THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, my girl friend DVR’d you on couples Therapy and I have to say I enjoyed it, especially when you were giving sh*t to the child molester. On that note here is some dirt on this child molester cop that just got arrested: A Columbus Ohio police officer was returned to jail yesterday after a federal judge heard sexually graphic text messages exchanged between him and two 15-year-old girls. Todd L. Smith, a Columbus police officer will to remain in custody while he awaits trial on charges of coercing one 15 year old girl for sex and trying to persuade another 15 year old to produce a racy video and photo. He used his position of trust as a police officer since both girls were students at Centennial High School while Smith was the resource officer there. That means we were paying our tax dollars for him to hang out in the High School and hit on under age girls while he was supposed be there in case a fight among students had to be broken up or a student was smoking cigarettes in the bathroom. Smith encouraged the girls to send him nude photographs of themselves; evidence shows that each girl sent at least one photo of herself topless. When one girl said she was going to have sex with a Centennial High School teacher, Smith texted her to “tape it. I want to see you in action.” In another text, one of the girls suggested that she and Smith “Skype later and I’ll show you everything.” Smith responded: “Yummy.” Smith also told at least one of the girls that he wanted naked images of her to add to his “ spank bank,” a collection of photographs he kept to provide himself sexual stimulation. The FBI recovered 6,000 texts that were exchanged between Smith and one of the girls. She said FBI agents learned about one girl after her mother contacted an attorney. The second girl contacted the FBI after hearing news accounts of Smith’s arrest, assuming that the case involved her relationship. Court documents state both girls are concerned about their safety if Smith is released. In a text message to one of the girls, Smith said he would “hate the s—” out of her if she told anyone about their relationship. What a piece of work! Later Nik.

Sarah Jones, you read this?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This “IT” works as a HCG girl and at the local Loose Goose Tavern.. “IT” should have taken care of that nose before it bought those fake boobs with HUGE nips.. It says it is a girl, but I heard other stories. When your up close to the he/she it’s like your taking a walk on the moon with all those craters in it’s face. It picked the right spot to work at the “LOOSE” Goose it fits right in. So Nik what do you think? Male or FeMALE?

Need a close-up of the hairline to tell.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are SUPPOSE to be moms! But by the looks of their pics I think they started wayyyy to young. Yes moms can dress cute…yes mom’s can have fun but when pics like these are posted along side pics of your child then I see the issue!! Grow up and be who you would want your child to be!

Must be hard shopping for pants with large thighs.  You gotta hike em up all the time.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I am a big fan of the dirty. I loved it how you are so outspoken for the 1st Amendment that gives you the right to voice your opinions and dig up dirt for example about the Bengals cheerleader/teacher sl*t. I am wondering about your opinion on our wasted tax dollars and corruption in the Columbus Public school system. Principals received bonuses (tax dollars) by retroactively changing student-attendance records (LYING) to boost their schools state report-card numbers, Superintendent Gene Harris acknowledged yesterday that her principals told her in June that they were trained in how to change this data and then because she is stupid and corrupt herself said “Our principals were aghast and surprised because I believe many of them thought this was a legitimate process,” meaning it is ok to lie and steal. I guess that is what they are teaching our kids these days. So The Dirty will continue to have more dirt (lying cheaters) to follow in generations to come.

Columbus can’t find the hole in it’s own ass.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This would be Rachel Weygandt. She just got +2′s and thinks she’s perfect looking. She is the most selfish and materialistic b*tch I’ve ever known. She talks shit about people behind their back and used her boyfriends money to get the fake boobs. But come on we all know she’s gonna dump his ass soon and go back to being the whore she was back in high school. She claims to be super Christian but used to spread her legs to anyone as long as they gave her money. Practice what you preach b*tch!

+2′s won’t cover-up that mole, just like that script doesn’t cover up your gut.- nik