Venice, More Like Lake Mead


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik heres another pic of “Venice” aka Marisol Gonzalez shes from bell california but now lives in vegas and strips @spearmint rhino word on the streets is she does this great disappearing act in the private rooms @rhino las vegas.

I’d hope they kept the tranny’s locked up in private rooms.  Seeing one would ruin my experience.- nik

Ronda The Gold Digger


Gold Digger

Gold Digger

Gold Digger

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little sk*nk gold digger name is Ronda Renee Roczey, she says that she works in the insurance business but that’s a lie, this lil h*e tries to act like a 25 year old but she is 36 and always looking for someone who can buy her a drink, and then pay her phone, and other bills, and will always tell you she will pay you back, but she won’t. Her rap sheet is as extensive as her lies, they go from evading arrest with a motor vehicle to possession of drugs to credit card fraud. So guys if you live in Katy, watch out for this cougar.

That bottom picture is a prostitute pose.- nik

Tickin Time Bomb


Ellie Rios WOW Distruction Tickin Time bomb

Ellie Rios WOW Distruction Tickin Time bomb

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ellie Rios Whom is founder of WOW, (Woman of WOW) a woman who takes monies from her now probationary Non-profit and spends on party weekends with her friends, shopping for expensive gowns for her plus size competitions, and personal expenses. Ellie who also tries advertises herself on Sugar daddy.com and other websites to dig into men’s pocket books, doesn’t stop there. She has the other WOW women do the same. She has recently undergone a big fall over in her organization where her VP’s walked away due to her sl*tty antics of throwing her self at men & taking monetary lunch dates (sex dates) deposit some cash & you get *ss! She is the worst mother that her son moved out of her home because he is embarassed to see his mom parade around like a wh*re. The daughter has a record for shoplifting, and so does Ellie Rios. She need to grow up NIK and be a mother and stop stealing money under goverment eyes. Ellie has recently left a series of 3 acountable men with Sy**lis, and sleep with random men on a daily basis. (it aint the cough she’s had) She is also a bisexual who prey on woman with money. Makes you wonder if Hedi Fleiss are in business together. Her daughter’s soon to be boobs will be on a WOW tab. Nik this beat up old tire need to deflate her ego, boobs, and flat *ss and be a mother to those neglected children she puts to bed then leaves at home to go party!

Musta been hard slappin her chest in with all her lumps wrinkles and fat.- nik

Halloween Recap: You Are Missing Out By Not Partying In New Orleans


Hot Mamas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, these girls are hot!  I just wanted to show you what you are missing while partying in Vegas and not being down her in the dirty south with these hot Cougars.

They put the wrong one in the middle.- nik

Halloween Recap: Halloween Cougar Hunting


Halloween cougar hunting

Halloween cougar hunting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I tried sending this once already so if I duplicated sorry.  I read your site almost daily, good stuff. We were out on Halloween and we see one of your people, from back in September. She was at the same club as in your posts. It was easy to find her everyone was taking pictures of her. She looked great and put on a little show of hide the bottle. Thanks again for all your work.

Sara Leal is that you?- nik

Nice Square +2′s Caprice


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so today I was looking at the Daily Mail, and an article came up about “Caprice’s 40th Birthday Halloween Bash”, (she’s a former model I think). I clicked on the article to see all the has-been celebrities falling down outside the club, but what struck me was her very unfortunate +2′s!!! Her t*ts are super square and I just wonder does she not know what they look like or does she just not care?? Anyway, I hope your Halloween party was filled with bigger and better boobs than these! DA STRONG AND HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

I think she did this on purpose because most of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have square racks.- nik

Women Of Worth


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Ellie Rios, CEO and founder of a non profit organization called WOW, which stands for Women of Worth. Ellie is a not person that should be ever running and organization like this, the money they make goes in their pockets not the organization. They focus on anti bullying and empowering women. Personally Ellie needs to focus on deleting pictures like this from Facebook, cover her old ass and gross nasty ass fake t*ts up, quit partying, and become a better role model and mother for her 17 year old daughter and other children. I would never support or take someone seriously like her. I think her sh*t is a scam and just getting attention. What do you think Nik?

It doesn’t matter what I think. The pictures say it all. (Can’t wait to get this Anti-Bullying letter because this Mom likes showing off her butt chest.)- nik

Only Getting Older


only getting older.....

only getting older.....

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so lets talk about URSULA TATEM! So notice in the 1st pic posted…kinda cute, right? This was in her early 30′s. Shes had to compete with beautiful younger women that her drug dealer “boyfriend of soo many yrs” (NOT HUSBAND LOL) simply cant resist. Yet, she allows him to live this life style for the vacations & plastic surgery, which as you can tell in the 2nd photo, has become a major issue !!!!!!!! Boobs have doubled, lips also doubled,  tummy tuck, and possible ribs removed. BTW who does f*cking mirror shots doing kissy faces at 40+ yrs old?? Well, her i guess!, She’s a desperate house wife, that awaits her drug dealer boyfriends return home nearly every night, wondering what p*ssy she will smell. What some women do for love! (vacations/plastics…wouldn’t u rather be poor ugly & happpyyy???) #justsayyiinn boo . Definitely FAR from Clevelands finest.

Being a porta potty is a small price to pay to look young, right Ursula.- nik

Angela AKA Makayla


Angela AKA Makayla

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Angela better known by her stage name Makayla. You can catch a wiff of this ugly yeast infected cooter at your local north austin strip club. I got a peek of her nasty snatch once. . . completely uninvited btw, and it looked like a cross between rolled up bologna and a dead jellyfish. I haven’t slept well since. Not to mention she’s up for dirty pepsi wh*re mother of the year. She leaves her son alone for days while she’s out bopping and car hopping. I really wish she would do me and all the other local strip club patrons a favor and hang up the heels, and go hit rundberg or south congress with all the other washed up old skeezers.

This post may help land her the day shift.- nik

Are Polish Girls The Best Looking


Are Polish girls the best looking?

Are Polish girls the best looking?

Are Polish girls the best looking?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Rachel Zdzienicka. I found her on Facebook from her proof on a fakebusted site. She was born in Krakòw, Poland. She now lives in California. I’ve seen stuff about her on Yahoo. They say she’s more gorgeous than Megan Fox. Could Polish girls be the best looking in Europe?

Answer: No, her nostrils droop down too far and shes got a big dome.