Columbus | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Nasty Little Number

January 2, 2014 Cleveland, Columbus 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: connie what can i say this girl is crazy she likes to fck and do alot of x and drink like theres no tommorrow mansfield ohio finest dirty little slut shes good looking and fun to fck were a condom and have fun.

Nobody finds cellulite attractive, why show it off?- nik

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December 30, 2013 Cincinnati, Columbus 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Take a look at this douchbag right here. Not only has he cheated on every girlfriend he’s ever had, but he did so multiple times. This guy is a real peace of work. Don’t be fooled by his boyish good looks and rico suave attitude. He’s a grade A sociopath, who is willing to steal your shine at the drop of a hat. Watch your girl around him, especially if you want to keep her. Also watch your back because he’ll stab you in it. While he’s not stumbling around town drunk off of Coors, and high as kite, he’s telling lies, and manipulating the masses.

 Nice shelves.  You get em at Wal Mart?- nik

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Beware Of Dewey Deward Daclaud Lee

December 17, 2013 Columbus, Dublin 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, online dating alert! This guy is a straight up compulsive liar and player that all the ladies should know about. He has a lengthy criminal background including felonies. He has been trying to get them removed. So do a background Check on this loser before dealing with him in any way. First of all, his name is Dewey Lee. He uses several alias but his main one is Daclaud Lee. He is a Chinese immigrant but speaks English really well. He claims to be part white and only dates white girls. He prays on them at nightclubs in the Arena District, near OSU campus, in Powell and Dublin lounges and Chinese restaurants. He tells them various lies such as he owns a furniture store (he worked at one, but it went out of business – probably because he was having sex with his online girlfriends from dating sites such as okcupid, match, pof – on the new beds before he sold them – so he told me). He also claims he owns a restaurant, a tea shop a legendary club called Outlands in German Village. He has several fake fronts. He plays a grunge role, a business man role, a college kid role and a real professor at University role. He also claims he is a web developer. His work speaks for itself. Horrible pages, he hires people to actually put them together and they still don’t work. He is a compulsive lyer. He NOT only lie to every girl he meets, but he lies to his BEST and closest friends. This guy is NOT a dogs best friend. He brags about eating dog, as do most Chinese and Vietnamese people. Watch out for this guy in the Arena District. He actually hates white men but loves them women. He starts fights mostly with OSU frat guys which he calls “Chotches,” then he brags that he takes their women away from them. Another thing. He likes very young girls. He is close to 30 years old but dates girls in their teens, even underage girls. He meets them via cartoon characters he plays online with games such as Warhammer. He uses old pictures online when he was also a teenager. In person he is balding, he has gout and and some skin disease where he breaks out in red rashes all over his body. He looks very old, balding, very boney and sick in person. Girls and white boys – watch out for this winner! Also he doesn’t leave a tip at a bar or restaurant and never pays. He will try to make you come to his house where he lives with his mom and dad. His mom actually will charge you $4.50-$7.00 for a dish!!

Fries or dipping sauce, which ones he offer?- nik

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Tire Theif

November 27, 2013 Cincinnati, Columbus, Dayton 172

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jesse Spurlock, a snitch, a car dealership theif, a U-Haul their and hides in port a Johns lol he’s a loser and he will get his ass beat in jail if he ever goes.

Sounds like he shoulda been a race car driver, or at least work at a go-kart track…- nik

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Ashley Leahy Is Such A B*tch Now

November 7, 2013 Columbus, The Dirty 89

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Leahy. She use to be your average Midwest girl. Never overweight. About 3 years ago she became obsessive in her fitness and weight loss. She sh*ts on everyone that doesnt look like her and is a complete brag and b*tch on Facebook. She got +2′s recently and talks about them like they’re her children. Main question is…what do you think Nik?

They are her children. I wish her children were taller.- nik

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Mr. Monogomy

October 30, 2013 Cleveland, Columbus 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Michael David Bridges. He is the singer in a band called Swagg. He will tell you that you are beautiful and that he wants to marry you and have babies with you. Meanwhile, he is telling that to every other girl in the world. He is a pathological liar. He bangs anything that walks and lies about it. He’ll even bang other girls in his girlfriends house when she is out of town. He lost his virginity to his high school girlfriend’s mother – while they were still together. He cheated his way out of the navy by paying someone off. He’s looking for the hottest girl with the biggest salary to support him while he bangs sluts on the side. He also smells terrible and rarely showers or brushes his teeth.

Sounds like he’s just looking for a free place to crash.- nik

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Ian Jarrell

October 16, 2013 Cleveland, Columbus, Dirty News 67

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ian Jarrell brutally murdered 2yr old Carter Caprita. A Belmont County man has been charged with aggravated murder after allegations he suffocated and killed a toddler. Bellaire police arrested Ian Jarrell, of Bridgeport, in the death of 2-year-old Carter Matthew Caprita. The toddler was found dead Oct.1 at his Bellaire home while in the care of Jarrell. A coroner’s report lists the cause of death as suffocation. Jarrell is the boyfriend of Alisha Alltop, the toddler’s mother. Officials said Jarrell served as a pallbearer at the toddler’s funeral this week. Officials said Alltop is also being questioned, but she was at work when her son died and has not been charged. An ambulance was called to the scene, but the toddler was already dead when help arrived. Bellaire Police Chief Mike Kovalyk said, “We haven’t gotten much sleep since this has occurred, I will say that. It works on everyone involved in the investigation that did what they can to save this child’s life.” BELLAIRE – A Bridgeport man is being charged with aggravated murder in connection with the death of a 2-year-old. Ian Jarrell, 27, is currently in the Belmont County Jail. He is charged in the death of Carter Matthew Caprita. Bellaire Police Chief Michael Kovalyk held an early Wednesday morning news conference, offering few details on the investigation, but confirmed Jarrell is being charged. Article Photos Ian Jarrell Tuesday, Oct. 1, Kovalyk and Lt. Donna Baroch were dispatched to Belmont Community Hospital at request of hospital officials regarding the circumstances surrounding the death of Caprita. After an investigation involving the Bellaire Police Department, Belmont County Sheriff’s Office, Child Services in Belmont County and the Belmont County Coroner’s Office, Jarrell was arrested and charged with aggravated murder.

No comment, I don’t want to anger myself.- nik

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The H is Silent

October 7, 2013 Columbus, Toledo 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this chick’s name is Johanna (Joe Anna) and she thinks she is hot shit. She recently got a small part in the new Transformers movie and now thinks she some big time actor. Word on the street is she has a diary listing all the guys she’s banged. It is loooong! Including whole local bands, at the same time. She’s really nasty and probably riddle with god knows what disease. She loves to talk shit about people behind their back but can’t stand to have it dealt back to her. She even has a youtube channel and it’s hilarious to watch because of her ridiculous lisp(th).

The ‘h’ may be silent but the aged skin and stains say it all.- nik

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