THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this trick on the far left had me fooled.  Her name is Kellie Champion. She was all over me like she was single and come to find out she lives with her boyfriend. She f*cked me the first night I met her and constantly text me flirty texts every since then (like 6 months ago) I thought we exclusively had someting going on. I have been single for the past 3 years simply because of girls like these!!

Which one is Kellie (I am guessing the old one on the right)?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Hector Ortiz, you can often see his woman beating ass at the Goathill, pats pub, or any other dive bar. He is a no good abuser, who thinks he owns the city. He has a child that he has never met, or given a penny to. The motherly lady pictured is his current girlfriend (punching bag). Shes a real winner. A 40 something, smelly faced slore. She babies him like a son, tells him to do his homework, change his outfits, etc… Its disgusting to see. I am a former “friend” of his, and i know his secrets. He is a self hating homosexual, thats why he beats women. Women dont get him off like a man does. SO he gets angry and takes it out on woman. All the steroids made his junk useless, and to top it off hes not even that ripped. What was the point of doing steroids. Kristen, Honey…. Run Before you become a Punching Bag like all the other girls.

I wonder if he punches those +2′s?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Shirley Kirkness (Preston) a social worker (using that term very loosely) who spends her days drinking and neglecting her children. She’s married but seems to think its fine to spend time with a married man with 4 children and 2 grandchildren to care for. She has to pay for his greg because she lacks in the looks department. She picks up her boyfriend Adrian Olson and they spend Thursday-Sunday drinking themselves into oblivion. This b*tch drives around the city drunk with children in her van. Also hangs out at some of the more questionable bars in the city (la roahouse , westbrook, etc). She is a social worker with a bachelors degree but obviously she has no morals or ethics, she is supposed to be in a “helping/caring” profession and be putting children & families first but thinks nothing of bringing a big party to her “loves” house or to her place. This is putting children at risk of being hurt/abused/killed due to the drunks (teresa assin, shawnalea courchene,sheila heartmann,etc) that hang around there, these people have no morals. Unfortunately CFS has become involved, and I can’t understand how a person who works for CFS can do sh*t like this! She deserves a public shaming. hame on you Shirley! I told you not to f*ck around with my family!

They look like twins laying down.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this disgusting little troll is an almost 50 year old cougar, a thief, and a slore! She stole “her man’s” credit card and charged $11,000 to it and is now facing criminal charges! (Including over $2,000 at the plastic surgeon’s office…If I were her I’d ask for a refund. GROSS.). She is a major gold digger and will do anything she can to f*ck guys who, as she says, “look like Mickey Avalon, wear skinny jeans, and guy-liner.” WATCH OUT FOR THIS B*TCH.

Once you hit the age of 37 as a female, life is pretty much over.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mackenzie Mulligan. Worlds worst piece of trash. This sloot is 40 some years old and walks around bragging about how she texts people’s boyfriends, asks them for nude pics then shows everybody at her employment them. She is a homewreacking c*nt bag, that has nothing better to do with her time then use men, sleep around, and f*ck people over. This bitch walks around thinking her sh*t dont stink, & that shes so fabulous, yea right mackenzie, i cant belive she has not been submited on this site before. She left her kids at a young age to run off with some guy, then wonders why her kids want nothing to do with her now. She smokes , cr*ck does c*ke, shes a huge fiend. Not to mention sex fiend, hardcore. THIS B*TCH IS ON THE PROWL 24/7 SO MOTHERS LOCK UP YOUR SONS, AND GIRLFRIENDS WATCH YOUR MAN, SK*NK IS IN TOWN.

She’s showing off pictures of fake guys, just like she sends them fake pictures of her (a similar looking chick 20 years her minor).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised i haven’t seen this broad up here before, but Barbara Wolfson needs to be blasted. This hoe is down right ugly, right to her core. She is the GM for Holt Renfrew Vancouver. Her job is to make everyone’s lives a living hell. Nik this chick is 45 years old but looks like shes 70. She is the main reason why I quit and why everyone at Holts is quitting. Someone needs to tell this nasty biatch to crawl back into the hole she came out of. Don’t hold your head up high and think you’re the sh*t when your own managers don’t even like you. You give holt renfrew a bad name and guess what let me be the first to say welcome to vancouver your now in vandirty Ps. no amount of plastic surgery will fix your ogre face… but you can keep trying.

Why’d this broad make you quit?? am I missing something.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this 50 year old is living the double-life while she destroys our family. She has done the damage and acts like she is so innocent. Luckily, her cheating ways are going to bring her down. Don’t fall for her innocent act. Someone needs to open her boyfriends eyes to her fakeness. Thank you Lydia for having no soul.

Hiding your gobble 101 ‘lay down’.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please put this cougar in her place? I called her a grandma, but she isn’t. No one wants to marry or have kids with this gym sl*t. Her name is Teresa Castle and she lives in the Lakeway/Bee Caves area. She tries to steal men that are taken. Claims she is an actress? But, her only professional photos look like they were taken 20 years ago (TRICKy, right?). She likes to stir the pot, or should say cauldron, with that witch nose of hers, and steal men. Ladies watch out for this WH*RE.

Not wearing pants won’t land you a man, only gregs.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this hot mess. Her name is Jackie. She is 41 years old and acts like she is still in high school. In all these years, she hasn’t figured out if she likes the hole or the pole. Hair stylist by day, drunk mess at night. Frequents the West Park area of cleveland (although is banned from one of the bars). She thinks she is the queen of everything. Was married and left her husband after a vacation with “the girls”. Went to the other side and has been a labia licker for some time now. Just recently sent nude pictures from her phone and telling him that she gives the best BJ’s to a 22 year old guy that has been calling her “Aunt Jackie” since he was 7. Not to mention telling him how she wants to F*ck him so badly (also is friends with his girlfriend). So, not only are guys AND girls ok, family is as well. What kind of sick bitch would do this? Well, you are looking at her. She talks sh*t about ALL of her friends and then acts like they are her BFF’s. Put her in her place NIK. Let her know high school is over.

How’d you find a big enough box? and why didn’t you use it for her head.- nik

SNIPER: I was eating lunch in Newport and I couldn’t take my eyes off this Rusty Cougars +2′s.