Posted in Dallas | February 7th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lina, she flaunts her oversized t*ts anytime she can and then b*tches 24/7 about different who*es and douchebags she knows. Lina will sleep with anything that moves (both guys and girls) and her vagina is the nastiest most torn up thing i’ve ever seen. Clarification, she sent my buddy a pic of her snatch and naturally he forwarded it to a couple friends. No one can stand her b*tching anymore and she she needs to know. So please Nik, will you let this spoiled, nasty, fat*ss, whore know where she belongs so that Dallas doesnt have to hear her b*tching and whining anymore?
You know how I know she’s a sloot….she painted her body, which means that top came off that day.- nik
Posted in Dallas | February 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid was on here a few days ago, but i have way more dirt on him. All he does is steady b*tch about how sh*tty his life is, when he made it that way. He thinks he is such a bad*ss because he used to be addicted to m*th, hroin, and go to insomnia every weekend. But i don’t think you can be much of a bad*ss when all you have in your closet is Hollister and Abercrombie. This kid is probably the biggest druggie i know, its obvious he is a failure. his mommy pays for everything, gives him a place to live and isn’t even bothered with the fact her son is a huge failure.Aalso, he does have a tiny d*ck. He sent a picture to someone a few years ago and it showed his tiny d*ck, it was literally the size of my pinky.
Nice pillow. I wonder what he sleeps on, refrigerator box?- nik
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Craigslist | February 6th, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell the ladies to beware of this guy! Dated since October and found out he was creeping on Craigslist! My mistake for falling for some of his bs. When I told him to get lost he started sending crazy texts and showing up at my place unannounced. Watch out for this crazy liar!
If you get a string of unanswered messages you have a stalker on your hands. Also, he didn’t have $500 on his counter, he doesn’t have $500 in the bank.- nik
Posted in Dallas | February 3rd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alex Taylor. I am SO sick of her putting up these “modeling” pictures, she actually thinks she is “making it big” as she says because she was in the 3rd base calendar. Personally I think she is absolutely hideous and a complete tramp. I would really like your opinion, be as honest as you would like!
You must be talking about the HeMan in the middle, the only one big enough to see.- nik
Posted in Dallas | February 3rd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ,this is Amber Teague. Nastiest b*tch I know for sure. She’s 18 and has f*cked close to 15 guys. When she was with her boyfriend Jeramey Curtis she was f*cking guys on the side. Co-workers and randoms. After he dumped her she even thought she had DRD. She takes whatever she can get, and has no respect for herself at all. Now she works at 3rd base and is f*cking the manager Jose Resendez who is 36, while they’re on the clock and shes supposed to be waiting on tables she’s getting fingered and blowing him outside. Getting with this nasty sl*t is WAY to easy. PLEASE Nik put this trash on blast!
Find some other material to stuff in your pants. What your using is too lumpy.- nik
Posted in Dallas | February 2nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Greg and Tawna are the ultimate fitness couple! So what if Greg was sticking his greg Tawna while he was engaged and then got married anyway then followed by an immediate divorce after the honeymoon. We’re just all glad that it all worked out for them!! And we’re also glad for those +2′s on Tawna because that flat chest wasn’t going very well with that amazingly handsome chin! Which one is the man? Does it matter? You guys rock! Keep it up!
Sounds and looks like true love.- nik
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Horses | February 2nd, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m amazed that this girl hasn’t been posted here already. Ashley Slover, a.k.a. Princess Ashley Nicole or Ashley Love is your typical club trash/stripper with no idea what a sl*t everybody sees her as. several months ago, she got pregnant by some dude that couldn’t give a crap less about her, and decided the best course of action would be to keep popping pills until she killed it. When that didn’t work, she had an abortion done. Now she’s pregnant once again by the same guy, only this time she’s decided to keep it, posting pictures on her facebook and bragging about how her life has changed. I wouldn’t be surprised if she changes her mind and we all hear about an unfortunate “miscarriage” in the near future. This girl needs to retire early because she’s flat as fuck and she looks like the sloth from ice age.
Are those stretch marks pre-baby…- nik
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | February 2nd, 2012
(Click on her face to see why the name Franken2′s)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure you have heard of Jenna Bentley before. The girl claims she is not an escort or a gold digger but can be seen with 50+ year old guys that weigh north of 280 all the time. Here is the best part about escorts, since all the guys they get paid to sleep with are so old and need viagra, at their age they just can’t bang a girl like Jenna right. So Jenna relies on young men like myself to go beast mode on her in the bedroom to actually get her off. With that being said, I got a funny story for you Nik. Jenna got my number through a friend and started begging me to come over and slay her, several times I was heading over there and a “Client” would call her and she would have to bounce. So finally, I get to her house… she opens in the door in lingerie and a glass of wine… she was ready. A little oral next thing you know her top comes off and my Greg goes LIMP. Her +2′s have scares all over them… I don’t see how anyone can stay hard with this nasty ass cougar. Ever since my boys and I call her Franken2′s in honor of how nasty she is. For all those rich idiots paying for her services, check out what you have to see.
What is the point of those $10 tattoos?- nik
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Horses | February 1st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty horse Lacey Jane uploaded pics of her almost getting her snatch eaten by some other nasty h*e. It was gross. Unfortunately the were deleted. She continued to talk sh*t about her then boyfriend John Wayne then leaves him as a “joke” but now she wants to stay friends? B*tch can’t make up her mind not to mention we already found out she’s a stripper, strippers don’t make girlfriends. Tell this nasty horse to close her legs.
Someone has those pictures…lets get em make her realize what a mistake her life is.- nik
Posted in Dallas | February 1st, 2012
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even know where to begin with this guy. His name is Roger Miller and he makes sure everyone knows because he thinks he’s hot sh*t. He brags about how much he gets laid and all the random club sl*ts he f*cks every weekend at Insomnia. He’s always so f*cked up he probably doesn’t know what he is doing half the time. He used to be a good kid. But now all he does is drugs. And f*ck sl*ts with his baby d*ck. Ive heard its so small girls just wanted it to be over. And don’t even get me started on all the b*tching he does on facebook. b*tch b*tch b*tch about how sh*tty his life is. Grow the f*ck up and be a man!
Did you give yourself that chest tattoo on your chest or were you just scared of the needle…its terrible.- nik
