Dallas | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Jeans That Create The ITG

October 22, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this just seems like something TheDirty would get a kick out of.  Had me cracking up and thought I’d share.  What do you think?

Do they come in a 4 inch?- nik

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Keisha Kimball Is A Scam

October 21, 2014 Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand why everyone in Hollywood is so blind? Us Dallas folks know the truth. Keisha loves black guys and has had 4 plastic surgery procedures. Don’t be fooled DA!

Her elbows have always bothered me.- nik

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Brooklyn Needs A Refund

October 21, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 45


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Brooklyn Ferreira the fakest phoninest butch ever made. Mommy and daddy buy her everything even those poorly done boobs. She swears up and down she loves god and what not bitch please you’re a wh*re and you’ve had more boyfriends and sexual partners then you do brain cells in your head. Bitch is fried on I tan and the gym. Nik, tell us all what you think of those 2′s!!

How did that body win a fitness contest? I don’t get it.- nik

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8 Belles Will Always Be Your Champion Horse Nik Richie

October 21, 2014 8 Belles, Dallas, Dirty Horses, The Dirty 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I did some research into the glory days of 8 Belles. She will always be your champion horse Nik Richie. No surgery can change how special she was.

Yes, 8 Belles was a strong thoroughbred.- nik

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Jessica Lei? Nope, Just Another Creeper With A Fake Profile

October 21, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 30

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ll refer to this “Jessica Lei” character as “Creep.” I guess one could applaud Creep on successfully fooling 4,000+ facebook friends day in and day out. The pictures are being stolen from a Swedish blogger named “Isabelle Stromberg.” A quick search for that name on facebook will reveal roughly ten or so fake pages. I couldn’t help but notice Creep never shows location when posting, never checks in anywhere, has zero pictures of being in Dallas, and zero tagged pictures from people in Dallas. She also supposedly works at Hollister, yet can afford to be at a different beach every weekend. I can only assume the profile is being run by some douche club promoter considering all Creep posts are events in Dallas. Let’s report “Jessica Lei’s” page and put Creep (at least temporarily) out of commission! Who knows what kind of person is running the page.

I really need to suck it up and move to Sweden already.- nik

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Gabby Kerr Before

October 17, 2014 Dallas 39

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. This is Gabby Kerr. I saw she was as posted on here earlier. She was actually pretty before she shaved half her head and decided to put metal all in her face. She actually looks normal here. I can’t believe she is 18. I would never let my daughter take pictures like this, but maybe she is a model.

Also See: Gabby Kerr

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Can You Believe Brandi Gober Is Only 28

October 16, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 127


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to work with Brandi Gober at mens club and I saw she was recently posted, and everything in that post was spot on. The girl is a wannabe portapotty but she’s so bipolar no one can stand her. Some poor guy proposed to her and apparently she robbed him blind like all her other exes. And she will be sure to tell you everything about her exes…she’s literally obsessed with her dentist ex and I’m sick of hearing the same story over and over. You’d think from all the weed she smokes that would calm her down, but this girl literally needs horse tranquilizers to take her down from one of her drunken rampages. Her family situation is horrendous – her mother was a stripper and spent time in prison for selling pills and it seems like Brandi is following in her footsteps. She’s always name dropping and posing with expensive stuff but she is so broke she has random men pay her credit bills. Brandi Gober is on probation for her 4th DWI so feel free to notify her probation officer. She’s always meddling in other people’s business when she needs to reevaluate her own life. Believe it or not this chick is only 28… she looks like she’s turning 42 this year. Have fun being the Delusional Queen of Dallas Brandi, you’ve earned it.

If I had to guess her age from these images = a generous 38.- nik


Delusional Queen Of Dallas

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Kimberly Looks Like a Boy

October 16, 2014 Dallas, Wichita 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is Kimberly aka Starr. She is one of the nastiest and most stuck up girls I’ve ever met. She thinks she’s so hot & every guy wants her but maybe that would change if she stopped offering to have sex with guys for $150 like she offered to my boyfriend and one of his other friends. Um i can’t even tell if she’s really a girl. She doesn’t even need a training bra. I thought strippers were supposed to have at least some kind of t*ts? Either I missed the memo or the club she works at is desperate for girls.

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