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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik when are you going to make Brittney F*llon a dirty celeb… Its def about time and new orleans needs one nik… happy birthday this week and hope all goes well for the dirty in 2010.
I need more pictures of Brittney before I can tell if she is Dirty Celeb material… she seems average and boring to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Wilmer “FEZ” Valderama, what happened to this kid he use to score Grada “A” Hollywood tail (Mandy Moore, Lindsey Lohan b4 the drugs) and countless others, now he is stuck with “D” level celebs like infomercial Cougar Jennifer Nicole Lee.
He sure acts like he is still big time. I just don’t get what is up with his gothic stage he is going through right now. Every time I see him, he is wearing black from head to toe, all he is missing is a cape. He even shook my hand with black gloves on. His entourage looks like the JV squad of the Black Eyed Peas. They also are part of the Black Crusade to slay all the b*tches in Hollywood.- nik





THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I guess maybe possibly somehow this posting got erased so I am putting it up again.. since it read 404 Error well anyways let’s Rentroduce this wh*re!! Let me present to you… Mitra Cast**o aka Mitra New**n.. A>K>A Mitra HAD**D!! NOw if your black and your a fighter and if you possibley have a big greg and u want to stick it up her spot where the sun don’t shine then your in luck buddy!! … She definetly THE ULTIMATE F*CKING CHAMP (UFC) !!!! She’ll Ground and Pound you or you can Ground and Pound her!!! This Biatch should be ashamed of herself as she brings back guys to her house while her kids who are 14 and 12 are there!! And guess what happens .. well.. I don’t have to say much about that… This DIRTY lil minx probably has has hairballs and all types of nasty bugs on her!! She rolls with her lil posse whom she has dubbed themselves as “The Skanks” which is the perfect name for all of them.. all these “Skanks” are over 40 trying to catch young guys all of the time!! Especially her ugly girlfriends Melanie and Rita!!! So Guys if you see this woman .. guard your grill ..go about face and run like hell!!!! All she cares about is MONEY and if you do deal with her immediately go get yourself checked out right away or go to a clinic as soon as possible.. And as a personal message for this C*nt!!! “For godsakes MITRA.. Grow The F*CK UP!! Be a responsible mother to your children.. stop wh*reing with young guys!!! And stop messing with other peoples lives.. let this be a warning for you … I am always aware of what or you u do!!!”
BTW Mitra what was it like getting stuffed by Gary Goodridge?!! The dude on the left UFC Fans!!!!
And who else did you get stuffed by when you were down in Las Vegas .. Ray Sefo?!! or Wanderlie.. maybe .. Hendo?… you must have done a tour in the fighters locker room?!!! Ohh and one other note… guys.. she can take a fist pounding for days … Let’s just say I know and I have reliable sources!!!!
I like that UFC term. I think I am going to use it on chicks.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Danelle, she looks like a man and has slept her way through downtown Denver and is now making rounds in Las Vegas. She claims she is 27 but you tell me? Her boobs make me wanna vomit! Watch out she is a man eater.
27 my anus. She is 34 1/2 years of oldness in the face. Plus, she looks like a DUDE BRO in the knuckles.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Lori Bu**er, she is 32 or 33 and was living with her 24 year old fiance, Tyler, until recently. She thinks she is real hot sh*t and is super stuck up. Tyler actually makes really good money and has a nice house, car etc. but he travels for work. This skank made like $9.50 an hour before him, and so her +2s are really paying off right? You think she’d be happy, right? NOOOOOPE. While her fiance is traveling for work she has a boyfriend over to their house to f*ck and carries on like this for about three months. Two weeks ago Tyler came in from work 4 days early to find her and her new boyfriend cleaning out his house, TV furniture and other things and taking it to the new guys house. Put this cheating gold digging whore on blast. Oh, and her parents live in a run down trailer in a trailer park.
Poor people poor habits.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik, i like ur new brunettes. what bout this 1? you CANT say no!!!!!!
Seriously…no. old, beat and pork chop cheeks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I found your girl!! Give me the honest truth! I know you would she is perrrsssian, wishes she was ARAB
Answer: no. She must stroke her greg a lot with forearms like that.


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Baylee(blonde) and Bri(brunette). These chicks talk the more smack than anyone I have ever met. Baylee has a 2 year old kid and dumps him off on whoever to goto the bar with her galpal Bri. Bri likes to bad mouth everyone then kiss ass to face, even Baylee and her family. She f*cks pretty much anyone with a visa and moves along. Baylee goes for guys who give her diseases (vd being one) and has have a few abortions in highschool. But shes really cleaned up by getting fake t*ts instead of putting that money towards her child. Real stable sounding right? She dosent let her babies daddy see the kid and dosent have a job, she just rides her mommys money train and has never grown up. When they arent getting ignored at clubs they like to sit in a basement suite and do c*ke and drink with just the two of them. Probably surf facebook and diss people to make them feel better about their sh*tty dwindling lives. So nik, what do you think of these 2 winners.
I thought drugs made you skinny?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! This girl Rachel from Elmhurst has been drivin me nuts with all of her orange pictures! Her delusions about the way she looks are just beyond ridiculous. Can you say oompa loompa?! She needs to either darken the color of her hair or lay off the fake tan for about umm forever? Surprise surprise! She was prego by 18 and has been fat ever since. She’s a horrible example for her child and needs to be put on blast. She lets her kid talk back to her grandmother and other adults and laughs about it. She a stripper somewhere in Chicago, but I can’t believe men would actually pay to see her!? She’s fat, orange, and gross!
She looks like a mr. potato head with a dented chin.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, all i can say is dumb dee dumb dumb DUMB! oh ya, and she f**ks her sistere leftovers!
Why does her face wrinkle like that…I think she will always be left with leftovers.- nik