she will NEVER get a boyfriend in two thousand and never she wants to make sure everyone is as happy as she is!!! Nik this chick is a Huge waste of space and needs to lay off the food and her friends kids. She buys people’s kids and her “friends” so her kid can have friends and so can she. She absolutely has nothing better to do but sit on her fat *ss and call around the whole county to find “dirt” on someone and when she doesn’t get the answers she wants she makes up stories about people that she hates because she is so jealous of there wonderful lives! She is a huge wh*re who can’t get a real man so she has sex with random guys at bars with whoever will bang her! She is a psycho stalker who creates stories in her head and tells everyone she knows lies so everyone she is jealous of gets a bad rap where in all actuality it is the other way around. This thing thinks she is a beautiful “skinny” princess who has no bills to worry about and brags to everyone that they should be jealous of her because she has so much money to do things with her son. Well Nik I heard from a 100% honest source that she depends on child support from the Man she trapped four years ago to have a kid. And not only does she call every single day the courts to take his license away because she isn’t happy, but she has his and several other social securities numbers so she can be in everyone business! This girl doesn’t stop for nothing or nobody but the funniest part is she doesn’t ever get her way and he never goes to jail because he pays and her Own lawyer hates her and so she goes after his current girl friends to make them miserable. This nasty bitch does not know how to dress she is a fat sloppy hoe who needs to leave people alone and get a real life instead of a “fairytale” or a made belief life. It’s rather sad she goes out of her way but is just wasting her time and money! I hope by people reading this they will not befriend her or to watch out for her because she is viral.

Whats her chair count at?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kyle Galloway, “the only way!”. This piece of sh*t has been jumping from one group of friends to another for a good three years ever since we, his first group of friends, kicked him the f*ck out for being a thief and a liar. This kid will steal anything not nailed down. He’s stolen everything from cell phones to books to cash to video games to pants. Once, he stole a $500 microphone from a studio his band was recording in, and his band forced him to return it so they’d get a copy of the music they just recorded. Another time, he conned his way into sleeping on a girl’s couch, then gave her (and I quote) “The most mediocre sex of her life” and stole $800 worth of books from her collection after she’d gone to work. He got about $60 from Half Price. Now, Nik, if that wasn’t bad enough, this dude has a drug habit I can’t even describe. When we first met him, he smoked some pot from time to time, and he’d match every so often. No harm, no foul right? Nothing wrong with a little bit of weed. These days though, this closeted f*ggot will snort, smoke, or inject whatever he can get his hands on. If you gave this dude a suppository, I’m sure he’d make that happen too. One of our favorite stories to tell is how this b*tch-made f*ck-boy got caught sucking some gay dude’s d*ck (not that there’s anything wrong with that) for a couple of percocet. I don’t know what prices are like where you’re at, but the dude who gave him the drugs told us he would have sold them for $10. Get out your checkbooks, lads and gents. Ok, so that should be enough, right? He steals, and does dumb amounts of drugs, and is willing to go gay for it. If only that was the end of it. Kyle has a tiny c*ck. Not just average, but tiny. I have not been privileged enough to see it in real life, but the photos of him failing hard in an orgy have made their way around our little circle. And goddamn. Every time we feel insecure about the lengths of our dicks, we think about Kyle, and and that goes away like a Ben Roethlisberger rape charge. Alright, Nik. I think I’ve enough. And the best part is, he’ll have no idea who wrote this, because this is all common knowledge. Sh*t, we joke about it on Facebook. Instead, I’ll just leave you with this youtube link to his band’s first video. Kyle’s performance makes Nicholas Cage’s part in Ghost Rider look like Nick Cage’s performance in Bringing out the Dead. This sh*t is so bad that he’s a low level meme on the internet. I apologize in advance, and I hope you manage to take some kind of sick enjoyment out of watching this.

Being in a band doesn’t make that hair acceptable..You’re forgy.- nik