The DIRTY ARMY Victory Party AT 1-Oak In Las Vegas

July 18, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 0


Las Vegas this Saturday, July 19 —, myself and the DIRTY ARMY will be celebrating our First Amendment victory. The United States 6th Circuit Court of Appeals has granted us Immunity. (You can’t sue me bitches). So we are going to party so hard this weekend in Las Vegas. And yes, I will be accepting my award at 1 Oak at the Mirage as the ‘King of the Internet’. Bring your babies, I will kiss them!- nik

**The DIRTY ARMY shall rise this weekend!!! And swim in every fountain they see fit!!!**

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Hands on Everyone’s Husbands

July 17, 2014 Dallas 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: This slut is sucking cock for $20 a pop out of Jaguars in Dallas! She is “dating” a few guys and they all have wives. She is a dirty skank who has to wear shorts on stage to cover her ” allergic reaction to starch” that only appears on her crotch, has bumps on her tongue and around her asshole, and will do just about anything for a dollar. She is spreading drd all over Dallas, and gets pregnant on purpose every time she gets a boyfriend. The worst part is she lives with her grandparents and makes them pay all the bills so she can afford her coke habit. This bitch is NASTY! So bad she has to get her uterus removed, and flat out says she doesn’t mind getting the cl** because it can be cured.

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Better Than Adderall

July 16, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 301

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

**Click here to buy over the counter Adderall**

FYI: This is my personal opinion and individual results may vary. I always advise you consult with your physician first.

**Now that I got the legal fun out of the way… Click here to buy over the counter Adderall.**


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A Concerned Father

July 16, 2014 Dallas, Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 358



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so my ten year old son is in love with Dan Bilzerian on Instagram, he idolizes the guy.  All he and his friends talk about is Dan, like he is some type of superhero.  I have no clue how he can relate to someone that much older than him.  He has been getting into so much trouble because he is being mean to all the little girls in our neighborhood.  He treats them really bad and basically expects them to be his slave.  If they don’t do what he says, he basically kicks them out of the neighborhood crew and they are left without any friends.  The phone calls I’m fielding from neighbors are worse than telemarketers.  Now he is sharing cartoons of Dan to every kid on the block.  These cartoons are from another 7 year old boy on Instagram.  I’ve grounded my son from all social media for the summer and now he hates his Dad.  Thanks Dan.

It’s only a matter of time until all 7 to 10 year-old boys are doing blow and banging hookers thanks to Instagram.- nik

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Jordan Hanna Believes She Is A Real Model

July 15, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 103

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who doesn’t know Jordan Hanna in Dallas…wanna be model that f*cks anything in sight. She wasn’t cut out to be a fashion model so now she’s on track to being a fitness model except the fact that she cant make the cut for that either. She uses guys for their money and goes around from guy to guy when she’s tired of them. This is by far the biggest hoe in Dallas!

You can tell those real boobs are super saggy.- nik

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These Two Need To Call A Truce

July 14, 2014 Dallas 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, somebody tell these 2 broads to make a truce. They used to be friends and now bicker ridiculously back and forth on Facebook.  C-ho is the chick on the top row and D-ho is on the bottom. Neither one is fugly, but their Facebook drama is getting that way. Which one of these girls will throw in the towel and wave the white flag first? Place your bets.

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Chive Girl Danielle Lo Reads TheDirty

July 12, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, as you can see Danielle Lo is a fan of TheDirty… do you know how?  Because she went and did the right thing, nose before +2′s.  Gotta give it up to all the smart girls out there.

She still needs to get that mole removed. That is not a beauty mark, it looks more like a fungus.- nik

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Wants to find Love

July 11, 2014 Dallas 28

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dallas, this is Brittani Olesky. She can be found on various dating sites like “POF” and “Match”. Interestingly enough finding a “normal relationship” was not enough for this walking drd. Brit wanted to get paid to screw old men, while carrying on a intimate partnership. Do not be fooled by her cute innocent antics and child like demeanor. My friend dated her for a short time, they hit it off great, he fell for her quick only to be shocked when first she told him she had herpes. Well if that was the only downfall of this snake that would be one thing, she can also be found on seeking arrangment. yes, odd enough she lives with her parents so this little slime does $500 outcalls, while also working at boomerjacks in ft. worth. I find it sad these unknowing older men are paying for a life long drd. talk about a dirty hooker… watch out guys, shes on every dating website out there and actively looks for guys to latch onto. Oh and she will insist on having sex without a condom to top it off. SMH women these days!

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