Shady Rave Promoters

June 24, 2014 Colorado, Denver 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Be on a look out for a guy named Chris Grant. He narced and moved to Colorado. He deals drugs to young girls and his father is filthy rich .. Do not sell or buy from him , it will just come back to haunt you. The picture posted, he is the one on the left. He recently through a party in colorado.. There is numerous rumor coming this way about him. Why does a guy with filthy rich parents sell drugs?



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Frat Boys Plead Guilty To Bear Mace Shenanigan

September 8, 2012 Boulder, Colorado, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this past 4th of July these two idiots at Sigma Phi Epsilon, Stephen Armbruster and Robert McManus, went on a bear macing rampage in retaliation for their fraternity house letters being stolen. They drunkenly got on a scooter and headed towards their target. But instead, they though it would be funny to spray the repellent into a party that happen to be going on Zeta Beta Tau’s front lawn. BAD IDEA! The wind shifted, and it hit a lot of people, also they crashed the scooter and were arrested soon after. The other day 21 year old McManus pleaded guilty to first-degree criminal trespassing. Meanwhile, Armbruster, also 21, pleaded guilty to third-degree assault. I swear, frat guys are such idiots sometimes. Would you have been in a frat and done drunken shenanigans like that Nik?

I was in a Frat (Sigma Pi) and I dominated.- nik



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James Holmes Is An Imposter

July 30, 2012 Colorado, The Dirty 22

JAMES HOMES IS AN IMPOSTER

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, word going around is that this whole ‘Dark Knight Rises’ massacre is one big conspriacy.  What are your thoughts?  The image sure does make sense, I’m sure you’ll blame Obama.

Gayden: that’s what his face looked like before he got plugged in the butt

Sorry, but I think it’s the same guy.- nik



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Is This Really The Same Guy

July 26, 2012 Colorado, Dirty News, The Dirty 10

Same Guy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since you are the master of plastic surgery I’m curious to know why the images of James Holmes are so different. The first and the third image definitely look alike but the middle one clearly does not. The first is reportedly an image of of him in high school, the second an image given to authorities via his college and the third is obviously his recent mug shot. I could understand if the second and third looked alike I’m thinking that perhaps he’d had some work done. However, his nose goes from skinny to fat back to skinny. What gives?

What about the massive change in eye color? It is the same guy though… I can tell by the ears.- nik



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Why The PAC-12 Will Always Suck

April 13, 2012 Boulder, Colorado, The Dirty 22

Biggest Skanks in the Pac-12

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell me why these girls even get the slightest attention from other guys. Yeah sure, they’re “talented” track runners, but look at them. Sad to say their normal, everyday outfits aren’t any hotter than these train wreck halloween slut-stumes. Emily (left) is a stupid barbie whose blonde hair isn’t fooling anyone. She also needs to take a break from the tanning bed. Lainey is in desperate need of a nose job. Eileen is the little gremlin looking one who is every dudes drunken hook up. And Bridgette is the hopeless idiot whose boyfriend deserves better. Combined they make up the nation’s sluttiest sprinters! God save us.

Guess the girl who submitted this… yup, chicks from Boulder are that stupid.- nik



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South Park Intel

October 20, 2011 Colorado, Colorado Springs, Denver, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to give you a heads up, the South Park episode that aired last night definitely has your website in the story line. I work for a production company that is associated with the show have been DA strong for four years now. In the final edit of the show they had to remove your name and website from the script per network because not enough people know who you are. They said you had a US audience however South Park is a world wide brand, so they just replaced you with the wikileaks guy who has been in worldwide media a lot lately. Nik, step up your game.

I went to the Wikileaks website for the first time today and now I understand why people are saying it was about TheDirty. That dudes site isn’t online gossip about your friends… anyway if you have pictures of someone sh*tting their pants please send them to me.- nik



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Miss Dirty Fritzler

October 11, 2011 Colorado, Colorado Springs, Denver 12

Miss Dirty Fritzler

Miss Dirty Fritzler

Miss Dirty Fritzler

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is a flat out hoe. She can leave a guys rooms stinking for months. She is a homewrecker. The worst part about this sleeze is she has NO tits!! She screws everyones boyfriends and then claims to get raped. She went from lesbian to whore within two weeks. Haha and she thinks she has a chance and becoming a playboy bunny! To her sleeping with 30 guys in a month is normal! Time to blow her up! REALITY CHECK!.

Her arms are as big as that guys and he works out, he also has connect the dots on his arm she should look him up once she pops out her first baby.- nik



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Hottest CU Freshmen I’ve Seen Thus Far

September 13, 2011 Colorado, Denver, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 21

Hottest CU Freshmen seen thus far

Hottest CU Freshmen seen thus far

Hottest CU Freshmen seen thus far

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Katie. New Alpha Phi pledge. I think she may be the hottest freshmen girl I have seen yet. She is from California and a real cutie.

I think I want to give away $5,000 to the hottest college Freshman in the world. This is not her.- nik



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