I Finally Watched Leper’s “Work”

October 13, 2014 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 34

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, congratulations are in order for Leper! I just watched her porn for the first time.  Anyway, she has been cast as the lead actress in a very important PSA type video… Hold on, dang, sorry again, I’ve just received word from an unidentifiable source that Leper is starring in a “Self-Help” instructional video that may or may not have some public health concerns… I’ll have more on that as the story develops. What I do know is that she is one of the best “Method Actors” of all time. Ranking up there with Robert De Nero, Al Pacino and Jack Nicholson! Her acting is so on point that you will not be able to tell where her character’s persona starts and where the person known as Leper ends. Her portrayal of a used up, barred out, waste of oxygen fat-assed stripper was pure genius. I believe she may be some type of Artistic Savant… Before I go and ruin the film for everyone let me end by telling those of you who do take the 9 minutes away from your life to watch this film, know that you will come away with a much greater appreciation for your own life, no matter how poorly it may be at present. Somehow just watching and listening to Leper as she “acts” gives those of us who may think our lives are crap at the moment a new perspective in which to view our situation. I can’t put my finger on how she does it…like I said before; she just may be a Savant.

I think that trophy says 2002. Talk about a strong #TBT.- nik

 



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Wavy Yall

October 10, 2014 Dallas, Fort Worth 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Megan Lewis. She’s dilusional and sloppy, she’s engaged to Richard but still manages to do him dirty. She is obsessed with tech n9ne to a point where you question her sanity. She takes the most unflattering photos of herself  (which by the way 99% of her IG photos are throwbacks when she was younger and actually not overweight and ew), can’t keep a job for longer than a couple months at a time and apparently has no worries about her poor hygiene. She doesn’t take care of herself that’s why she ends up in the hospital for respitory problems and then takes photos of her hospital stay for pity. I worked with her at Olive Garden and I kid you not she has very obvious facial hair. Megan you should start taking care of yourself,  treat your man right and stop fishing for attention. Please and thank you!



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Scum Bag Club Owner Is A Cheater

October 9, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 119

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to let everyone what a creeper this guy is. He is the owner of LEVU and married with kids, but still parties like a rockstar and cheats on his wife (Veronica Adri). ‘How do I know’ you ask? Well, the last time we were at LEVU (after closing time) he insisted on me to come to the VIP bathroom with him and “do a bump”. I didn’t feel comfortable with that as I don’t get into that style of “partying” but my girlfriend does so she did. I started to get worried after they were in there for over 30mins and started knocking on the door (I was ready to go hm)…the door soon opened and he darted out of there and disappeared. I asked my girlfriend what happened in there and she told me that they were having sex. She did not know that he is married and I let her know. I have other friends that have slept with him and I think that is just horrible. I have met his wife on several occasions and she is an absolute sweetheart and I just feel so bad for her and makes me wonder if she just turns a blind eye. VERONICA, YOUR HUSBAND IS A CHEATING A$$HOLE HONEY! I have seen it first hand!

If you marry a club owner, you marry the lifestyle and the deep v-neck.- nik



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Kaitlyn Mason Is No Longer A Girl

October 8, 2014 Dallas 65

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, a few years back Kaitlyn was posted a bunch of time for being the dumb young girl she was… well fast forward a few years and now you have one beautiful woman.  She has turned her life around and seems like she learned from all her mistakes she mad when she was young.  I credit TheDirty for waking her ass up.



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Lindsey Hogue

October 8, 2014 Dallas 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: This snob thinks she deserves the world and she doesn’t even work! How does she support a child? Well she lives off of her parents and whatever she gets from child support. I am sure all of DFW has some dirt on this hoe.



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Amber Is The Ultimate Cleat Chaser

October 7, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 28

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Amber Leigh Hartman. She lives in Dallas and prides herself on sleeping with athletes. She is a SUPERFAN. She has been blasted on many sites…Her entire life is dictated around “sports” when really it is just a way of meeting these athletes. She not only sleeps with majority of the team she also goes after guys with wives and girlfriends. She is a nasty sneak girl. She has season passes to the Cowboys every year. The only thing she has going is she has blonde hair, which probably isn’t even natural, What do you think?

I like her strategy — bring the ugly friends to help your personal stock.- nik



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“The Hulk” Is A Liar And Just Want To Have Sex With You

October 7, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 97

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is “The Hulk” (Kevin Washington) sponsored by MHP. Anyone in the fitness industry will know who this guy is. He is nothing but a liar that will tell any and every girl what they want to hear to get them to sleep with him or get naked pics. He has been kicked out of multiple gyms for taking girls to the back to take pics of them. He promises them he will train them and get them seen in the fitness industry. He name drops fitness clebs he knows to make his story believable. Ladies watch out this guy will lie to get what he wants. No girl would ever give you the time of day if they did not know who you are, your a joke. This guy is ridiculous.

I heard fanny packs are making a comeback. Seriously.- nik



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Arian Foster Messed Up Big Time

October 6, 2014 Dallas, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty 113

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its crazy how we call some women Dream Killers because they really are.  Here is another prime example.  Arian Foster was the BEST running back in the NFL… until he started messing with this stupid b*tch that he knocked up… last 2 seasons have been beyond disappointing for him and the only thing that changed in his life… was this blonde gold diggin bimbo… so guys, focus on life, bang chicks, just don’t be to serious with them or get them prego.

Wear condoms… there is nothing wrong with having a Golden Ticket (magnum) in your back pocket at all times.- nik



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