Coquitlam | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

She is back for More Kelowna

April 8, 2014 Coquitlam, Kelowna 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik we all remember “the washed out kelowna partier“? Well she is back and hasn’t changed by a mile let alone an inch. Lying is still a daily chore in her life, she would steal candy from a baby if it was in front of her (dirty thief), and she will rip anyone off if it benefits her in the slightest of ways. She thinks she is smart, sexy, and fun but in reality she needs to go back to school learn some proper vocab, maybe shower once in awhile so she doesnt look like greasy slum bucket, and actually do Kelowna a favor and go to rehab, not just talk about it. Unfortunately at her age she is so stuck in her ways that I don’t ever see a hope in hell for this girl to change. I was a victim of this heartless human and was nice enough to give her a chance (didn’t take long to figure out her petty way of life) and I received a royal kick in the ass for helping someone who I thought had a potential sliver of good in her… boy oh boy was I ever wrong! So Kelowna I head this warning because I didn’t intially take it in the first place (which I should have listened to people). Watch out for this flake squid because any one of you could be her next victim of prey! I say good day! PS She couldn’t sell her ass for a piece of used brillow on East Hastings. She needs to crawl back into the abortion bucket and needle exchange she crawled out of!

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Crystal Fry Coquitlam Schitzo

April 7, 2014 Coquitlam 118

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is crystal fry she’s a low down dirty hooker who’s hard up for friends still searching for her bestie lol bitch your 30 years old if you don’t have a best friend by now you should take a hard look at yourself and your life. She’s dating a 50 year old man who knows she’s still out there suckin off 80 year old mans gregs … Do u come home an kiss him with that dirty mouth hoe? And how many cats do u have? You know they say if u own more then two cats your considered a crazy cat lady whats the count now? 7 8 10? Lol ur house must really stink of dirty pusy.. Nik if u don’t believe me look her up on fb she has like 10 different cat fb groups lol crrazyyy!!!!! Nik this chick is so fuked in the head she believes her own lies.. Trust me bitch u ain’t got no besties cause ur bestie just posted u

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Bastard of a Dog

April 1, 2014 Chilliwack, Coquitlam 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is such a waste of breath on earth he use to live in coquitlam but moved to west van his family and him go back and forth to Iran since they couldn’t afford to live in West van they r back in iran I was with him for 5 years but this whole time he was lying and cheating on me with this plastic transgender I’ve never met anyone more selfish and evil than MEHDI NORI this guy is a piece of shit he played a sick joke on me so vancouver girls DO NOT DATE THIS FOB he says all the right things to u just to get into ur pants but lie and cheat behind ur back and talk shit about all this friends here even the guys that think there close with him. His mom runs his life he has no goal in life or say he tells me all girls he’s with r his cousins but he still fuck them this guy has every disease in the book he’s dirty and untrustworthy!!!!

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Andre Lavoie

March 28, 2014 Chilliwack, Coquitlam 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chilliwack Rapist Please help out our community Nick Andre Lavoie AKA: Chilliwack Rapist. Expose this guy for exactly the filth he is. He drugged a young girl and savagely raped her. She is too scared to press charges because she is worried of his self-proclaimed connections. He has claimed to have connections to the Hell’s Angels and for that she is too freaked out to follow through with the long and drawn out process of charging him and bringing him to trial. Andre is nothing more than a lowlife coward. He is a small time drug dealer in the city of Chilliwack, B.C. I am told he still lives in the Chilliwack area.

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Ridge Trash Tiffany Heibert

March 25, 2014 Coquitlam 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. TIFFANY HEIBERT is 21. IN MAPLE RIDGE. She left her son so she can party. She thinks she runs maple ridge. Lived in a cardboard box with @ least 8 Guys doing herione* have SOME SELF – RESPECT. Close ur legs. DIRTY. WATCH UR MEN & YOUR STUFF AROUND HER. She will F*UCK YA OVER IN A HEART BEAT. ALSO SHE’S A KNOWN F*CKIN LOUD MOUTH RAT G*OOF. SHE’LL SELL YA OUT FOR A F*CKING PENNY…

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Coquitlam Cougar

March 20, 2014 Coquitlam, Cougars 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this cougar from Coquitlam is a fake manipulating slut. You can find her in any local pub, bar or down town club. Sloppy drunk an will suck n fuck anyone. And by the way her name is Renee Lawrence. You’re almost 40 and have kids, stay home.. You’re not gonna find mr perfect on the end of every dick.

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Kirsten Jenny the Theif

March 14, 2014 Abbotsford, Coquitlam 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kirsten jenny is the dirtiest fat slut ever ,weighing over 250 pounds! she will fck anything that moves and she dose not stop there she jerks guys off if the back of her obese , drug dealing mothers car with 4 other people in the car beside her watching she also makes drug deals with her mother and heroin head brother then takes drugs off of dirty old means hard on’s so she can gain some more $ for her drug problems.

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Coquitlam Mutt

March 12, 2014 Coquitlam 58

THE DIRTY ARMY: This dirty little gremlin is Kaitlyn Fransen from coquitlam. When she was a bit younger she was super obese and disgusting (still is clearly) then she got her first taste of drugs and dick, and knew that was her life. Started losing weight from all the coke she did and still does, and became a hooker to pay for it . Hear from numerous sources she still opens her legs for a few bucks. Can’t even believe someone would pay for this infested mutt! Anyways now she thinks she’s hot shit because she dresses in retarded rave gear and lost a bit of weight even though she still had a nasty gut and overly fat legs. Just a news flash for you, all your little raving buddies aren’t your real friends, they dont care about you at all deep down. Nik, this nasty gremlin seriously needs to be put on the blast.

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