Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Thank You Nik, I Really Owe You

May 5, 2013 Cellan, Dallas, GCBx, The Dirty 0 104,463 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off, I want to thank you for always being honest with us girls… even when we don’t want to hear the truth. I want to share my story in hopes of motivating other women to get healthy like me. In May of 2011 I graduated from college with my high school sweetheart, we were suppose to get married but shortly after we graduated, I came to find out he was cheating on me with my bestfriend. It devastated me, broke my heart and sent me into deep depression ever since. I don’t trust men and never will again. I stopped caring about my body and gained over 60 pounds. It got so bad, that I refused to take any pictures of myself… I was beyond disgusted. New Years Eve while all my friends were partying, I stayed at home and ate myself to sleep. When I woke up, I realized I need to stop with the self pity and get my sh*t together. So that is when I took that picture of my belly, I printed it out and placed pictures all over my apartment, put that photo as the background on my phone and computer to make me realize how fat and nasty I was. I got a gym membership and went online to order some Cellan because of how everyone was having such great results with it last summer. I saw the company had a new product called GCBx before you started pushing it and since Dr. Oz is such a believer in Green Coffee Bean and the natural fat burner it is, I decided to order that. I just completed by 3rd bottle and have lost over 40 pounds. I feel after the 4th bottle I will be back to myself. I will send pictures in a month and help motivate other women like me. There is hope, just a bit of cardio and GCBx and the right diet… anyone can do it. Thank you Nik for being in my life without actually being in my life. I know the flack you get must be tough, but I’m a huge supporter in your tough love.

My main concern is if you have ITG or not? Please share that with us when you submit next month. Great work!- nik

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**Ladies please send me before and hot after pictures so I can share with everyone. And detail your results**



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Will Leper Ever Break Her Cycle

May 3, 2013 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 23 88,436 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so good old Leper got arrested again.  I’d still hit it.

Looks like the rehab rumors were really just rumors.- nik



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Since You Have Super +2 Spotting Ability

May 1, 2013 Dallas 19 8,544 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Since you are the master, I need you to solve this +2s mystery for me. Fake or is it just some superstuffed bra? This chicks instagram is playing tricks on my mind. I dont even know what is real anymore, pull me from drowning in this sea of confusion and shed some light on these funbags Nik?!

Send in a pic with her belly included.  Looks like they could just be table tops.- nik



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His Way Or The Highway

April 30, 2013 Dallas 4 6,218 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is one of the biggest con artists in Dallas. His name is Trey Figaroa. He acts like he has all this money but really he just lives at his mommy’s house and drives her car. He will make you fall in love with him because he knows his way around words but be careful because he will lie, cheat, and give you drd. He acts like nothing is ever his fault and is nothing but a chauvinistic pig. He has assault charges against him as well as other shit. He will use you and take your money then drop you like yesterdays trash. Ladies of Dallas beware. DO NOT FALL INTO HIS TRAP.



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Redneck Heaven

April 30, 2013 Dallas 1 10,300 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: this nik is a very dirty girl. jayme kay wilkson catch her on facebook she goes by jaymee kayy something we call a homie hopper.
she works a red neck heaven fortworth an has sat on more laps the the inni 500. she has no respect for her self she sends guy,customers naked picture so they pay her bill.. she a slur,, she might as well be a stripper any any everyone has already seen everything she got . she flauhnts her self at men for attention when she has a man. an her man has ababy on the way, an left a good girl for a trash whore..and the other girlin the pitcure is just as bad tabitha carrole . ugh they disscuse me

She’s very affectionate towards that pole…does she strip?- nik



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What Leper Could Have Been

April 29, 2013 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 27 92,193 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I remembered her from the pageant, just got some DVD’s from my grandma from the pageant.. It was Miss Texas USA Teen 2003, I thought she was so pretty.  She was nice, but kinda weird.  She talked about how she was pretty but worked at Burger King because she didn’t want people to think she was better than them, wtf happened to her.

Ever person has that moment in life that shifts their reality forever. Leper made the wrong turn… always go left.- nik



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