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Greasy Old Leather Bag

Posted in Cougars, Portland

Greasy, Old, Leather bag lookin BITCH

Greasy, Old, Leather bag lookin BITCH

Greasy, Old, Leather bag lookin BITCH

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This nasty pepsi fiend is Tina Ashley. She is a mega wh*re, a cougar on the prowl. She sleeps with people’s husbands for sport, and relishes in her slooty victories. She thinks that she’s 22, but should really be six feet under. She has zero class, and needs to STOP tanning IMMEDIATELY, for everyone’s sake. When she sinks her claws in there’s nothing but tragedy in her wake, including leaving small innocent children’s lives in shambles with no discretion. This b*tch needs to be locked up before she infects more married men with her nastiness. Pills, Pot, Heroin, Pepsi and married men, she does it all.

Why bother tanning when you slap that much Mac on.- nik

Kim Or Tim Frick

Posted in Cougars, Philadelphia, The Dirty

Kim or Tim Frick???

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, his girl is Kim or Tim Frick… she claims she is a nurse. Someone better find out where and get her fired. She snorts all sorts of drugs on a weekly basis with her “crew” she looks like a tranny. Her t*ts are the size of soccer balls, and she wears boots in the summer time. She has 3 restraining orders against her from guys that she stalked. She has also been banged out by the “Anthony GHB” behind his pig messed up teeth stealing, crack smoking heroin shooting girlfriends back.

I believe we are talking about Timmy on the right in purple?- nik

Nik’s Mother-In-Law

Posted in Cougars, Hollywood, The Dirty

(Click on her face to see what she is up too)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is your mother – in – law doing? Seems like you married into a normal family. The Renegade botched this broad.

It’s very sad, but if Pornstar wants to give blow jobs on the beach thats up to her. Shayne and I are very disappointed.- nik

The Real Ellie Rios

Posted in Cougars, San Antonio

Ellie Rios on a destructive path to ruin people’s lives like her own.

Ellie Rios on a destructive path to ruin people’s lives like her own.

Ellie Rios on a destructive path to ruin people’s lives like her own.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik: Ellie’s latest is a great new flash on Sunday night, she went on to state her views of innocence and how many ugly people there are out there. Seriously Ellie do you think we all buy that? We all know people can change but you evolve with friends every 6 months due to your insecurities, jealousy, and crude ways. You gossip about people and leave venomous trails like a snake. Is this your excuse for your behavior “I share my life & sometimes talk about the fact that I was abuse emotionally, verbally and physically by my Father, Understand I only do this because the NON Profit” Per Ellie this is her whole stand. But how do you explain the theft of monies from non-profit, backstabbing of other women you have done? These are educated women not like you Ellie, who sleeps her way around the corners. What happen to your WOW group? Lucy “Lulu” Romero? Desiree? Michelle Flores Martinez? Becca Rolden? Elva Solis? Denise Worth? Connie Penaflor? Jennifer Lee? Catherine Woods? Natasha? Tea Santos? Crystal Vargas? Why did they all leave at one time? Are you stating they all wronged you? Seriously all these women? Come on Ellie look deep withinSOME of these women have golden hearts (some). Others are like you who sleep with other women’s husbands, go on Sugar daddy looking for cash in a flash, trips out of town for sex, or looking to get loaded up & have sex while they are married hiding their affairs. Get it together you are now an embarrassment for all these who have gotten involved with you. These are facts not lies so Take me to court we must disprove all this so let’s air some dirty laundry Ellie Rios. So here is to your daily teaching you post “This was extremely hard for me to do but I did it for all the right reasons. I encourage others to speak up. Never be ashamed if it is a lie Speak up” per Ellie Rios.

I don’t understand?- nik

Dead Beat Sloot Jilla Bong

Posted in Cougars, Edmonton

dead beat cr@ck sloot Jilla Bong

dead beat cr@ck sloot Jilla Bong

dead beat cr@ck sloot Jilla Bong

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of work is Jill Bourgon she has a taste for young boys and hard drugs!! She has lost her children to social services twice and although she states she is “HAPPY AND BALLIN” with her new man she still stalks her so called “BABY DADDY” who has questioned her children’s paternity since the day of their birth….And who could blame him she was a CR@CK Sloot sellin her saggy old bitz on the corner for drugs at the time of their conception she has been leeching off the government instead of getting a job!!! Really JILLA this is Edmonton Alberta get off your back pockets and get a damn job!! AND lets not forget DNA you lying dirt bag!! She has broken into her ex sister in laws house and stole money that her sister in law had been saving for her then unborn child stole $2500 worth of electronics from Her sister in laws 16 year old brother in law not only has she done all that but both times she lost her children it was that same sister in law who she ran to and asked to take her children in order to avoid them going into foster care. And when her sister in law did it she began making outrageous accusations of abuse and neglect where the children were concerned I personally was there everyday and those children were treated like the little angels they are they put weight back on and were back to developing as any baby should. This disgusting swine and has done nothing but infect this already decaying CITY with her filthy bagged out SLOOTY *s she has jumped from man to man since she got to the city just a little over three years ago she has neglected and abused her children stolen and cheated and threatened everyone she has gotten close to so come on Nik put this low life pig on the chopping block and bring her inflated ego down to size you are 31 years old grow up and take care of your children you F*CKIN ditch pig loser!

I would not let those manly claws touch my greg.  Look at the pinky!!!- nik

Mrs. Clay Or Mrs. Nasty

Posted in Cougars, St. Louis

Mrs.Clay Or Mrs.Nasty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the deal, This NASTY booich is Melissa Henke aka Missy the lowest of them all. She is messing with chuck williams and has been for a long time, Chuck and his friend both hit that in the same night in March while at a party. This is her supposed to be man, which he thinks that her 3 year old daughter is his but little does he know that this is chucky’s baby and her mother is keeping the secret. Not to mention her man is 13 years older then her and they live with her mother. He cant go to any family function because he is black and her family does not like him at all. She goes around the job and tells everyone that he is an music artist…. lol now thats funny because if he was why the hell are they staying with her mommy. She also goes around saying she is going to keep messing with chuck and d as she calls him ( her man )wont find out. She went and bought a preg test because on her breaks her and chucky leave everyday… well now what do you think she is doing and where. She tells her man she dont have a cell phone but she does. This trick is loco. Melissa works at a dam bank with messed up credit lol if they have so much money and supposed to be so famous she needs to FIX her credit cause she has so many garnishments shes working for free. She told people at work her man gave her a std’s and she can no longer have children, now heres the twist.. Chucky’s boy gave it to her and she gave it to chucky and I had to take her to the clinic before she took it home….lmao She told chucky she was prego again and he is giving her money for a baby that she isnt preg with. Chucky tried to tell her man and he thinks its a joke. So Melissa needs to learn to keep her mouth shut to supposed to be friends cause it will get out.. Oh and chucky has her hooked on coke so thats why shes keeping headaches….oh and this is a wig shes wearing cause her hair is chopped up. So nik what do you think about this sick chick.

Or simply a horse.- nik

I Think My Mom Is Sleeping With Her Married Boss

Posted in Cougars, The Dirty, Winnipeg


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I could really use your help. There have been times where I have come home and my mom and my mom’s bosses cars will be parked out in the front. Pretty normal right?  WRONG.  A couple of times I went up stairs and both of them were in the bedroom with the door closed.  At first I didn’t think anything of it but then this was happening more often. My mom’s boss also owes her a lot of money, this has been happening for years but she still stays because I’m pretty sure she has an emotional attachment to him. P.S. They also work at a daycare so that makes it even weirder.

You need to set up a hidden camera in your Mom’s bedroom.- nik

Sloots Come In All Ages

Posted in Cougars, New Orleans

Dirtry ho's come in all ages

Dirtry ho's come in all ages

Dirtry ho's come in all ages

THE DIRTY ARMY: So guys did you ever here of Michelle Schwartz ?> Funny because a lot of people here in the south have … Funny how ho’s come in all shapes and sizes… But this one certainly takes it to the next level.. You used to be able to catch her on the streets of New Orleans , aka Bourbon street … Drunk , easy and sloppy . This muffin top ho with one titie bigger then the other is a one drink min. to a easy nut and lay.. But with the change in her age and the change in time she now works the alley way between R & O restaurant in buck town maintaining a hundred percent customer satisfaction policy… open mouth open house… You can always find her out on the open waters of Lake Pontchartrain were she likes to be the only female in all male company. If you smell tuna , or shrimp its not the boat , its her puss!!! We don’t like the fact that shes dating our dad but well an easy lay is what every man wants right ??? If you think this is good then you will like to meet her daughter… Because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!!

Early 20′s and 50′s are prime-times for being a sloot.  It almost comes naturally with age.- nik

Gina Is Such A Fly Cougar

Posted in Cougars, Dirty Army Strong, Pittsburgh, The Dirty

Gina Fly Girl

Gina Fly Girl

Gina Fly Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the most gorgeous woman in Pittsburgh! I went out with her and let me just say that she did things to me that kept me hard for hours! Do you think she is hot? Just looking for your expert opinion!

Give it up Old Lady… your ship as set sail DECADES ago. Let it go.- nik

Newport Beach Crypt Keeper

Posted in Cougars, Newport, The Dirty, USC

Newport Beach Crypt Keeper

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Once again Playboy has fell off the wagon when they used this Old “Crypt Keeper” in one of there side project shoots. Her Name is Wendy James and she works out at my gym and thinks she is the sh*t, mean mugging all the chicks and hitting on all the trouts looking for her next meal. If your going to let you hair extensions look that nappy why get them?? So put this 1989 USC Grad on blast, just seeing her is going to give me nightmares.. Dirty Army strong from Dust till Dawn!

She looks like a Balboa Island regular.- nik