The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Chelsea F*ley she has cheated on her bf at least 5 times with more than one guy. She thinks shes the hottest sh*t around and her sh*t dont stink. She must have wanted a baby at a young age just like her dirty sister Chelsey Mcd**ald because Shes been “pregnant” at least 3 times but they randomly dissappear or shes always forgets shes “pregnant” when she starts to party. Shes currently “preggers” again with her 30 year old bf who already has a kid..oh and shes only 20. She manages to get her so called best friends bfs to sleep with her. She uses people for there money and for a place to stay. Her parents didn’t want her, and her so called bestfriend didnt want her.  Soon enough everyones gonna see how fake she is and she’ll have know one.  Karmas a Bi*tch hunny and it will bite you in the end! What do you think Nik?

If you forget your pregnant you’re not pregnant.  Beware of the clinger.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a total dirt. She used to sell her elf for cash jewlery etc. She is an ex drug addict who gets naked in a pool with an older guy at a cousins weddinf in front of her own parents.. I’ve heard her own family thinks shes dirt. She likes guys who are twice even 3x her age. Now that she stopped hookin, shes thinks shes a great business woman opening a nail salon. I wouldnt doubt for one second that the money to open the place came from screwin guys in back allys for cash. Put this girl up. Like the sayin you cant turn a h*e into a house wife. Well I say you can’t turn a hooker into a career girl.

100% it is.  The problem is stopping, her nail salon will fail and she’ll be back to the streets.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Adriana Sgouraditis, when this stinky sk*nk isn’t sucking c**k for dime bags you can find her smoking drugs in bathroom stalls. Her bad odor is bad news and not only does this broad smell like a skunk, she sports a mohawk shaped as a skunks tail with a green streak running through the middle. This skunk rocks the dirtiest leather jackets and looks like a grease lightning reject. This b*tch actually thinks she is hot with a glow-in-the-dark tan, and Frankenstein flat-top. She’ll give rounds to the boys and will brag about it the next day. Nik, put this sk*nky skunk on blast and maybe she’ll take a shower and get that stink outta her system.

The greasers are dead, you ain’t gunna bring em back.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, this is the dirtiest bitch in the okanagan ,shes IS A fcking bed frog has warts on her pussy and she is spreading them around like its cndy bitch needs to be put to shame.thanks …fck you dirty ct !! dont fuk with THE BIRD … oh yeah dont let me forgot she sucks the dck for the cocain and M shae also has a 4 inch clit .

Photoshop fail, you made yourselves lumpy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenna Brown, Coquitlam’s fugliest! When this oxy’d out H&roin addict isn’t drugged out of her f*ckin mind you can find her sucking c*ck (her and her friends have actually sucked d*cks on display in the LIVING ROOMS at parties for all to see – diiiiiiiiiirt nasty!!). She falls head over heels for all these drd-carrying gangsta wannabees and then sobs about it to anyone who’ll listen. This bitch used to be 180 lbs and could neveer lose weight to save her life and now has bones sticking out all over the place, so grossss. Not only has she lost weight, but all her friends since she decided to write trash about her bff in bathroom stalls… speaking of trash, that’s EXACTLY what this b*tch is! Looks like karma has finally caught up with her cause all her so-called friends now talk so much shit about her! HA!!

I bet she was quite the football player before all the drugs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this boney pepsi sloot is one for the books. Or truck stop bathroom walls. She clearly doesn’t have a lot going on, but she sloots her slooty a** so hard that she manages to contaminate way more guys than she should be able to, married or otherwise. Ain’t no fella she wont offer up her moldy upright bacon sandwich to. She’s happy to go mosh at death metal concerts, than refuse to stand at work because of her “bad back”. Also seems to think there is no reason ever to not display how awesome she is by flipping her middle finger and turning her baseball cap backwards. Even tho most people would be ashamed of past heroin use, but this scabby sloot is proud to pose in “art” photographs sliding down the walls of a dirty corridor. I guess it’s meta. The City of Coquitlam is currently passing a by-law to erect a barricade and guard rails in front of the sad clown car that is her crotch.

I will never understand why ugly people make ugly faces.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot is named Kimberly Willoughby and she is the biggest idiot in all of B.C! Maybe even Canada! Went to high school with her at Glen Eagle and she didn’t even finish. Couldn’t even finish art which is the easiest ever! She’s that stupid! Kimberly thinks she is the hottest thing out there right now! Working at a grocery store in Coquitlam after being on welfare for like forever is not cool, or even her disgusting pig face drug dealing boyfriend who calls himself king kass! Kim has a huge gut from drinking like all the time! Her body is gross she has huge scars on her stomach from some operation. Her facebook page is soo annoying always b*tchin about how her heart is breakin and some other crap we dont care! Bi*ch has no friends because she tries to steal our boyfriends! Wears clothes that show off her nasty puke inducing t*ts! Nice stench marks Kim! Tells people shes persia! B*tch is native which makes sense. Her life is nothing more than sh*t flushing down the toilet and she is OVER! Thinks EVERYONE is jealous of her life! LOL! Would do you think would you?

She looks like some sort of duck hybrid.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this p&ssy *ss b*tch thinks he’s huge LOL His ego’s bigger than his Biceps. He always talks about “Hittin the gym” yet he’s still pinner as f*ck. He looks like an innocent b*tch but when he’s around his friends he thinks he’s tough sh*t. This fu*ker can’t smell the sh*t thats coming out of his mouth cuz his nose is to clogged with c*ke. He’s good at talking sh*t and not backing it up. He’s a complete b*tch and got punched out by a skater. This goof is pure dirt.

Pure forgy, working out won’t allow him to switch to drag easily.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl named Christina Me**rs is STill one of the Dirrtiest wh**es roaming around the Tri-cities. She lives with her dirty crck head boyfriend that she met while f*cked up on drugs and wouldn’t leave his house caz she had nowhere else to go… and she hasn’t left since. She’s been gang banged by Tre Nyce and his crew. Snorted pepsi off of guys D*cks with her friend SAM (who is also figured in Thedirty.com). This SL*t has slept with over 90 guys and she’s only 23! she walks around like shes hot sh*t but there’s so many people that want to beat her ass caz she slept with their boyfriends, owes money, and just a loud mouth B*tch and a liar!! sickkk..

That poor kid had no clue what he was getting himself into, I’m sure she’s scarred him for life.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik This bitch is the most shiesty chick in Canada. Let me tell you…This ho made up a lie about both her friend’s sons just so she can attempt to fck up a relationship between her husband and his son Just so she can get all the attention. Here it is…This bitch told her husband that his son was out selling drugs for both of her friend’s sons when he hadn’t spoke to him for a while. She claimed he was out slanging crck and mth for these two guys and was all caught up in some drug beef. Meanwhile he was constantly putting in work at either his studio or two others. That’s why he was so busy all the time. If it wasn’t for the trust between father and son This bitch could of fcked up years of work between the two “father-son” relationship building. All because she felt jealous she wasn’t the center of attention when the two played some music together once in awhile. SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERY MEAL HIS SON EATS EVEN THOUGH IT’S ONLY ONE A DAY WHEN HE VISITS!!! AND SHE WOULD RATHER THROW THE FOOD OUT THAN SHARE IT!!!WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD STEWP THAT LOW!!!! I swear this HO’S own family can’t stand herSTRAGHIT UP BITCH,

She told the dude that to try and suck some money outta him, probably for ‘rehab’.- nik