THE DIRTY ARMY: Where do I even begin?… I got to say it’s a bit cliche and redundant to start off this post by saying: “Everyone meet *insert name here*!” and quickly go into blast mode without giving this bitch a proper introduction. So I want to be fair and give this sad waste of flesh the attention she put upon herself. One thing that I find pretty pathetic is when some people are so quick to pull out the sympathy card and expect everyone to feel sorry for them, knowing that they were in the wrong when it comes to something that is a serious situation. When you are a grown ass adult you got to face certain shit that you put yourself into and own up to them and take full responsibility of your careless actions because if you can’t even do that then you just pretty much failed at life. With that said I would like to introduce you to Shea Finstead aka Sheabaybay aka Xanax Queen aka Bertha the Beluga Whale. So last year around November this broad came out with this idea to tell this guy that she was fucking around with that she was 14 weeks pregnant and needed money for an abortion so she could get money to spend it on drugs and, he did exactly what she requested for not knowing her devious plot. So when news traveled back to him on what she did he was pissed and probably wanted to put the bitch in a choke hold. I mean could you blame him? Well…No one believed she was pregnant after the stunt she pulled and because she was posting pics of her clubbing, drinking and, smoking weed who in their right minds would think she is pregnant? She posted pics of her drinking and doing drugs knowing that she was pregnant. Along with texting mutual friends if they knew of anyone that had Xanax and other hardcore drugs to get fucked up on. So tell me why this bitch announced her pregnancy last Friday stating that she just found out that she is 5 months pregnant and had no clue that she was. So I didn’t believe it! Just a f weeks ago she was out drinking. I thought maybe it was her way to get attention. So I kid you not 4 days later she gives birth to her daughter Lyric and posted pics of her. So some of her smart friends questioned her and said “I thought you were 5 months?” and of course she lies and said she was further along then she expected. Well this Beluga Whale knew she was well over 5 months pregnant and reason why I know is because she posted a picture of her getting ready to party a just 2 weeks ago saying “It’s called having a glow!” It’s very common for expecting mothers to glow when their pregnant. The girl has always been fat and wasn’t ashamed to wear short shorts where her inner thighs were raping one another as the hail damage imprinted between those nasty thighs. So it’s easy to say that she didn’t know she was pregnant because she’s always been big. It’s easy to hide. Bitch is just ratchet. Oh! Before I forget…To all her clueless dumbass friends that are about to stick up for her let me tell you that there are 3 sides to every story and though you may be naive to the fact that Bertha is a terrible person just know that her not knowing that she was pregnant was all a cover up because she didn’t want anyone to call her out on her drug use while being pregnant once her daughter was born. I truly believe that she was getting fcked up to get rid of the baby because that’s who much of a low-life this heifer is. I mean she even was trying to “workout” to lose the baby by running on a treadmill and if you knew Shea you know that bitch doesn’t run unless their is food around the corner or if there is a pill to pop to get fucked up on. So Shea if you are reading this I want you to know that I know your game and you aren’t fooling no one but yourself. Do right by your daughter because if you don’t it will come back to you. You are not just a untrustworthy bitch but just a terrible person in general. You got a long road ahead of you and, I only feel sorry for your child. She didn’t ask to come into this world. You knew you were pregnant so stop with the bullshit bitch and while you’re at it start wearing clothes that fit! Your a mother now!
Its called photoshop, not a glow.- nik