Keisha take that shiny lint out of your belly button… it’s 2012.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jenny Boggs. I’m sure a lot of people from Scottsdale, Dallas and Tucson will recognize this obnoxious, conceited girl. Sweet and innocent you might think. At least that’s how I used to know her in high school. Now, she is completely different, sleeping with countless guys and one of my best friends, yet she still pretends to be innocent. She travels from phoenix to Dallas all the time, gets her hair and nails done all the time, and bought a brand new car. All of her friends on facebook are wondering and ask her many many times, all of which she ignores… “where do you work?” where does she get all this money? It’s quite obvious people, come on. In Tucson, she strips at tens and in phoenix she strips at jaguars. You can find her any night taking her clothes off and giving grimy lap dances for money and then going to old town Scottsdale and trying to get any old man to buy her drinks. Stop putting on that act and just come out with who you are. If you do it, you should be able to tell people what you do. you don’t go to school, you drink every weekend, you screw guys who you just meet the first night. You’re a STRIPPER, jenny. nothing more, nothing less. Ladies, let’s try to get some class and respect and actually work for providing for ourselves. Nik, put this little girl on blast.

Frequent travelers are escorts, no matter how they spin it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this body is just perfect, pure perfection I wouldn’t even recommend her getting +2, this is just perfect… What do you think, no +2′s right?

I love how the knees touch and she still maintains the Inner Thigh Gap. I think she is good, her frame is so small going up to the chest area that she doesn’t need +2′s (for now).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found another better picture of that chick someone said was their dream girl but her face was a bit blurred. Who is she, she is freakin dime!

Come on DIRTY ARMY you are better than this… we need to raid this girl’s life!- nik

JUNIOR VARSITY:  Nik, one of my favorite smoking hot girls Keisha is part of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties this year and I wanted to see if we could help her win this title.  I saw the other girls and they don’t even stand a chance next to her.  She has my vote and she should have everyone elses.

This is cheating JV.- nik

The most common statements I have heard over the years:

Year 1: “This will never work.”

Year 2: “Someone is going to kill you.”

Year 3: “You are going to get AIDS.”

Year 4: “Can I be your friend?”

Year 5: “You made it.”

Come join me May 25th as we continue to make history.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Hailee Johnson aka Momma Stomp has been on here before but with her “number one bad b****” Bobbi Wolfe but this time i would like to only talk about her. This girl is a sloppy h*e who wants too f*** the main drug dealers in Dallas that way she doesn’t have too be put on a front she just gets it for free! she is a pepsi whore and likes to blame people for her problems and recently her new marc jacobs watch that she spent all her dirty drug money on went missing and im glad too say im the new owner of that watch it looked better on my wrist anyway! She left it in her old room at the sterling hotel room 516 too be exact and i found it behind the bed. But i moved so she wont get it back but anyways back too this sloot she like too think shes top notch because she has all these connects and claims to be at the top of the list and she always acts like she knows what she’s talking about but I’m going to stop but if you could Nik put her on full blast!

The drugs don’t look like they’re working, she’s built like a brick (literally).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robby West, he’s 21 and lives with his mom. He has a girlfriend who is really nice and funny, which he cheats on daily, he has an DRD and didn’t tell my friend that he has one (isn’t that illegal?) after he raped her. He spends every day drinking or tripping on some sort of drug and thinks he’s the funniest thing to ever walk on this planet. He hangs out with the same terrible people every single day. He works at chickfila, and doesn’t even drive, he has to ask friends for a ride or he rides his bike. He has nothing going for him besides his body, he’s a terrible person and thinks life is just a joke and beats his friends sh*tless when he’s really drunk, he gave my friend a bloody nose because he apparently looked at him funny. He’s really stupid on many levels, he’s locked himself outside of his house on several occasions, and decides to post pictures of himself either f*cked up or of him the day after drinking where you can tell he’s had a crazy night. His voice sounds like a nasaly old woman. Please Nik, this guy needs to be put on blast.

Dude musta been checking out his bald patch.  He’s sensitive about it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where do I begin? This hoodrat is well known for her scratchy raspy voice, and ghetto fabulous attitude. She looks like an Arabian opossum., but no worries she’s only a Mexican rat She claims “webb chapel” and is thought to be such a bad down to earth chick, but in reality so many people hate her. She thinks she’s a model cause she let’s nasty men paint her naked body for a few bucks. Her A’gaci wardrobe and melrose shoes, makes her the top notch b*tch of north Dallas. She tries to be gangster by throwing up Webb Chapel, but everyone knows she’s really not down. Anyways Nik, do you think she’s the next Heidi Klum?

That looks like fresh rug burn in the first pic.  What were you doing during your photoshoot…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well lets just say this guy is pretty nasty! He leaches off women and expects them to pay for everything. He has been diagnosed w DRD and still runs around trying to f*ck any and everybody. He even tried to get me in bed but when I reached down he had massive bumps on his you know what. Pretty disgusting and I just thought that the Dallas area would really appreciate this message.

Why would he try and sleep with someone during an outbreak, that’s just mean.- nik