Coquitlam | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

Drink Spiker

April 29, 2014 Coquitlam, Kelowna 54

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kyle Fetchuk of Vernon is a p*ssy bitch punk spiking girls drinks at the bar. He just got caught Friday night and was immediately thrown out of the bar.  his twitter if anyone feels like tweeting him about his pathetic, disgusting ways.

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Red Flag Ratchet Michelle

April 22, 2014 Coquitlam 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well do i have a story for you. It was last summer that I first met this sloot. She has two kids and loves to go looking for boys that are 20 years younger. She gets wasted and is a total embarrassment. Look at these pictures, she looks 20 to 40. She is old and bagged no 20 year old guy would want your old camel toe divorced body, Rachethoe!!!! Nik your opinion?

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Sleeping With The City

April 21, 2014 Coquitlam, Grande Prairie 48

THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay nik. Her name is sam smith and this girl has slept with th city… Yep this not so hot little tw*at is a low life. Last I heard she was sleeping with one of my guy friends, and all his friends too!! She is a real piece of work. Used to sell blow and sniff it off every douchebags dirty di*ck. if you told this girl you had herpes, she would probably still stick it in her. Drug addict and self obsessed whore… Yep she is a winner. She has a slutty bar star reputation that she will never live down… Mainly because she has almost literally slept with every guy IN the bar!!! She jumps from one loser to the next but can’t seem to make anyone happy enough to stick around. If you’d like to meet sam go to any bar near you and buy her a drink! That’s a one night free pass for sex! Beware of this little witch. She will use you for everything you have because she knows she has dick all to show for other than th white powder under her nose!! She is a conniving little slut and not to mention the bitchiest and most selfish girl around! You go girl! Everybody just loves a whore!!!!

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David Miller AKA Scott Magee AKA child molester

April 15, 2014 Coquitlam 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche was born David William Miller. He now goes by Scott Magee. He is a convicted child molester. This is bad enough. What makes this situation completely f*cked up is the person he sexually assaulted was his own young daughter. He tormented this child for FIVE years and threatened her to keep her silent. She was finally brave enough to disclose what happened to her. He was arrested and brought to trial. He was found GUILTY. He didn’t want to take responsibility for his actions so he decided to flee right before he was supposed to be sentenced. Thankfully he was caught. The disgusting legal system only sentenced him to TWO YEARS MINUS A DAY. He was eligible for release after 18 mos. His record will be expunged after only twenty years. Yes…..this story gets worse. He has remarried and has ANOTHER YOUNG DAUGHTER. This douche got off Scott free (amazingly this RHYMES with Scott Magee) while his daughter and her family will suffer for the rest of their lives. This is beyond sickening. This douche needs to be taken behind a shed and shot. I refuse to call him a man. No real man would do this. Articles to back this up: (click here for article 1) (article 2)

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Ashley Campbell

April 8, 2014 Coquitlam, Kamloops 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley Campbell from Kamloops B.C. I don’t know too much about her except she hangs out with some equally trashy people Maggie Marzoff, Jazz Arnason and Caitlyn Zeitner. Anyway she posted this on Facebook on April fools bitching about people joking about being pregnant. She must be completely retarded because only a few days earlier she wrote a fake status about being pregnant herself. Unortunately someone called her out on it and she deleted it. Haha how stupid are you?

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She is back for More Kelowna

April 8, 2014 Coquitlam, Kelowna 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik we all remember “the washed out kelowna partier“? Well she is back and hasn’t changed by a mile let alone an inch. Lying is still a daily chore in her life, she would steal candy from a baby if it was in front of her (dirty thief), and she will rip anyone off if it benefits her in the slightest of ways. She thinks she is smart, sexy, and fun but in reality she needs to go back to school learn some proper vocab, maybe shower once in awhile so she doesnt look like greasy slum bucket, and actually do Kelowna a favor and go to rehab, not just talk about it. Unfortunately at her age she is so stuck in her ways that I don’t ever see a hope in hell for this girl to change. I was a victim of this heartless human and was nice enough to give her a chance (didn’t take long to figure out her petty way of life) and I received a royal kick in the ass for helping someone who I thought had a potential sliver of good in her… boy oh boy was I ever wrong! So Kelowna I head this warning because I didn’t intially take it in the first place (which I should have listened to people). Watch out for this flake squid because any one of you could be her next victim of prey! I say good day! PS She couldn’t sell her ass for a piece of used brillow on East Hastings. She needs to crawl back into the abortion bucket and needle exchange she crawled out of!

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Crystal Fry Coquitlam Schitzo

April 7, 2014 Coquitlam 122

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this here is crystal fry she’s a low down dirty hooker who’s hard up for friends still searching for her bestie lol bitch your 30 years old if you don’t have a best friend by now you should take a hard look at yourself and your life. She’s dating a 50 year old man who knows she’s still out there suckin off 80 year old mans gregs … Do u come home an kiss him with that dirty mouth hoe? And how many cats do u have? You know they say if u own more then two cats your considered a crazy cat lady whats the count now? 7 8 10? Lol ur house must really stink of dirty pusy.. Nik if u don’t believe me look her up on fb she has like 10 different cat fb groups lol crrazyyy!!!!! Nik this chick is so fuked in the head she believes her own lies.. Trust me bitch u ain’t got no besties cause ur bestie just posted u

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Bastard of a Dog

April 1, 2014 Chilliwack, Coquitlam 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is such a waste of breath on earth he use to live in coquitlam but moved to west van his family and him go back and forth to Iran since they couldn’t afford to live in West van they r back in iran I was with him for 5 years but this whole time he was lying and cheating on me with this plastic transgender I’ve never met anyone more selfish and evil than MEHDI NORI this guy is a piece of shit he played a sick joke on me so vancouver girls DO NOT DATE THIS FOB he says all the right things to u just to get into ur pants but lie and cheat behind ur back and talk shit about all this friends here even the guys that think there close with him. His mom runs his life he has no goal in life or say he tells me all girls he’s with r his cousins but he still fuck them this guy has every disease in the book he’s dirty and untrustworthy!!!!

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