Kelly Helleson Loves Performing Cavity Searches

July 3, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 40


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so police officer Kelly Helleson pulled over 2 women for a cigarette butt being thrown out of a car and smelling a bit of weed so she decided to give them both an intense cavity search but luckily it was done in front of the dash cam. She lost her job and only got 2 years probation for it, but if it was a man doing this, I feel like he would have gone to jail for a very long time. Why do girls get treated different from men when they hold the same job/position?

Lesbian.- nik

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Olesha Ferrari Is So Hungry For Attention It’s Disgusting

June 30, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 222



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl announced on her instagram months ago that she was prego and all the creeps stopped liking her pictures and writing all these comments about how hot and sexy she is.  Well, she couldn’t take it and decided to start posting near naked pictures and her huge prego stomach.  Like lady, that is cool to share with family, but to let every weirdo on the net see it is very disturbing.

Are we positive she is pregnant? The side fat rolls are throwing me off.- nik

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My Girlfriend Has The Biggest Feet Ever

June 29, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 315


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriend is 5’9 and I have one big issue with her.  I stand at 6’8 so I have always dated girls that are atleast 5’7 or taller.  When I first met my girl, I never thought I’d date her since my friends and I use to make fun of how big her feet are, she can fit into a mens size 15 with no issue, like we called her Big Foot the whole time.  But now that we are taking things very serious and I’m head over heels in love with her, but her huge ass feet bother the sh*t out of me, its like almost disturbing.  Do you know if there is any type of surgical procedure to fix big feet.  I’ve been researching and have found some doctors in China who can break the bone and remove parts of the foot to make it smaller.  Have you heard of this procedure and do you recommend it?  I feel like this issue is preventing us from marriage.

I feel like it would be cheaper to find another soulmate.- nik

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Give it up Jason Burgeois

June 26, 2014 Dallas 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell this 30k douche millionaire to retire the Dallas party scene already. It’s embarrassing to see him out every night considering he’s good friends with my dad. Everyone has a different story about him because he lies about his identity all the time. He used to live at jaguars and other grungy strip clubs combing strippers he could give them a better life, but after sleeping with them he’s on the the next. He’s dating a 20 year old who looks 15 and she’s only staying with him because she has his drd.

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Denton Creep

June 26, 2014 Dallas, Denton 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nick delossantos thinks he’s this awesome MAN yet he has no job, lives at home with mommy and daddy, no car and is 29 years old! What the hell are you doing with your life?! He’s probably the biggest creep in Denton or wherever else he goes trying to pull every girl he sees! He is the most disgusting human! Has slept with over 300+ if u have sex with him you get nasty ass bacterial infections! Let’s say disgusting! Who wants those! Has a sex problem! Can’t commit one fcking bit! Likes to fck around with 18 year Olds, oh and thinks he still in the college life! Grow the fuck up old man! Quit trying to be this womanizer we all know you suck at!

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Women Beater Kyle Buckelew

June 25, 2014 Dallas 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this piece of shit Kyle Buckelew has been on here before but now he is exposed for the real low life he truly is. He almost killed my friend in Austin and i am done with him running his mouth about her and trying to play the victim and bash her name all over town. What a “man” people don’t get INDICTED on a felony charge for lack of evidence. He is a six time felon and thinks he can get away with anything. His time has run out and it is time everyone knows exactly how dangerous he is to woman behind closed doors. he is now finally facing consequences of his actions for once in his life in public and in court. Let this be a public announcement to stay clear of this crazy low life.

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Chloe Christian has no Morals

June 25, 2014 Dallas 30


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is everything that is seriously vile, disgusting, and dirty. She is pure trash, is a bartender, and lives with her dad in an apartment, probably blows him on the reg too. She’s never been to college but always tries to act smart and its pretty hilarious. She is an alcoholic who will give it up to you after only one drink, if you ask nicely. She is the biggest puck slut in Dallas who is obsessed with Tyler Seguin and what’s worse is she thinks people hate on her because of her looks. Sorry dumb b*tch, people hate on you because you are a cum dumpster who will get on your knees for any guy no matter how nasty or ugly or broke. She constantly compares herself to Olivia Wilde which is hilarious considering she’s just a trailer park slut. This girl has the saggiest tits ever too. Haha

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Pamela Jones Is Not The Best Role Model

June 23, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 26


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pamela Jones is a teacher at DeSoto’s alternative high school. She’s 35, married and has four kids. She works for Athletes for Change, whose mission to “provide exceptional role models” to young people. And what a role model she is, she apparently has slept with 3, 16 year old boys at different times, even leaving her 4 children in her car, so she could have sex with one of the kids inside the house… its so weird how common this is now that it barely gets any media coverage.

Teachers are the new Creepers.- nik

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