Heir To Anheuser-Busch Fortune

May 29, 2012 Colorado State, Denver, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 19 8,428 Views

Douche Lord from Hickville

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Adolphus Busch: as the heir to the Anheuser-Busch fortune, he thinks he is entitled to anything and everything. Want a beer? This kid will take it for free from behind the bar-and get yelled at for it. He believes he can get any girl he wants, but the female population just sees him as a short, stocky annoyance with a weird name. So naturally he gets all of his hookups by getting girls wasted off of his cheap family beer. Search him on Twitter, people aren’t afraid to use first and last names when sh*t-talking this kid. Favorite line so far, “I’d rather pay $18 for my 30-rack than hang out with you.” This frat douche from CSU needs to be put on blast for being generally unpleasant company.

I wonder if he gets free beer?- nik



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I Feel Obligated To Submit Her Due To Who She Thinks She Is

October 23, 2011 Colorado State, Denver, The Dirty 17 9,620 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – As part of DA strong, I feel obligated to the world to submit Amelia. She is a sophomore at Colorado State Univ. and has thought she was hot sh*t since we went to high school together. Somehow, I disagree with her. The space between her nose and horse mouth gives her a striking resemblance to the Grinch who stole Christmas, the mean one. And yes, she is definitely a mean one with her “my sh*z don’t stink” attitude. Nik, please tell Amelia if she should stop trying… or try harder!

Some girls are just not meant to smile. Amelia please study Posh Spice’s facial expressions in life.- nik



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Take A Hint Rachel, You Are Not Cool

May 7, 2011 Colorado State, Denver, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty 77 8,324 Views

You are not cool

You are not cool

You are not cool

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Rachel Kastalein. This dumb girl thinks she is the hottest thing to hit CSU when in reality shes just the most annoying. She talks in a high pitched sqeal and brags constantly about how “sorority” she is when really she’s just a shell of a person with the personality of a fly. She is OBSESSED with my fraternity and thinks that all the guys love her when in reality she’s a joke (4 future reference rachel just because you love us doesnt mean we love you… it is a one way obsession) She’s always hanging around wearing skirts way too short for a girl of her size and begging for attention by acting stupid. Leave it up to this girl to try to make herself the center of everything when no one gives a sh*t about her or what she has to say. Sick of her putting others down because she needs more attention. Sick of her basking in her own glory when she is nothing special and should spend more time at the gym and less time at frat houses drinking herself farther into chubbyville while pretending every bro wants her when they all just want her to go away. Sick of her fake face around, and so is everyone else. I’m sure she will respond with something obnoxious and completely shallow because that is her only defense…. but take a hint.

I read your letter and from what I can gather, Rachel Kastalein is still a virgin.- nik



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Brennan Why Don’t You Go Back To The Springs

April 12, 2011 Colorado State, Denver 7 7,339 Views

Brennan...Why don't you go back to the springs.

Brennan...Why don't you go back to the springs.

Brennan...Why don't you go back to the springs.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brennan thinks he is hot stuff. He goes around CSU flaunting the fact that in his delusional mind he thinks he looks exactly like…Ashton Kutcher. But beware. If you see this kid out at a party he will most likely try to fight you, verbally abuse your girlfriend or physically abuse your house. In his ultra-testesterone drunken mind he is the alpha male in every situation and if that means that if he has to yell at GIRLS to boost his testosterone level, he will. Oh and if you’re a nice girl he might try to trick you into thinking he’s a good guy who loves his mom so you can date him to “boost his repuation”…which he will probably try to do after he sees this. Don’t be fooled by his deflating muscles the CSU football team didn’t even want him neither should you.

And people are still fooled into thinking he’s straight.- nik



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Jack Saperstein

April 12, 2011 Colorado, Colorado State, Denver 10 7,431 Views

punk malibu bitch Jack Saperstein

punk malibu bitch Jack Saperstein

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Jack Saperstein is your typical punk*ss white kid, pretty douchey, has an imdb page from “being a star”. his douchiness goes to another level though because as of Friday night, this kid raped my friend. she was a little too drunk and passed out and woke up to him having sex with her and pinned her down. just beware of this skeezy guy in sig nu, only a freshman but already raping girls. seriously f*cked up.

It worries me and makes me question his sexuality that he has professional picture taken of him, when clearly modeling is out of the picture.- nik



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Molly Moll Is Colorado State’s Oompa Loompa

April 6, 2011 Colorado State, Denver, The Dirty 30 6,866 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes to Colorado State University. Her name is Molly but struts around with her boobs in the air callin herself “Moll Moll” who lives in a magical palace. Shes drunk every hour of the day and sits around and takes pictures of herself puckering at the camera.  She’s a stuck up w***e who thinks shes the hottest blonde thats ever walked the planet.  She hits the gym with her hair down, extra make up, and belly shirts flaunting her rolls. Nik, I think it’s time to expose this oompa loompa as her true identity over a magical orange princess. The only thing magical about her is that her gate is WIDE open for all the prince’s to see.

Just think, in a world without TheDirty.com this girl would have stayed Orange for the rest of her life. She has no idea that she has a problem. This is why I fight the good fight. Molly wake the f*ck up! You look like an Oregon Salmon(Hex3) #FF7722 on my Home Depot color chart.- nik



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Turtle Club

April 3, 2011 Colorado State, Denver, Dirty Army Strong 19 7,801 Views

Turtle Club

Turtle Club

Turtle Club

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy sucks, always posting statuses about how everyone around him is a moron and he’s better than other people. He even talks sh*t about girls he dated and left years ago one night then has the nerve to post statuses the very next day saying “live life through the windshield, not the rear-view” – take your own advice f*ckwad! The real reason he’s submitted is because he is a PREDATOR. Look at his ugly face and his full height of 5’5″ – he can’t get a decent girl any other way except to use his “power” to bribe her to be with him. When he was in college he only dated girls who were just starting at the college radio station where he had a high position. He didn’t mind that they were using him to get a better time slot because he was using them to get p*ssy he could never get otherwise. Then he graduated, came back to be the full time manager at the same college radio station because he realized there was no place for him in the real world and, after failing at a relationship with a REAL woman over the age of 23, moved on to dating the students who staffed the station. He lives with a girl right now that started going out with him when she was a student! It’s sick that Colorado State University – Pueblo would allow such a dirty predator as MIKE ATENCIO to be in charge of impressionable students and teach classes. He doesn’t even have anything more than a bachelor’s degree. Nik – please knock this troll down a few notches and warn the world that CSU – PUEBLO doesn’t even have real professors teaching some of their programs, just slimeballs who want to get into 18 year old’s pants. PS – Check out his “head shot” – who pretends to talk on the phone like that for pictures?! DOUCHEBAG.

I like his chin under his chin… it looks like a love sack.- nik



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Lala The Rabbit

March 31, 2011 Colorado State, Denver, The Dirty 48 8,896 Views

Lala The Rabbit

Lala The Rabbit

Lala The Rabbit
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes to Colorado State University. Her name is Lauren but she walks around introducing herself as “Lala the Barbie.” She shows up to parties half naked drunk out of her mind flaunting off her bunny teeth and 3 inch refund gap. Nik, please do everybody at CSU a favor and put this Peter Rabbit looking girl up for everyone to see. And fellas, if you want to hook up with her, just hold ur carrot over her hole, she will come out soon enough!

I have never seen a REFUND Gap on real boobs before… must be a chest cavity issue.- nik



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