Lacin Thinks She’s Hot

May 31, 2013 burnaby, Coquitlam 128

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lacin is a Turkish girl who thinks she is nuts. She is only 18 and uses fake id to go in clubs. She fake tans every day and it looks so nasty on her. What do you think would you do Lacin?

Why are there no back seats in that car?- nik



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Cold Hearted Gangsters

May 28, 2013 Coquitlam, Vancouver 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. So these two guys here are Dillon Angle and Daryl Smeeton. Daryl has been submitted before. These two guys lure young girls to their house to have sex with them… no not just one of them but both. These guys treat everyone like garbage, and think their the toughest dudes out there . They have conversations on Facebook with each other when they in fact live together and work together… their always together. These guys have kind of gotten out of the drug dealing game but they will always remain a bunch of rude, useless assholes. Their Karma will come eventually. Dillon had a gf of a few years who he recently broke up with, he took their dog , and now bangs a bunch of fat indian girls double team with daryl up north. I have a few friends who have hooked up with the two of them ( i think their gay together) and they had nothing but complaints . Its about a 5 minute job. THese two walk around town like they own the place and their big ballers when in fact everyone hates them except a few thirsty bitches who don’t mind tiny dicks. They used to date and see really nice , good girls but i think they finally ran out of those and they had to move on to the street whores. Daryl is Angels After Dark’s biggest customer ( the escort service in town). These guys are heartless little assholes, put them on blast .

Nice Folex.- nik

Also See: Little Thieves



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Free To A Good Home, Kids Included

April 16, 2013 Coquitlam 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Wait until you catch a glimpse at this slooth; Katie Smith. You can find her slinking around the Victoria Gay Bar scene any given day of the week. In various postions of On the Bar, Behind the Bar or Hanging off the Bar. While her kids remain unattended at her biker white trash home. To start off the night she will begin by doing lines of pepsi while her kids are playing in the next room. When shes finally ready enough to go she tells her children shes going off to work. When really shes off drinking and fucking anything that will give her the time of day. She calls herself a “Hot” Bartender but is nor hot or a bartender. The drama attached to this HOrsE is apocolyptic. Still interested or Want to catch a glimpse of her in the flesh? - Just buy a case of Pepsi and follow the empty cans. .

Boo’ed off pole?- nik



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Coquitlams Biggest Drug Head

April 1, 2013 Coquitlam 361

THE DIRTY ARMY: whoever knows whos Pedram Fa i feel baad for you either if your his friends or even might know who he is. He is a straight up heroin and oxyhead. he smokes heroin and oxys every single day of his life. His so trashed out if u just look at him for a second u will straight up know his a junkie. He has pictures of him on faebook all muscular from 2 yers ago when he injected steroids , he adds everysingle girl in vancouver all te way to tehran and brazil to think he gets the most hottest chicks. Pedram is not hott! he has rabbit teeth and a full grown beard, dosent know how o take are of himself and he has a disease called A-D-D. He gets money from his parents and spends it on oxys instead of buying a belt to keep his pants in place. HIS A STRAIGHT UP JUNKIE!! PEOPLE PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN YOUR around him he will make you do drugs with him!!! WHEN HE WAS 12 he spent his nights on east hastings dealing crack. Any girl out there who thinks pedram is a normal guy well u shouldve been mistakeing he is a oxyhead. He is in detox right now but he still has connetions and sneaks out at night to get his drugs in his body. Before he got sent he had no money and got 3 oxys fronted to him then he put it in a plastic and placed his oxys in his assshole where at nights he would bust half a pill snort it in his nose and bust the other half in the moning and snort it again. His situation is worst now, since he has been snorting oxys to much his tollerance is higher than ever and he ddosent gets high at all so he decides to smoke oxys. WHO THE FUCK SMOKES OXY CONTIN!!! Pedram fallahpour has no friends and nobody likes him. Everybody lost respect for him because of his oxy addiction. HE IS ALSO KNOWN AS A FCKING RATT!! HE GETS PPL TO GET HIM DRUGS AND HE JACKS PEOPLE THEN HE BLAMES OTHER PEOPLE DID IT AND HE TELLS HIS PAARENTS EVERYTHINGG!! NOBODY CAN TRUST A RAT AND NOBODY SHOULD ASSOCIATE WITH A RAT TO… HE PUT DONOVON IN JAIL FOR 6 MONTHES BECAUSE HIS KNOWN AS A RAT IN COQUITLAM. HE JACKS up little kids in coquitlam for 10 dollar weed because he ccant afford to buy food for himself. none of his friends knows he does heroin but if anbody sees this u wil now know who ur friend or person u know is now. Pedram backstabs all of his friends. EVEN HIS BESTEST FRIED EMIL PEDRAM CALLED HIM A GOOF AND SAID HE IS NO GOOD. EVERYBODYY AVOID THIS DRUG ADDICT HER**N HEAD. HE IS ONLY 17 AND HIS SMOKEING OXYS AND HE**IN. HE TELLS HIS PARENTS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DEALER IN COQUITLAM. he jacks people from there money steals from his own friends and family and people in public. he asks to use somebodys phone and say u got taxed and runs away with it. WHAT KIND OF A LIFE DO U HAVE!! grow up pedram stop telling ur parents everything and stop stealing from other people for ur oxy addicction !!

Dude just got taxed.- nik



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Meet Nic Mahovlich

February 6, 2013 Coquitlam, Vancouver 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, I am writing you to let you know, along with Coquitlam, Tri-Cities, and all of the lower mainland to be aware of this scumbag computer stealing thief by the name of NIC (Nicholas) MAHOVLICH from Coquitlam. I am currently enrolled and studying for my electrical apprenticeship along with my classmates for the past 4 1/2 months since October and just about to write our final exams for the ITA this week. Last Thursday, one of my classmates and good guy was moving temporarily to a new house to finish his schooling in Port Coquitlam with the rest of us, he brought his suitcase and laptop to school with this dirtbag thief (he had been getting rides with him for the entire course and sat next to him for 2 months as partners) and he went out for lunch and never thought to look in his bag until he got to his new house that night, discovered his Macbook gone (NIC MAHOVLICH was also first to leave school during one of our review days!) The next morning he came into school thinking maybe he forgot it. Usually, the two are joking around in the morning and we all noticed he didn’t say nothing to my classmate while he was frantically looking and asking the whereabouts of his computer. He called the police, and returned to class and remembered his Apple ICLOUD “find my macbook” account and logged in, whose name came up on his private device account and now saying “Nic’s Macbook” – my classmate flipped as it was his partner in school had stolen it. Nic doesn’t own a macbook and would have never known about this feature on Apple products! He denied it all quietly and my classmate had to refrain from kicking his ass right there and possibly getting expelled. This goofy looking and big eared loud mouth has all of a sudden now says nothing, even after my classmate provoked him calling him a thief in front of us all… No emotion or empathy whatsoever! My classmate has been majorly put out with all his documents and files are gone now. The teacher has removed this Fcking Idiot from our class, but he should be expelled and kicked out of the electrical apprenticeship ITA program altogether. This dude is going to get what’s coming to him as we are all pissed off and now have a feeling of distrust in our class that wasn’t there before this stupid motherfcker did what he did, and is just a coward ass pussy who can’t be a man and return the Apple laptop! If you are an electrical contractor, or are involved in trades, or just see this thief around – -don’t hire nor trust him, if your a good citizen then expose this thief for what he is and kick his ass! He drives a 2008 dark gray Ford Ranger, 2nd year electrical apprentice, has a cabin at Deka Lake by 100 mile House, and played softball in Texas for a few months. The obesity and dumbo ears and fake gold chain should be an easy notice! Your days are numbered NIC MAHOVLICH from Coquitlam! You are a THIEVING LOSER!

Those sticky fingers are gunna reap havoc on peoples homes.- nik



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Vandirty Warning

January 21, 2013 Coquitlam, Vancouver 70

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Lana Sayers aka LALA SMITH. She moved out to Coquitlam from Ontario to get away from all the scum bags she gave drd to. Lana has 5 kids, all with different daddies…..She’s a walking cm dumpster. She goes on POF to try to get guys to come over and fck her and have 3somes with her 14year old daughter. WATCH OUT GUYS SHE HAS dddr!!!!!! And not like a blister on your lip herpes, this bitch has genital drd and…….NASTY NASTY NASTY! And really….take 1 look at her, would you fck that?? You couldn’t even pay me to paperbag her…. but hey, some dudes are into tranny’s.



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Racism On POF

November 28, 2012 burnaby, Coquitlam 279

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I was on POF talking to a user by the name of IceyMocca some days ago. I had posted a picture of myself wearing a traditional East Indian (Punjabi) suit. I saw her online today Our conversation: me: im so bored, how is the beginning of your weekend going? IceyMocca: [removed] Yourself! me: what?
me: wow!! me: something wrong? IceyMocca: remove the kebab from premises me: your young and obviously fcked up me: good luck with that. I’ve asked pof to delete her account, lets see what happens

That green tint on her is from excessive amounts of Mac with a touch of photoshop.- nik



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Codi Bezell Stole Money

November 15, 2012 Coquitlam 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik HIS PIECE OF SH*T STOLE OVER $1000 from a girl on MOnday November 12 2012. He is a deadbeat dad He lives in Port Coquitlam BC, a suburb of Vancouver BC.  He is on welfare, and uses his money from the government to buy drugs



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