Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Burnt Bacon Or Leper
Posted in Burnt Bacon, Dallas, Leper | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I couldnt help but laugh seeing this guy on here. His name is Brett..were friends through random people. The best part is I 100% have seen him all over Leper (Kelly) at the bar in Dallas a few months ago. I mean what the hell is going on?? Pick one reject over the other…Is it Burnt Bacon or Leper? Would love to tell you this guys story but indirectly know him. Who takes pictures with this beer heathens anyway?? guy before was right, odds are he tucks his Greg in.
He must be a huge fan of TheDirty.com.- nik
Gods Gift Girl Genius
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Haley, she is a typical dallas club rat who thinks she is gods gift to men. She claims every guy she screws as her boyfriend and gets mad when they start dating other people, she also gets so wasted that she cannot walk or dance, much less put together a full sentence. She works at Thrive because she couldn’t get a job at kinkis due to her beak. But don’t hold it against her she is THE dumbest girl i have ever. Nik you seem to be a very popular guy here in dallas so have you?
No, I haven’t… I am anti-MAC Forcefield. Plus, she looks too old for me so I would probably ignore her anyway.- nik
Dallas Trash
Posted in Dallas, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this trash goes by the name Tiffany. She thinks she’s hott and runs around Dallas wearing douche bag clothes from TLV Fashion thinking she’s cool. Her boyfriend runs TLV Fashion, which is known for it’s 30k millionaire and douche bag clothing (Ed Hardy, Affliction, etc.). Would you?
Answer: no. She has flapjacks and must look terrible without her force field.
Does Being A Hooters Girl Make You A Model
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shelsee M*ntes this Texas puerto rican 7head midget pony used to work at hooters and she now thinks she is model, Nik why does every hooters horse think they are a model?
Actually, it is every girl who gets +2’s over 500cc’s that thinks they are an instant model because it takes the attention away from their ugly mugs. I decided.- nik
UniBoob Strikes Again
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a public service announcement: WARNING to all guys with any type of money, her name is whitney and she is coming for you! But Trust me the trophy is not worth the race. Been there done that and its Total roast beef and she has a real odor problem too, not to mention those horrible new pec implants that she flaunts everywhere she goes. Recently no matter where i go i see her and i have to warn her potential new victums. The real danger with this girl is that she is soulless and without feeling or ability to feel empathy. She will tell you anything you want to hear and do ANYTHING sexually to get you where she wants you then sponge off you for free travel or a free place to live especially if your out of state, until the next best thing or more money comes around. She does nothing to better herself and has never had a job outside of her shreveport stripping/extra activities carreer. She does not like to work so GENTLEMEN BEWARE this is not the lionness you want to tango with. You will come out scared.
Imagine if she didn’t have those Orange Race pecs, she would have to walk around with a “Wide Load” sign.- nik
Dirty Dallas Girl
Posted in Dallas | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is dirtier than your average surrey whore. You will find her at the clubs every weekend dancing up on all the greasiest guys, she only wants as much attention as she can get and it doesn’t matter who it is from as long as people are watching. She thinks she’s skinny, hot, and everybody is in love with her but the truth is that most people hate her, shes a “bad f*ck” and clearly not skinny. This girl will drink until she can’t stand up and then will pass out with any random guy she can get, she has a treasure trail leading right up to the worst part on her body, and she’s just plain disgusting!
Drinking while driving I see…someone should tell her that the guys need to get wasted to sleep with her not the other way around.- nik
Is She A Maybe
Posted in Dallas, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i think i might have found your brunette Nik! she lives in Plano, and she is a gogo dancer at thrive in dallas. what do you think Nik, would you?
Answer: No, she is a skeleton and could have the longest face I have ever seen.
Wow Look At This Thing Nik
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, stumbled on this girl, her name’s Amber M. I dont even know what to say…the pic was just too funny to not submit on here. Kind of annoying though, I can tell she thinks she’s the sh*t. Eww.
She looks like 8 Belles on steroids without the +2’s… very Orange bird like.- nik
Leper’s Best Friend Denyse
Posted in Dallas, Leper, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lepers best friend Denyse is such a good mother and friend. I dont know why Kolby keeps talking about her when Denyse has been nothing but nice. I think Kolby is just jealous she is rooming with Denyse instead of a meth head. Nik also wanted to ask you do you think Leper and Denyse have clam jammed?
Leper’s new jaw doesn’t look that bad, maybe getting beat down was a blessing in disguise.- nik
TCU’s Football Convicts
Posted in Dallas, Dirty Athletes, TCU, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik please warn the world about these two Waymon (left) and Justin (right), who somehow attend TCU. They are both on the football team however neither of them actually play, and they are both total CREEPS. Waymon CONSTANTLY texts girls who have no idea how he got their number and Justin was suspended for a few games because he was accused of raping a white girl. I guess they have also given up on football careers and decided to just become thieves since they both steal from EVERYONE. It’s thugs like this who tarnish TCU’s good name and they need to go back to wherever they came from.
Since when has TCU had a good name? If you recruit thugs your school becomes ghetto. TCU=’s Ghetto.- nik
