THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenna Duffee. I came by her Facebook today through a friend who told me she is a gorgeous model. First, after she added me… I laughed. This girl is no model. And as for my friend, he has bad taste. She’s just a wannabe like every other self proclaimed model in Dallas. Plus, I saw shots with the same exact pose. Open leg syndrome honey? I don’t know the girl personally, but wtf? It amuses me how some of these girls in Dallas who “model” think all they have to do is open their legs for a camera and BAM! They will make it big. Nik, please give this girl amongst others a reality check. DA Strong.

It looks like she loves the butterfly stretch.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Celina.  She is a dirty sk*nk who cocktails at Privados.  She thinks shes a gogo at Privados.  All she does is shake her ass for tables. I went with my boyfriend and got a table.  She was are waitress and all she did was dance for us and drink from our bottle.  She danced on guys at other tables.  My friend is her friend on facebook and I saw these pictures. It’s funny she thinks she can model.  She is not even cute… what the hell is happening to Dallas.

Dallas is going downhill. It’s becoming a dead city.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lina, she flaunts her oversized t*ts anytime she can and then b*tches 24/7 about different who*es and douchebags she knows. Lina will sleep with anything that moves (both guys and girls) and her vagina is the nastiest most torn up thing i’ve ever seen. Clarification, she sent my buddy a pic of her snatch and naturally he forwarded it to a couple friends. No one can stand her b*tching anymore and she she needs to know. So please Nik, will you let this spoiled, nasty, fat*ss, whore know where she belongs so that Dallas doesnt have to hear her b*tching and whining anymore?

You know how I know she’s a sloot….she painted her body, which means that top came off that day.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid was on here a few days ago, but i have way more dirt on him. All he does is steady b*tch about how sh*tty his life is, when he made it that way. He thinks he is such a bad*ss because he used to be addicted to m*th, hroin, and go to insomnia every weekend. But i don’t think you can be much of a bad*ss when all you have in your closet is Hollister and Abercrombie. This kid is probably the biggest druggie i know, its obvious he is a failure. his mommy pays for everything, gives him a place to live and isn’t even bothered with the fact her son is a huge failure.Aalso, he does have a tiny d*ck. He sent a picture to someone a few years ago and it showed his tiny d*ck, it was literally the size of my pinky.

Nice pillow.  I wonder what he sleeps on, refrigerator box?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tell the ladies to beware of this guy! Dated since October and found out he was creeping on Craigslist! My mistake for falling for some of his bs. When I told him to get lost he started sending crazy texts and showing up at my place unannounced. Watch out for this crazy liar!

If you get a string of unanswered messages you have a stalker on your hands.  Also, he didn’t have $500 on his counter, he doesn’t have $500 in the bank.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alex Taylor. I am SO sick of her putting up these “modeling” pictures, she actually thinks she is “making it big” as she says because she was in the 3rd base calendar. Personally I think she is absolutely hideous and a complete tramp. I would really like your opinion, be as honest as you would like!

You must be talking about the HeMan in the middle, the only one big enough to see.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ,this is Amber Teague. Nastiest b*tch I know for sure. She’s 18 and has f*cked close to 15 guys. When she was with her boyfriend Jeramey Curtis she was f*cking guys on the side. Co-workers and randoms. After he dumped her she even thought she had DRD. She takes whatever she can get, and has no respect for herself at all. Now she works at 3rd base and is f*cking the manager Jose Resendez who is 36, while they’re on the clock and shes supposed to be waiting on tables she’s getting fingered and blowing him outside. Getting with this nasty sl*t is WAY to easy. PLEASE Nik put this trash on blast!

Find some other material to stuff in your pants.  What your using is too lumpy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Greg and Tawna are the ultimate fitness couple! So what if Greg was sticking his greg Tawna while he was engaged and then got married anyway then followed by an immediate divorce after the honeymoon. We’re just all glad that it all worked out for them!! And we’re also glad for those +2′s on Tawna because that flat chest wasn’t going very well with that amazingly handsome chin! Which one is the man? Does it matter? You guys rock! Keep it up!

Sounds and looks like true love.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m amazed that this girl hasn’t been posted here already. Ashley Slover, a.k.a. Princess Ashley Nicole or Ashley Love is your typical club trash/stripper with no idea what a sl*t everybody sees her as. several months ago, she got pregnant by some dude that couldn’t give a crap less about her, and decided the best course of action would be to keep popping pills until she killed it. When that didn’t work, she had an abortion done. Now she’s pregnant once again by the same guy, only this time she’s decided to keep it, posting pictures on her facebook and bragging about how her life has changed. I wouldn’t be surprised if she changes her mind and we all hear about an unfortunate “miscarriage” in the near future. This girl needs to retire early because she’s flat as fuck and she looks like the sloth from ice age.

Are those stretch marks pre-baby…- nik

(Click on her face to see why the name Franken2′s)

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m sure you have heard of Jenna Bentley before.  The girl claims she is not an escort or a gold digger but can be seen with 50+ year old guys that weigh north of 280 all the time.  Here is the best part about escorts, since all the guys they get paid to sleep with are so old and need viagra, at their age they just can’t bang a girl like Jenna right.  So Jenna relies on young men like myself to go beast mode on her in the bedroom to actually get her off.  With that being said, I got a funny story for you Nik.  Jenna got my number through a friend and started begging me to come over and slay her, several times I was heading over there and a “Client” would call her and she would have to bounce.  So finally, I get to her house… she opens in the door in lingerie and a glass of wine… she was ready.  A little oral next thing you know her top comes off and my Greg goes LIMP.  Her +2′s have scares all over them… I don’t see how anyone can stay hard with this nasty ass cougar.  Ever since my boys and I call her Franken2′s in honor of how nasty she is.  For all those rich idiots paying for her services, check out what you have to see.

What is the point of those $10 tattoos?- nik