Justice AKA Emily Richardson

Posted in Columbus

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay one of my friends just let me know Emily was on here so I had see. She really is Ugly b*tch and believe it or not it’s not just skin deep. Check out some photos she puts out there proudly for everyone. First I love how the strippers dress up as, strippers for halloween. Then we have her baby shower how cute wait is that a pole and stripper in the background? A baby shower at a strip club guess it’s kinda fitting since it was probably conceived there. Next we have a good picture of her beautiful smile up no wait there’s that snaggle tooth! Oh and here’s a picture of here and her man. yeah he looks kinda retarded i guess it’s easier to convince sugar daddys you’re not fcking the neighborhood when they’re a little dumb.

They put their old outfits on for a trip down memory lane. You can tell by the belly that these horses were retired awhile ago.- nik

Scumbag Trash Thief

Posted in Columbus, Dirty Army Strong

Scumbag Trash Thief

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can we please get your help identifying this westside trash? This scum sneaks into my house party unannounced. As soon as I realize that no one has any idea who he is, I remove him from the party. Once he’s outside, we notice he has a phone and an ipod in his hands (belonging to guests of the party). He makes a mad dash, and runs into a nearby house, refusing to answer the door. Once the police finally arrive, someone else answers the door, saying claiming they have no idea who this trash is, and that he escaped out of the back door as soon as he heard the cops. If ANYONE can help identify him, I’d greatly appreciate it. Missing items included a 32 gig Zune, 64 gig Ipod touch, Mytouch 4g, and a Samsung Galaxy Epic..

Stack out the house he jumped into, they know him…- nik

Meet Slornora

Posted in Columbus, Ohio State, Would You?

slornora

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sonora. A random girl at OSU who is actually obsessed with herself. She posts pictures all over social media sites just to get attention. She gets around. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, she’s filthier then her shoes.

Wiggers R Us

Posted in Columbus, Dirty Army Strong

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know why he’s not on here yet.. use to work for this piece of sh*t David W Hickman. He’s a lying cheating stealing scambag who has stolen from just about everybody on the east side. From car batteries,motorcycle, dvd’s, rims, flower pot’s gun’s, etc. He has aggravated batter,robbery,On his record just look it up. He has all bagging right’s and a vary bad napolen complex. DWH (tat on his arm)like’s to get drunk and start fight’s with people half his size.B/c it make’s him feel like a man.Ladies if your not wet yet..He will do just about anything you want for some c*ke, oxycontin. If you had sex with him get a check up asap this guy.

All that hoodrat stuff doesn’t change the fact you’re a ginger.- nik

Racist Sloot

Posted in Columbus, Ohio State

Racist sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lib*y lane, a small breasted sloot thinks shes the hottest thing on campus. Has a list of guys shes boned longer than Lane AVE. She goes out and eating loads of food after getting beer fed to her by randos. She thinks a beer bottle is like a penis. Also got an abortion during her 2nd year here. She goes up to random people and is completely racist towards them, tells them they haven’t experienced segregation or the holocaust. This girl needs to be on full blast- oh wait she gets blasted every Thursday-Saturday night.

Looks like she’s being touched by her uncle…just saying.- nik

The Hottest Girls In Columbus

Posted in Columbus, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, guys drool over these girls at the local MMA shows! I think the bodies are decent but the faces not so much. Plus pics def make it way better than up close and personal. Thoughts?

I don’t even want to know how long it took to photoshop the first image… This is the best Columbus can offer?- nik

Mike Mercer Thinks He Has A Real Job

Posted in Cincinnati, Columbus

He Thinks he has a real Job

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mike Mercer. Dude is a total f*g who thinks he has a real job and can just f*ck all the girls he wants here in Cincy and Columbus. He f*cked one of my friends and she said he was the most stuck up d*ck she had ever met. This guy is a loser who has a serious alcohol problem. Look for this weirdo running around with a mohawk at the age of 30. F*cking all the bar sloots Brittany Ellisa Meghan and the rest of the nasty downtown club something. Seriously, dude get you’re life together. I wonder how much you make in tax returns. All douchebags like this guy need to be put on blast.

The only guys who drink water in the club are on drugs.- nik

Frattitute Slore

Posted in Columbus, Ohio State

Frattitute whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb wh*re’s name is Christi*ne Baarend*se, she’s the camo bi**h with the white hat holding a cup, trying to show off her beer bod. Her self-esteem is so low a black dude’s d**k could bathe in it if it were on the ground. By the looks of her smile I can’t tell if she is an alien or if she is trying to make herself look like a 5 instead of a 4. She flocks to frat douches like stink on sh*t, and most of them weigh less than she does. I guess her giant square glasses are an attempt to convince people she’s smarter than the rest of the sloots she hangs out with. So what do you think, Nik?

I think she could lose about 14 pounds around her mid region.- nik

Dirty Cheater

Posted in Columbus, Dirty Craigslist

Dirty Cheater

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a piece of work! He’s from Los Angeles and “moved” to Columbus. He currently has a girlfriend who they are both expecting their first baby together. Ever since she’s been pregnant he has been on dating sites and on craigslist posing as a photographer wanting to do photoshoots for his personal collection. He wants these girls to send him pictures of them doing dirty poses in thongs and nude photos so he can beat off to them, and is probably meeting up with these girls since his girlfriend found out. These are some of the photos he has sent to other girls.

Why would girls need to send him pictures if he’s a photographer…use ur noggin.- nik

West Side Nurse Praying Mantis

Posted in Columbus

West Side Nurse Praying Mantis

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Columbus West Side trash is Lindsey West, shes a nurse that’s trying to sleep her way to the top of her nursing class. She also sleeps with her coworkers at a local hospital, dates them, then dumps them after she done using them. But before she was a nurse she worked security and got to meet some local cops and was on her knees faster then a bank robber robbing a bank!

A picture of her +2′s are included with every assignment. I decided.- nik

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