THE DIRTY ARMY: Jessica Vasquez of Dallas, TX. 34 years old. Lives at home. No education, works retail (big surprise). I meet this girl Halloween night. Take her home. Start dating her after (never a good idea guys). We broke up a couple times over the 9 months we dated because she is nothing but drama and the most immature 34 year old on this planet. We go to a bar in Fort Worth the other night and I forgot to lock my car so I went back to lock it and put her purse in the trunk. Her phone kept vibrating and so I thought I would take it into her, after I saw who was blowing her up. Some other dude asking if she is coming over. So I get curious and read more texts. Wow, this girl has been sleeping with multiple guys in the DFW area, San Antonio and Corpus Christi. So today I called a couple of them and let them know the deal, they ALL said the same thing…she said she was single and wanted to date each one. NEWS FLASH – she is getting around, she is NOT CLEAN (even though it looks and feels amazing). Guys, you will find her in Denton, New West in Dallas, Sfuzzi’s off towards Grapevine. Beware, she lives at home, has no future and is nothing but a slut. SHE IS 34 and lives at home, once again. She is never going to leave, she can’t afford it making $10/hour. She is a great lay, dont get me wrong. If anyone else can contest to this please do so. Her life is just sad, but on the other hand kudos to her for juggling 4 guys in DFW and who knows how many more in San Antonio and Corpus. Please please please do not make the same mistake as I did by playing Captain Save a Hoe. I could go on, but I think everyone here gets the point.
Party habits don’t come free.- nik