Costa Mesa | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Why Is Lee S. Bruemmer So Mad At Scooby Snack

December 10, 2014 Costa Mesa, Las Vegas, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure what it was about or all the parties involved but its always fun when Thickness is crying about everyone calling her a fat midget and then this gets posted on her page about Scooby Snack.

You know sh*t is going down when the Costa Mexico community is involved.- nik

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What Do You Think Of This Girl

September 10, 2014 Costa Mesa 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I noticed this beautiful girl on humaniplex and I wanted to take the bait as my girlfriend is just being a bitch recently and I’m sick of her nonsense. Only thing is this girl lavish.lindsay is part of some kind of crew with a dangerous pimp from what I’ve heard. It seems that a few girls on the site humaniplex are pimped by him. I heard Natasha-Knightly, coed-kendall, and many more are part of his crew. I really want to see her but am afraid of this guy. What should I do?  Click here to see some hearts. 

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Just Say NO To Drugs And Alcohol

July 17, 2014 Costa Mesa, The Dirty 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is just SO sad! Meet Alix Sexton of Danville, CA, one of CA’s top 25 wealthiest cities. Alix was a normal teenager from a very well to do household until she enrolled at the U of CO, Boulder where she was consumed by “college life” and her new found freedom away from her parents. While at college, she drank and abused to the point where she blacked out almost every weekend. Her parents finally intervened and flew her to Costa Mesa for rehab and then sober living where she made good progress and even worked a normal job in retail. We were all cheering her sobriety until now. Alix is “using” again. She was fired from her job and unable to pay her bills, she is now escorting under the alias “Sasha Wild” in Costa Mesa offering “girl friend experiences” to sweaty Johns for $200. We’ve given up. We just don’t know what else to do.

I thought that was Wild Thing for a second. They have the same aged face.- nik

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Hooters OG Paige Nikki

May 16, 2014 Costa Mesa, The Dirty 51

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, to all my Costa Mexico Hooters regs. You know who this is. The Hooters lifer Paige. I have to submit her Nik. Longtime coming considering my boy tips her out at least 500 a month and she has yet to hang out with him outside of work. She always has an excuse. Bootleg bro ho.

The only good Hooters is the one by Angel Stadium. I decided.- nik

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Barbara Palvin Has The Most Amazing Eyes I Have Ever Seen

April 21, 2014 Costa Mesa, The Dirty 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… I think I have found the most amazing set of eyes on the planet. Model Barbara Palvin’s are spectacular.  I think Justin Bieber f*cked this one up by letting her go.  She is way hotter than Selena Gomez.

Justin Bieber doesn’t deserve Palvin. I need more intel on these eyes. I like them.- nik

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Yard House In Costa Mesa Sucks

December 3, 2013 Costa Mesa, Dirty Food, Newport, The Dirty 105

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Yardhouse in Costa Mesa sucks balls. Our first dish came out with inedible chicken. Our second dish was the reason we came to Yard House (garlic noodles) which came out cold without garlic or sauce. We mentioned this to our server, Janelle, she responded with an attitude and said this is how the dish is supposed to be. We were then visited by the manager who apologized for his server and agreed that the dish was unacceptable. Shortly after we experience our server talking negatively about us to another server near by our table. Come on… at least move away out of sight. Also my guest surprised me with a birthday dessert which was advertised by our server as free but of course we were charged. We expressed our frustrations to the manager about the server and our overall experience. He refunded us ONLY the desert and was embarrassed to hear about his server. I think its pretty unacceptable that this is how the restaurant and manager would handle the situation.

People go to Yard House to drink beer… everyone in Costa Mexico knows how sh*tty their food is.- nik

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Gretchen Should Know About Fake Marriages

March 19, 2012 Costa Mesa, Gretchen Rossi, The Dirty 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so major Gold Digger/Soulless Human Gretchen Rossi is coming out saying that Tamra Barney’s engagement is fake and all set up by the producers of the show so there is a good finale for Real Housewives Of OC.  Personally I believe Gretchen, because she has been married for money and knows exactly what she is talking about in this situation.  I wanted to see what you are thinking?

The show is tired and fake. All the old lady aka Vicky needs to go. This season sucks… the same old stupid story line. People want to see the REAL Housewives of Orange County.- nik

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Gretchen Rossi And Slade’s Neighbor

January 18, 2012 Costa Mesa, Dirty Horses, Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gretchen Rossi and Slade really live in Costa Mesa.  They probably don’t have enough money to afford to live in Newport. Lucky for me I am their next door neighbor and get to stare at her ugly baby blue car every day. About 3 weeks ago I even got to watch her drunkenly stumble out of the drivers seat with another ugly blonde.  Awesome.

I can’t wait until you download our iPhone Application so you can Sniper their asses.- nik

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