THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sleezeball is the saddest excuse of a straight man I’ve ever seen. First off, he goes around bragging about the amount of chicks he’s banged And I wouldn’t be surprised if the DRD came with it. (The only reason he’s even gotten laid is because half those chicks should be on the dirty already!) He’ll actually go for anything with a v*gina, and will do anything for v*gina, and it’s a known fact that a guy has gotten in on that count, letting him suck his d*ck for FOUR HOURS!!! He once cheated on one of his girlfriends (who I’ve heard gave Austin a lot of money) by taking advantage of the drunkest chick I’ve ever seen. He’s also a known f*ck and chucker. Btw the filipino with the snake bites his the kid that sucked his d*ck, I’m pretty sure he’s also been in the back door.
All this bragging sounds like a cover-up. No guy wears a midriff shirt for no reason.- nik