Dallas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Dara Thinks She’s God’s Gift To This Earth

November 13, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 63


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Dara S from DFW. She thinks she is the hottest girl around. She also thinks that she’s a righteous Christian… but last I checked God frowned upon sleeping around, popping pills, and drinking everyday. This chick is like all the others that brag about getting old men to buy their drinks and pay their bills. So I gotta know, Nik, is Dara S as hot as she thinks??

She looks like a Carnival Clown…you can tell she smells like mold from all the fake layers of skin.- nik

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Has Leper Finally Turned It Around

November 12, 2014 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, has Kelli FINALLY commited to the sober life?? She looks great in the pics with her latest captain save a hoe used to date the now fatass Kolby (Lep’s old BFF) well I wish her the best and hope somehow she REALLY COMMITS herself into being a changed woman! With a mile long felony record she has now not sure how she can ever find a decent job.  What do you think Nik?

Why does that BeBe shirt look like it’s from 1997? Until Leper has a child, she will never grow up.- nik

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Aaron Martin The 30k Millionaire

November 12, 2014 Dallas 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Aaron Martin. I’ve known this A-hole for about 2 years and I can say without a doubt he’s the douchiest new 30K millionaires in Dallas.This guy jumps from one low level job to the next (even waiting tables) to support his drug habit. And if he’s not selling them, he’s doing them. Although he has no job skills he acts like he’s better than everyone and spends most of his time shit talking others. He’s constantly talking about how he’s making thousands and thousands of dollars with his multi-level marketing scams, yet he’s always broke, driving around is a shit ride. I’ve seen him trying to grab tables around Dallas hoping that will persuade some dumb chicks to sit with him. He wears shirts two sizes too small but I’m guessing that because he spend all his cash on his bottle service? He’s constantly drunk and has the most Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde personalty you’ve ever seen thanks to years of steroid abuse. Almost all the people I know that we used to work with refuse to talk to him anyone because of his violent flip outs. And the people that do still kick it with him only do so they can get free drugs from him. This guy needs to be put on blast, Nik. Someone needs to put this 30k millionaire douche bag in his place.

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Kris Trevino is at it again

November 12, 2014 Dallas 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I cannot believe this asshole is at it again… and im sorry Desirae but you are too pretty and too cool to have this happen to you and your child any longer. With this toolbags track record of beating women nearly unconcious, and spreading herpes around Dallas, he is now, once again, back at the cheating. He has been screwing 2 girls that I know of (because they are both friends of mine)every second he gets away from his babies mother that he possibly can (and I dont know him well so im sure many more) and telling them that him and his girlfriend are broken up or are in the process of a break up(or just that she and the baby dont exist). Well while they believed the lies this sociopath was feeding them I never did. I just checked His poor girlfriends facebook and she is talking about how they are closing on a house together in November….even hashtagged power couple…. Obviously they are still together. This is sad, and I am sticking up for women everywhere by posting this pig. How could you have a baby at home and go fuck women behind your spouses back? Maybe the Dirty can shed more light on this fucker. I had to blow off steam. Im out. Fuck men.

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Heather Little

November 10, 2014 Dallas, Texas 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Heather Michelle Little is the most conceded, selfish, whore in all of Texas! Her social media posts are nothing but Sophie’s talking about how pretty she is. She sleeps with anyone who will buy her a drink, and basically sleeps around to get rides to town to town. She has a daughter who she never sees and lies about why she doesn’t have her. She gave one of my friends and drd, and is an alcoholic and a drug addict. She has a new boyfriend every two weeks, and thinks she’s hot shit when clearly she’s not.

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This girl is Psycho

November 10, 2014 Dallas 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok. So I don’t even know where to start with this one right here. This flat chested twin peaks girl is absolutely crazy. She thinks she is the hottest girl at work but look at that big ol honker. Hahahah She smokes so much pot she sounds like an airhead and has no value whatsoever. She’s a Facebook warrior she will Facebook stalks people boy or girl and will have her friends harass you for no reason. Stay away from this ex m*th head at ALL cost. What do you think Nik?

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Andrea Haas Pearson – Racing Success

November 10, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 94

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Andrea is on a fast track for success. She borrowed $800 from me to pay for her dress to attend modeling event promising that she would return it back in a month. It’s been 8 months with no news. I have asked her 100 times and she tends to ignore my messages and calls, I wanted to report so that people are aware of her behavior. She borrows money from people to buy expensive clothes and jewelry.

Can she even fit in a Ferrari?- nik

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Monica Victoria Ortiz

November 5, 2014 Dallas, Fort Worth 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Monica Victoria Oritz ! She is a 35 year old washed up stripper who got fired from every club she ever worked at for sleeping with the staff or starting drama. She LOVES to talk sh*t online and behind a screen. Instead of taking care of her 4 kids (literally 4 KIDS she has a teenage son, teenage daughter, twin sons who all but the daughter are in full custody of the Dads care) she runs around DFW talking sh*t about anyone she can. She is a COMPULSIVE LIAR who LIES about everything. Monica has lived with multiple older men she meets at the strip club because she has no where to go cause her Mom is a pill head and wants nothing to do with her neither does any of the childrens father. She has lost custody of all her kids but one her daughte, and she is such a terror and is already out smoking weed and having sex at 14 !! She lives with her customers and when you see her in public she wont say ANYTHING TO your face when confronted. I was out for dinner when I ran into her and confronted her and she ran to the security guard like the little keyboard warrior she is! She lives with her customer (Sugar Daddy) and when he is not home or around she texts another guy whom also has a girlfriend. Karma is real Monica ! How cute is her mugshot? Classy and such a good mother! Keep it up! I have found other mugshots but we will save the best for last

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