Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I Need Some Ex-Girlfriend Advice

March 7, 2013 Columbus, Ohio State, The Dirty 84 82,429 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Strong for years. I’ve always thought you give good advice and you always seem to know why people act in a certain manner. I’ll keep it short. I’m in college and the girl I dated for two years broke up with me about three months ago yet she still wants to hang out with me because she misses her “best friend.” She claims that we are never getting back together and that she just enjoys my company as friends, yet we still have sex. I don’t understand why someone who didn’t want to be with me still wants to be friends with me. I’m convinced she is just trying to exert her power over me because she doesn’t really want to cope with the idea of me being completely out of her life. I was completely over this chick and she keeps weaseling her way back in. Can you tell me what is going on in her head and what I should do? Thanks.

Bro, she cannot bare the thought of you sleeping with another woman so she is playing mind games like a selfish c*nt. You need to cut her loose before you look back at your life and say “ugh I should have f*cked more b*tches in college” (we all say it).- nik



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Self-Absorbed Rachel

March 5, 2013 Chicago, Columbus 23 6,349 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachel Weygandt. She thinks she’s god’s gift to men. I went to middle school with her and she’s always been a little bitch. She got fake breasts recently and basically shoves them in people’s faces. It’s a bit ridiculous. She has a dude but cheats on him all the time too but I know he knows and he don’t care!!!

Just wait till her +2′s shift.- nik



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I Think Ryan McNeeley Enjoys It

February 20, 2013 Columbus, Ohio State, The Dirty 54 91,508 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, let’s give the crowd what they want.  People were shocked about Ryan McNeeley and wanted to know if this was just a bet he lost, or he really likes to dress like this…  Well here is another set of pics, so either he really does suck at betting, but most likely he likes doing this on his own.  You go GIRL!!!

I think Terminal is his real father.- nik

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Ryan McNeeley Is Your Typical OSU Graduate



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Ryan McNeeley Is Your Typical OSU Graduate

February 13, 2013 Columbus, Ohio State, The Dirty 239 128,095 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out Ryan McNeeley.  He is a graduate of Ohio State and obviously he loves to dress up.  Wanted to see what you guys think about his outfit and does it fit him well?

This doesn’t look like Halloween… it feels like real life.- nik



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Craiglist Girls Of Bloomington

February 1, 2013 Columbus, Indiana, Indianapolis 76 8,914 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never thought I would post something like this about another person, or feel it needed to be done, but this Craigslist call girl/sug[removed]/seeking arrangement posing as a good girl and having morals needs to be exposed for what she Is and has done. Meet Margo Husky, a 23 year old trailer trash predator that I met under strictly platonic. Within two weeks of knowing her, talks of getting serious and her moving in came into play, with her bringing up if we get serious, she needed to sell her nasty ass trailer and move into the custom home I have built on five acres of land that is paid for in full, no loans. This girl has serious daddy/male trust issues, and acts as if everything should just be handed to her. If you don’t bend or break to her will, you are disrespecting her, and the guilt trip and claims your not a man follow from her mouth. Complete princess complex! She is a sloppy drunk, that does crazy shit when she drinks with her skanky ass friend that is 27. She Is employed as a care provider with a company that is funded through the state for people that need assisted living. She is always late for work, sleeps on the job, because she is to concerned with the party life and her fake ass loser friends, and yet she professes how important her job is to her. I call Bullshit! Margo has two big dogs that stay in her flea infested trailer, pissing and shitting on the carpets or anywhere they need to go because she works 13 hours shifts every other week, off one, on one, well sleeps around a hour of it after showing up late daily by a hour or so….leaves early, claims hours she didn’t work on her time sheet…. There is a 2′layer of dog hair on floors, counters, in glasses, on dishes, EVERYTHING from months on end of her not cleaning! I wasn’t even able to get to cleaning out the fridge while I was there for two days, milk dated back to Oct. 2nd, growing shit in it, (it was Jan.14th when I was there helping her) OJ that was brown from being in there so long! The stove was covered in mouse shit under when lift up the cover to clean underneath it, like three pounds of shit, candy wrappers….etc. etc! In the oven there was this pan i sent a pic in of, it had been in there for like 6 months! Its to bad for me that I didn’t go to her place before we had sex, while cleaning everything on the Island hood vat, she had her herpes meds right in plan view for everyone to see!!! She is gonna make a great mother one day! 4 months into our so called serious relationship, she informs me she is pregnant. At this point she had already moved out 3 times of my home… and while we was split up for a over three weeks, no sex between us from Oct. 20th-Nov. 17th , she had texted me on Nov. 11th, claiming she was on a date with a guy, and planned on fucking him that night, later telling me she said it just to hurt me, and she lied about it. We get back together on Nov. 18th and come Dec. 11th she has missed her period. This girl claims she wants a life with me, but as she starts telling me things about herself, I start to see what she is really after, a daddy figure to take care of her every need and is a selfish ass ho that is after one thing! [removed-get to the point..]

Looks like a fire hazard.- nik



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Monica Loves Married Men

January 2, 2013 Columbus 0 9,226 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl’s name is Monica Moreno. She goes after married men, yet expects everyone to like her. She’s part mexican and I heard her vag smells like old taco meat. Most people like her because she’s a huge “kiss ass” but married women arent too fond of her since she loves going after their men. Sorry SWEETIE..but if you fck with me..I’ll make sure everyone knows about it.

Both catches are of poor quality.- nik



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