THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this is Lexie Hippchen, she is your typical Dallas party girl/sl*t who tells everyone shes a model, but is really nothing more than a promo girl. She is currently dating a male stripper but will hook up with anyone further her “modeling career.” Do guys really think the raccoon look is sexy?

The Raccoon look doesn’t work with blonde hair… its a brunette thing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I am hoping you or someone on your staff can help me with a problem. This photo appeared on your site last year, I believe summer or early fall. I have no idea who this person is but am assuming either he or a close friend submitted this pic for post. I’m interested in the styling of his tribal tattoo & am hoping to either contact this individual or have him contact me for the purpose of obtaining side & back view photos of his specific design. Could you or someone help to put us into contact? You certainly have my permission to use or forward my e-mail address to the original poster of this photo in hopes of relaying this request. Thank you in advance for your time & consideration in response to my request.

Bro you really want to look like this guy? What is wrong with you… don’t forget to add the Gun (it gets chicks).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off, I want to thank you for always being honest with us girls… even when we don’t want to hear the truth. I want to share my story in hopes of motivating other women to get healthy like me. In May of 2011 I graduated from college with my high school sweetheart, we were suppose to get married but shortly after we graduated, I came to find out he was cheating on me with my bestfriend. It devastated me, broke my heart and sent me into deep depression ever since. I don’t trust men and never will again. I stopped caring about my body and gained over 60 pounds. It got so bad, that I refused to take any pictures of myself… I was beyond disgusted. New Years Eve while all my friends were partying, I stayed at home and ate myself to sleep. When I woke up, I realized I need to stop with the self pity and get my sh*t together. So that is when I took that picture of my belly, I printed it out and placed pictures all over my apartment, put that photo as the background on my phone and computer to make me realize how fat and nasty I was. I got a gym membership and went online to order some Cellan because of how everyone was having such great results with it last summer. I saw the company had a new product called GCBx before you started pushing it and since Dr. Oz is such a believer in Green Coffee Bean and the natural fat burner it is, I decided to order that. I just completed by 3rd bottle and have lost over 40 pounds. I feel after the 4th bottle I will be back to myself. I will send pictures in a month and help motivate other women like me. There is hope, just a bit of cardio and GCBx and the right diet… anyone can do it. Thank you Nik for being in my life without actually being in my life. I know the flack you get must be tough, but I’m a huge supporter in your tough love.

My main concern is if you have ITG or not? Please share that with us when you submit next month. Great work!- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so for some reason one of my bestfriends only hooks up with big girls.  And when I say big, I mean 200 pounds or more.  He only weighs 140 and he takes these girls down like he was an Indian and they were some buffalos.  I wanted to ask you is there anyway to get him out of this?  Because when he is sober he hates them, then he gets wasted and will literally find the biggest girl in the club and take her home.  Check out his last catch.

Dude I wish I had someone like this in my crew. All my boys are afraid to even talk to chicks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I totally think the Monster Girls are taking over and are way hotter than Rockstar girls.  None the less, the Monster Girls are so damn cocky and arrogant like they are the best thing ever.  Especially good old Cassidy.  She is a leach and will use anyone to further her life.  Like when she was my friends girlfriend and ended up going on a “trip” with a rich trout on his Private Jet and then comes back a few days later she is getting a boob job, obviously paid for by her trout.

I only see one ITG which is not a good sign.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was in Vegas this weekend and look who I ran into at Wet Republic… The Crow. I can’t lie Nik with all the work she has done she looks good in person. She was really cool to me and honestly I would bang her given the opportunity. My favorite DC.

Click Here to see what she use to look like.- nik