THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Adolphus Busch: as the heir to the Anheuser-Busch fortune, he thinks he is entitled to anything and everything. Want a beer? This kid will take it for free from behind the bar-and get yelled at for it. He believes he can get any girl he wants, but the female population just sees him as a short, stocky annoyance with a weird name. So naturally he gets all of his hookups by getting girls wasted off of his cheap family beer. Search him on Twitter, people aren’t afraid to use first and last names when sh*t-talking this kid. Favorite line so far, “I’d rather pay $18 for my 30-rack than hang out with you.” This frat douche from CSU needs to be put on blast for being generally unpleasant company.

I wonder if he gets free beer?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – As part of DA strong, I feel obligated to the world to submit Amelia. She is a sophomore at Colorado State Univ. and has thought she was hot sh*t since we went to high school together. Somehow, I disagree with her. The space between her nose and horse mouth gives her a striking resemblance to the Grinch who stole Christmas, the mean one. And yes, she is definitely a mean one with her “my sh*z don’t stink” attitude. Nik, please tell Amelia if she should stop trying… or try harder!

Some girls are just not meant to smile. Amelia please study Posh Spice’s facial expressions in life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Rachel Kastalein. This dumb girl thinks she is the hottest thing to hit CSU when in reality shes just the most annoying. She talks in a high pitched sqeal and brags constantly about how “sorority” she is when really she’s just a shell of a person with the personality of a fly. She is OBSESSED with my fraternity and thinks that all the guys love her when in reality she’s a joke (4 future reference rachel just because you love us doesnt mean we love you… it is a one way obsession) She’s always hanging around wearing skirts way too short for a girl of her size and begging for attention by acting stupid. Leave it up to this girl to try to make herself the center of everything when no one gives a sh*t about her or what she has to say. Sick of her putting others down because she needs more attention. Sick of her basking in her own glory when she is nothing special and should spend more time at the gym and less time at frat houses drinking herself farther into chubbyville while pretending every bro wants her when they all just want her to go away. Sick of her fake face around, and so is everyone else. I’m sure she will respond with something obnoxious and completely shallow because that is her only defense…. but take a hint.

I read your letter and from what I can gather, Rachel Kastalein is still a virgin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brennan thinks he is hot stuff. He goes around CSU flaunting the fact that in his delusional mind he thinks he looks exactly like…Ashton Kutcher. But beware. If you see this kid out at a party he will most likely try to fight you, verbally abuse your girlfriend or physically abuse your house. In his ultra-testesterone drunken mind he is the alpha male in every situation and if that means that if he has to yell at GIRLS to boost his testosterone level, he will. Oh and if you’re a nice girl he might try to trick you into thinking he’s a good guy who loves his mom so you can date him to “boost his repuation”…which he will probably try to do after he sees this. Don’t be fooled by his deflating muscles the CSU football team didn’t even want him neither should you.

And people are still fooled into thinking he’s straight.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Jack Saperstein is your typical punk*ss white kid, pretty douchey, has an imdb page from “being a star”. his douchiness goes to another level though because as of Friday night, this kid raped my friend. she was a little too drunk and passed out and woke up to him having sex with her and pinned her down. just beware of this skeezy guy in sig nu, only a freshman but already raping girls. seriously f*cked up.

It worries me and makes me question his sexuality that he has professional picture taken of him, when clearly modeling is out of the picture.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes to Colorado State University. Her name is Molly but struts around with her boobs in the air callin herself “Moll Moll” who lives in a magical palace. Shes drunk every hour of the day and sits around and takes pictures of herself puckering at the camera.  She’s a stuck up w***e who thinks shes the hottest blonde thats ever walked the planet.  She hits the gym with her hair down, extra make up, and belly shirts flaunting her rolls. Nik, I think it’s time to expose this oompa loompa as her true identity over a magical orange princess. The only thing magical about her is that her gate is WIDE open for all the prince’s to see.

Just think, in a world without TheDirty.com this girl would have stayed Orange for the rest of her life. She has no idea that she has a problem. This is why I fight the good fight. Molly wake the f*ck up! You look like an Oregon Salmon(Hex3) #FF7722 on my Home Depot color chart.- nik