Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Dirty Poco Skids

April 18, 2012 Coquitlam, Vancouver 62 9,144 Views

Dirty Poco Skids

Dirty Poco Skids

Dirty Poco Skids

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the amount of dirty skids in pocompton these days is crazy. This is just a few of them, Lattiesha, Tessa, Ashlee, Michelline, Olivia. All they do is f*ck random dudes for c*ke, booze and drink all days of the week! Dirty! Most of these girls are supposed to be in high school but instead drop out to sit around in dealers apartments on southside and collect the governments money. Every time on I go on facebook I get to hear about how they’re all getting “Whitegirlwasted” with their “down*ssb*tches/sloots.” Cute. Call themselves the “Dirt Squad” it’s disgraceful. They beef over the internet all the f*cking time and honestly I can’t believe I haven’t seen these girls on here yet.

The back of that one chicks knee looks like the front of the other.- nik



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Ladies In Vancouver Beware Of This Filthy Jerk

April 6, 2012 Coquitlam, Vancouver 79 9,466 Views

Ladies in Vancouver beware of this filthy jerk

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rex Villanueva of Coquitlam near Vancouver. This douche slept with my best friend and gave her DRD. He has sex with the same women as his buddies in the same night gross. I think the toilet seat at a rest stop is cleaner than this walking slim bucket. He goes to clubs happy to share the gift that keeps on giving to any sloot that will go with him. Ladies if you see him walk the other way because you don’t want to catch what he has. Put him on blast and let these girls know stay away from this piece of filth.

Guys who wear belly shirts can’t be trusted.- nik



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Anthony Baird Needs To Get Off His High Horse

April 3, 2012 Coquitlam 39 6,619 Views

Anthony crack-head Baird needs to get off his high horse.

Anthony crack-head Baird needs to get off his high horse.

Anthony crack-head Baird needs to get off his high horse.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the dirtiest of the dirty! He goes by the name Danny Vinyard or Tony Mazzone on facebook but his real name is Anthony Baird. I don’t even know where to begin with this skid. He thinks hes so gangster with his skinhead and almost every picture of him is him inside with sunglasses, trying to look cool. He recently knocked up his on again off again gf Becca, he smokes cr*ck (his face totally shows it) and he thinks he’s just the hottest thing around but any girl with half a brain can see how disgusting this skid really is. He cheats on her but yet says how he loves her soooo much and he’s so excited for the baby…He’s so full of sh*t! The funny part about him is hes small and he tries to start sh*t with anybody, including girls. Threatening girls and threatening people with weapons doesn’t make you “tough” or “hardcore” Anthony. Becca get real, this f*cking loser doesn’t love you or even give a f*ck about the baby you are about to have. You are just the hottest girl that would even get near him. Watch the f*ck out for this cr*ck smoking, loser goof. He will do anything to get in any girls pants. We all can see through your little “tough guy player” bullsh*t. Get over yourself you dirty goof. You are nothing but a little b*tch. When will you realize nobody wants your ugly *ss? I’ve had enough of you thinking you’re hot sh*t. Nik, let’s put this goofy looking, lying skid on blast. He deserves it!

He needs to grow a beard so you can’t notice his misshaped head.- nik



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Two Faced Dirty Ross

March 13, 2012 Coquitlam 38 7,870 Views

Two-faced Dirty Bitch

Two-faced Dirty Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty, fake b*tch is Ashley Ross. She thinks she is just the hottest b*tch out there. She will f*ck and date just about anybody to feel loved or to get some drugs. I’m not quite sure how she gets anything. She tans waaaay too much looks like a burnt piece of sh*t. She’s always out getting completed wasted & f*cked up, starting fights just because she thinks shes “bigger” but anybody with a little muscle could snap that b*tch in half. She is ugly as hell, I mean c’mon look at those teeth. Stop spending money on drugs & booze you little whore and invest in some braces.Oh and Ashley, just because you cover up your hideous face with pounds and pounds of makeup, it doesn’t hid the fact that you are a ugly person, inside and out.



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She Calls Herself The Sweetest Person Ever

March 12, 2012 Coquitlam 7 7,936 Views

She calls herself the sweetest bitch ever

She calls herself the sweetest bitch ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Cassandra Codron. She thinks she’s fly as fck, but really she’s nothing but a two cent whore. She acts innocent but she sleeps around and cheats on her boyfriend (who apparently “abuses her”). Rumours are that she’s going to work with youth, but all she’s going to do is probably fck those kids silly. So I am asking you Nik, would you?



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Bradley Ray Aka Squid

March 1, 2012 Coquitlam 24 6,925 Views

F.A.S Coquitlam/ Surrey Bitch!

F.A.S Coquitlam/ Surrey Bitch!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is Bradley Ray Coombes aka Squid, Victum, Goof, Son and MORE! He’s 19 and dates 13 year olds. He thinks hes so tough, he set up 4 fights with my bf and didn’t show. He claims he’s a prospect for HA. & he says hes best friends with RS. RS kid napped him when he was little and got sliced by a machette in the arm. He thinks hes so tough yet I’m his ex and I’ve knocked him out and made him cry. In jail he was beaking off my boyfriend and told my bf that they were gonna fight if my bf didn’t get out on time the next morning. My bf sure in hell didn’t get out on time the next morning. So my bf is waiting at his cell and Brad wont even come out for his meds or to eat. He also is a check in. he’s a scurrdd little b*tch. He got one of his gfs pregnant and told her he wanted to get her pregnant and then go and cheats on her, has sex with her friends. She broke up with him and he went and pimped out girls and sold rock again. his mom is dead beat shes a total alcoholic and a stoner. She works for the school board and works at Rhinos pub as the cook there. Everytime he gets arrested in Coquitlam, he gets his COP COUSIN to bail him out. He was going to rat out his homie Skip to his cousin because his cousins been looking for his homie!



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