Columbus | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Robyn Kaylie Martens Is A Bar Star

February 26, 2014 Columbus 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robyn Kaylie Martens, bar star! She will f*ck anyone who will let her. Always with a different guy but never in a relationship. She is pregnant with a second kid and was knocked up by a guy she met a JT’s she said he could take the condom off and then after the fact mentioned she wasn’t on birth control. Beware of this one she will f*ck you over!

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Shawn Paynter, Ohio Police Officer, Not Charged In Crash That Killed 6

February 21, 2014 Columbus, The Dirty 283

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is some straight bullish*t. An Ohio police officer whose cruiser slammed into a stopped car in the middle of an intersection tried to veer away but couldn’t avoid the crash that killed six members of a family, and there is no basis to charge him, authorities announced Thursday.  Investigators concluded that the other driver entered a Columbus-area intersection despite a red light and was struck on the side by an Upper Arlington police cruiser that was responding to a middle-of-the-night robbery call with its lights and sirens activated. The Oct. 18 crash killed the driver, his wife and four of their daughters, and the police officer was seriously hurt.  He should be spending some jail time cause we all know if that was a civilian that would have killed them, the judgement would have been way different.

Police politics.- nik

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Biggest Douchebag In Columbus Is Headed To Hollywood

February 19, 2014 Cleveland, Columbus, The Dirty 120



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s an update on our favorite douchebag. His magazine in Columbus went out of business. He also had a nightclub called Fleur that served Champagne and Cotton Candy. That too went out of business. All kinds of people got stiffed for money. Rumor is he’s taken his talents to the L.A. area, so you better keep an eye on this guy. I’m sure he’ll be up to something soon.

His lifestyle and looks are perfect for LA. Columbus should have a parade in celebration.- nik

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Paris Roxanne Loves Any Attention

February 14, 2014 Columbus, The Dirty 72

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you know anything on this girl?  She goes by the name Paris Roxanne and she is “social media famous”.  She is supposedly 19 but has been posting these types of attention getting pictures including nudes (I didn’t include those because she was said to be underage when they were leaked) for several years.  There is a website that also says she is the rumored source of some athletes and other big names that have gotten in trouble because of the pictures she sent them (underage).  So what do you think?  Or do you know of her?  I think her body is hot but it seems push up bras on a young girl is what is making that cleavage.

I hate when people say “social media famous” and chick can get naked and be SMF.- nik

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Tender Mike

February 12, 2014 Columbus, Marshall University 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy mike render is nothing but a pathological liar and believes nothing bu his own lies there so bad. He tells people he owns a gym for cheerleaders and he has all this money and cars. Truth to the story is that he doesnt he uses a lady that is so blind to what is going on if it was my daughter or family member this was happening to i would put a stop to it real quick, she bought him 2 cars and gave him a busimess american express card tha uses on other people including buying dinners and taking the students out from the gym with out them knowing he does such a thing, Mike does nothing but go around and promise all these wonderful people all kinds of things amd lies to no other to either get with them young girls included or try and get them to work for him at his gym which isnt his the resl owner even said herself he does nothing but spend the company money and has no idea to be a business person she is so obsessed with this guy that she is building a new facility because he said if she doesnt he will not talk to her anymore and build his own place lol yeah like that would happen that dude doesnt even know how to do his payroll or know what goes in or out financially, all je is worried about is making sure he gets what he needs to get no matter what he does to do it he is on the prowl to scope out the next best business plan for himself something that is already established and that he can say he owns that would be done by finding an older lady causing her to get a divorce and telling her once again all these broken promises to get it just like the last one. Mike also claims to be a firefighter as he gets pictures off the internet and says its him only because he became obsessed with a 17 year old girl at from the gym a couple years back because she said that she loved firemen. You can see how fake the pic is

Is he a cheerleader?- nik

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Horror Bag

February 5, 2014 Cincinnati, Columbus 35

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THE DIRTY ARMY: HORRORBAG, Her name is Katie Perdew. She sits on POF and has dudes wire her money and runs with it. She is completely loose and ugly. EWWWW.

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Different Outfit — Same Sloot

January 31, 2014 Columbus, Ohio State 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ryan McNeeley is at it again with al his crazy cross dressing. I am pretty sure he is going to find the perfect mate with this outfit. What would you think if you walked out of your hotel room and saw him in drag in the hallway? I can tell you I would laugh… laugh till I cried.

Good call with the ruffles…- nik

Also See: Typical OSU Grad

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Columbus Floozy

January 8, 2014 Columbia-SC, Columbus 2


THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl keeps going around and around and around and around shes gonna need to get that thing stitched up at some point or need an anal retread very soon. Corrie Smith Broke her husbands heart and tons of guys before she uses everyone in her life when its convenient for her only but spins a beautiful web of lies to make you believe shes really on your side. Glencora Kane ladies and gents. mostly gents

I wonder if she left the door unlocked..- nik

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