Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Chelsea Raine

December 13, 2012 Columbus 0 10,053 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chelsae Raine this bitch think she is hot shit. She’s running around Lane Community College chasing after married men. Telling everyone her fiance has passed away (hes very much alive and still engaged to her!!). Handing out her number to any guy who happens to walk within five feet of her chunky ass. I have met multiple women who have had to deal with her crap and her randomly showing up at bars going after their husbands. As well as running personal ads all over CraigsList. When asked to just stay away she says she doesnt care and she’ll do whatever she wants with whoever. She is shady and needs to be called out!! Have met with her fiance to voice our concern, but he is so blinded by her act. Sad part is she has two kids who she SHOULD be focusing her attention on, NOT other men.

Her pillows must be drenched in grease.- nik



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Zanesville’s Trashiest, Abby Dollings

December 5, 2012 Columbus, Ohio State 178 5,530 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is 18 year old Abby Dollings from Zanesville, OH. She is definitely one of the biggest sluts around. It’s been said that shes slept with over 56 guys and had a train ran on her all by the time she was 18. Rumor has it that she’s picked up some sort of vanerial disease which I guess is likely with 56 people! This picture of her holding her foot, and fingering her inflamed, red, disgusting excuse for a pssy, was taken the night that the train was ran on her at Evan Smith’s house. IN HIS LITTLE SISTERS BED. What guy could possibly get a hard on with this orange soon to have skin cancer slut?! The last time I checked, the duckface was not sexy in ANY position… And by the looks of things, she kept her bra on because without would be like fcking a little boy…With a duckface!! She told everyone after this picture was posted on IG that she was proud of herself and she didn’t care what people thought of her because she’s the most confident person in Zanesville! I feel bad for her, don’t you?

Not gunna take a chance posting those nudes.  They were hideous anyways (don’t show the curtains).- nik



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Beaver Teeth

December 4, 2012 Cincinnati, Columbus 35 7,984 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Hannah Jo Mitchell seems to think she is the sexiest girl in chillicothe, so would you?

The only thing I’d do is recommend a dentist.- nik



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Looking For Her Next Baby Daddy

November 27, 2012 Columbus, Dirty Craigslist, Ohio 0 6,665 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here’s a prime example of hilltop westside trash! This hoe bag is always trying to find her next babys dad. She runs through guys like I change underwear. She meets a new one falls madly in love sleeps with them like a slut bag and then on to the next. Worst part is she introduces all of these men to her 4 year old daughter. It’s truly a shame to see her doing this to her daughter and she will probably grow up to be like her mom. She did not even graduate high school ! She is so in love for a month or so and then has a new “Boyfriend” or fck buddy as they really should be called. After that they leave her high and dry and single again HA She runs threw half of Columbus as well I have heard and been witness to multiple stories of this Hoe and how she makes her way around!

Looks like she spilt on herself, not a manor in which one finds a daddy.- nik



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My Wife Is A Cheating Slore

October 19, 2012 Columbus, Ohio 8 7,627 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik In June of 2011 I caught my wife sexting on the computer. She swore it was just because she was bored and there was nothing going on. When I didn’t believe her she called the police and said I scared her. The police did nothing. Three days later she ran to the only woman judge in town and asked for a order of protection. I proved she was lying but the judge looked at me and said “Mr McNerlin I know you didn’t say you were going to hurt her. But she must be afraid of you, so I’m going to grant the order and you must leave your home ” she told everyone I was nuts and there was never anything going on. A year later I get a text saying “she’s with me has been with me for over a year “. It was the guy she said she wasn’t screwing. Now she has drd from the drug addict punk. Now she is screwing two or three guys a week. And I know she doesn’t tell them about it. What a c*nt Her name is Paula (straka) McNerlin. Be careful out there guys.

You should cut off your internet.- nik



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Ryan Heilman, Lying Scumbag

October 10, 2012 Columbus 11 8,287 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, i have here Ryan Heilman of columbus ohio… originally from toledo i think but anyways i seen him at the bars downtown a couple times a week and thought he was super cute. we were dancing, he bought all my drinks all the time, we hooked up a few times and things were going great. then a couple weeks ago i asked if he was going out and he said he was sick and staying home so whatever i went out with a couple friends thinking nothing of it. well who do i see grinding all over one of my BEST FRIENDS when i get there?? Yep, you got it! i threw a drink in his face and got in a fight with my friend and turns out he’s been with like 3 other of my friends too! So ladies, dont let this guy fool you… he is a PLAYER and dont let his green eyes fool you either, hes nothing but evil!!

Your best friends a guy right…- nik



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