Lexie Marlow Is So Hot

September 19, 2014 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 82


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lexie Marlow needs some love. She is not easy to sleep with and doesn’t take gifts for intercourse. Don’t let the chest fool you. She is all class.

Sure she is. Why does she keep forcing her +2′s together… that’s not a good sign.- nik

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She Really Hates Tattoos

September 19, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 98


THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik. So I discovered this facebook page. Called tattoo-free(and happy) not sure where the creator of this page lives. But apparently she or he has hate for anyone with tattoos. And they are making their opinion known. Saying things like everyone with tattoos are criminals and should be locked up. Had a bad upbringing, bad parents, unemployed, the list goes on. I ask. Who does this? This angers me!!!

Facebook is an evil website.- nik

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What do you Make of This

September 18, 2014 Dallas 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy started messaging me on okcupid, mind me I’m 21 and he’s in his mid thirties. I kindly told him I am not interested and he got pretty aggressive to say the least. This guy is in the army with two kids and on his profile it says that he is a “Christian”. I am beyond disgusted and repulsed to say the least. Everyone needs to know about this pig.

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This Is Why Rachel Can’t Get A Good Man

September 16, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 82

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. Rachel has been posted on here before for having the worst REFUND gap ever. That still has not changed, but she needs to be posted again for other reasons. She recently had a baby with some sketchy ass dude that she barely even knew. Before that, she used to work at 3rd base (Wild Pitch is its current name) as a bartender. She would always take pictures with half of her forehead cut off and her sh!tty boob job. I don’t know if this is to get her ginormous head out of the picture (get some bangs already!!) or to get her boobs IN the picture. Rachel, we know your tricks, but the creepy guys still like it. Anyways, she just posted a status that I had to screen shot and laugh at. RACHEL. You choose douche bags because look at what you used to do/want to continue doing! When you post pictures like that, you are saying to guys come and get it, basically. The guys that you attract are going to be like that because no decent guy is going to want to go out with some girl that posts the sh!t you do. I love all the comments on the status too that are saying “You are such a great person, idk why you attract those kinds of guys”. Get a grip. And we can see the baby in that cropped picture of you…. why did you have to crop her out? BTW Nik, do you know of any great plastic surgeons in the Dallas area that can fix her now saggy REFUND gap?

I don’t see a REFUND Gap in this image.- nik

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Marcus Grodd Is A Cheater

September 14, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met Marcus in Dallas not knowing he had filmed Bachelor in Paradise (so clearly he was engaged but it wasn’t aired yet). He proceeded to give me drinks so I couldn’t drive and offered a guest room. He went down on me, and tried to have anal sex (clearly so he wouldn’t feel like he was cheating) but I fought him off. Marcus Grodd is a liar and cheater. He is the typical Dallas due he. Lacy Faddoul- RUN!

That yellow doesn’t look good on her. It makes her arms look elongated.- nik

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Marcus Grodd is a Cheater

September 12, 2014 Dallas 14

THE DIRTY ARMY: I met Marcus Grodd while out in Dallas, not knowing he had finished filming Bachelor in Paradise. I was clueless who he was, but he’s the typical Dallas deuche. He cheated on Lacy….. He offered his friends extra room, and proceeded to give me drinks to try and hook up with him. Hes a total liar and clearly had already proposed to Lacy, but that didn’t air until Mondays finale. Lacy should know the truth. Run! He’s a liar and cheater!

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The AR Mystery Has Been Solved

September 12, 2014 AR Mystery, Boston, Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Roadmen. Some people get confused and think it’s Arielle Reitsma but the truth is they were twins separated at birth. They both refuse to acknowledge this fact and keep saying their twin is a Catfish.  Done solved.

My money says Amanda Roadmen looks like a real life Danny DeVito.- nik

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The New Shah Of Sunset

September 12, 2014 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, some girl named Marbel Banda replaced Lilly on Shahs of Sunset. I guess she is from Texas also. I don’t understand why they try to cast the ugly Persian girls for this show? Anybody know the 411 on her?

Marbel is still better looking than the rest of the shims on that show.- nik

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