THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl’s name is cyrstal v she is the nastiest thing ive ever seen! she thinks she is a f*cking cat she goes around saying meow to everything she has f*cked all of port moody and all of coquitlam she is the nastiest skank ever, at one point one of her teeth was rotting out of her mouth and had a black hole on it! she thinks she is gods gift to men when in reality she smells like dirty fish guts and laughs like a hyena! all she does it f*ck men and snort coke all the time, she works as a fitness trainer but she starves herself so she can have a rocking body which looks like it was run over by a f*cking train! just thought id warn all those guys out there who havent come across her path, theres only a few of you left so if u see her start f*cking running!

Those are the nastiest teeth I have ever seen, they look like a cats litter box.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik. Let me introduce you to the vidal sisters. These girls are different from the rest of other sl*ts. There the top notch h*es of coquitlam. They suck d*ck for a living and put out for money. They like to think they’re hard but really there little nasty skinny bitchs that are retarded looking. ALSO they’re snitches. There dirty little f*ckin c*nts. They steal everything from there friends. Malissa has slept with every guy i can think of in coquitlam. God please bless these girls. Ask anyone in coquitlam about there status there f*ckin low. p.s they are much uglyier in person trust me.

They should have been named pelican and woodpecker with those beaks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: so this discusting little skank is amanda s***lair. also known as A MAN-DUH! lol. this is the nastiest little skank i have ever met. she will sleep with any ones boyfriends and is usually seen at the local hot spots with her trio of mutts tagging along. she looks like a man and will do anything for a cap of e or a rail. since the age of 13 amanda has had 2 abortions and a string of diseases that has been passed around. lol every guy in coquitlam has gotten em. and even tho she has a new bf, iv seen her numerous times out and about with other men. and know for a fact that she has even cheated on him more times than i can count on one hand. poor guy, he is very nice and doesnt deserve her. as you can see from the pic she is a spitting image of her std infested mother as well. too much surgury! and she is well on her way to looking the same. amanda(19) and mother(90) look to be the same age.

The family needs to get head transplants, I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: ALIZAH IS A BACKSTABBING BITCH , SHE LOVES SUCKING C*CK FOR A LIVING AND SHE THINKS SHES POPULAR BUT SHES JUST AN UGLY SK*NK . EVEN PEOPLE AT BMS TALK ABOUT HOW ALIZAH IS AN UGLY BITCH WHO SLEEPS AROUND WITH EVERYGUY AND LOVES GETTING ON HER KNEES BUT KEEPS IT ON THE LOW SO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WILL THINK SHES A LITTLE ANGEL. TRUTH COMES OUT! NOBODY LIKES YOU ALIZAH GET A CLUE!.

I’m surprised that no fish are dead and floating in the water around her.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shayla Tr*nt. Ever since she ” dated ” this guy named Robert from Coquitlam she’s been hungry for more ! We’ve all seen it at parties where she acts like ” one of the guys ” and continues to make herself look stupid. Nobody around here wants to deal with her bullsh*t so she moved her CASPER LOOKING ass to Whiterock where she continues to get f*cked random guys !!

In pic 2 someone is showing the universal sign for where they will insert the greg. What what in the butt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Afshin , This guy is the bigest goof in town he thinks his nuts and he thinks his so tought but his actioly a f*cking goof f*get geek that cant fight for sh*t, he trys to get girls but he never gets laid, last time i saw him was suckin a girls dirty v, he trys to get laid with any ugly dirty fat girl his still a virgin and he says he masterbates 5 averyday in the washroom.

I feel bad for the people on the boat that had to put up with pure douche-ness.- nik