Jazmine Hopkins

August 12, 2014 Dallas 21


THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok DA this piece of work is Jazmine Hopkins originally from the boondocks in Harker Hieghts Texas, but like to venture out into the big D to get her some swingin’ dicks to pay her bottleratting habits (and sometimes get her kids clothes). Jazmine doesn’t seem to understand that getting schlitzed everyday before noon is a sign of being an alcoholic. In fact, despite being arrested over DUIs and PIs, she will still throw a huge hissyfit if you tell her she might have a drinking problem. Despite all of that, Jazmine likes to golddig for any guy dumb enough to pay for her drinks for awhile and possible help her watch her kids. You can always find her at any bar looking extra ‘approachable’ and never turning down a free drink. But she seems to have a pattern of ending up stealing from them and banging their friends afterwards. However poor Jazmine just quit escorting under the name Rachel Revolver” due to ‘health concerns’. I wonder what kind of health hazards might arise in the sex industry?

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Dallas’ Favorite Couple Might Take Your Girlfriend Or Boyfriend Home

August 11, 2014 Dallas 24


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure these two have made it on here before. If not- here you guys go. Jason and Ashley are a joke and seriously need to be called out. They run around Dallas every night doing blow in public and taking home girls. I heard they are also swingers and in an open relationship. They spend hundreds of dollars on drugs and alcohol but neither of them work. Does anybody know where they get all this money? Ashley is probably a hooker and they just pretend to be in a relationship. Nobody likes them and they look like morons. By the way, the 30 year age difference? You two aren’t fooling anybody! Please get out of the Dallas night life scene and go to Vegas were you two belong. I can’t wait for the comments on this!

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Cake Face Cheater Valeria Bailey

August 11, 2014 Dallas 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Valeria Bailey. This cake face bitch likes to do coke and f*ck our coworkers at Time Warner or randoms she meets when she says she’s with the girls. She loves to cheat on her man. She’s slept with our disgusting coworker during her Vegas trip. This bitch needs to grow the fuck up and take care of her family. Be a women She close your legs. Everyone at work pretends to like her. Little does she know we all talk about how pathetic she is and it’s only a matter of time until her husband finds out. Bitch needs to grow the f*ck up and take care of her kids and start acting like a wife. Everyone at work pretends to like her. Little does she know we all talk about how pathetic she is and it’s only a matter of time until her husband finds out.

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Tin Room Dance Manager

August 11, 2014 Dallas 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, joey Sandino, manager at the Tin Room (oldest dancer ever) is as low as the scumbags come. He is the nicest person to your face, if u have meth or GHB he can mooch off of you, or if u attend elementary or middle school ( sorry high school kids, your just too old). He used to date a very good friend of mine for a little under a year. In that time my friend supported him financially and for over a year and a half after they broke up, still gave him money anytime he needed it. So when my friend had to be rushed to Parklands E.R. recently for liver failure, he asked joey to watch the house and dog. Joey gladly said he would seeing as how he was homeless and living at the bath houses. The first day joey was there, my friends current bf went by the house to check up, and joey was g’d out and there was some little blonde boy rummaging thru the house. The next day the responsibility was given to a real friend, but not before prescription drugs, underwear, prada sunglasses, and several irreplaceable items all worth $2500 were admittedly stolen by joey Sandino. It’s been over 3 months now and not only will joey not return any calls or stolen items, he banned my friend from going to tin room. My friends feelings are hurt doesn’t want to do anything about it just wants to let him get away with it. I want everyone to know what kind of person joey is…. A crackhead thief who likes sex with children.

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Shay Brynn Does Need God In Her Life

August 10, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 24


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I agree with the last OP. How could any mother have guns tattoo’d on their body and go to pool parties all week? Grow up Shay!

Maybe she is looking for a man? Just look for the guy with the biggest bottle.- nik

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This Clown Needs A Mirror

August 10, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this clown Ashley is a queen of filters and photoshop the scary part is she looks like she has a mustache! Please tell this loser to learn how to do her makeup! Her lashes look like nasty scary spiders and her face in reality looks like shit! Sorry this bitch needs to be put on blast.

Must be an OG Courtney Stodden fan.- nik

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Better Than Adderall

August 8, 2014 ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 348

I have been testing this product for a while now and it is LIMITLESS. It is the first ever over the counter Adderall (I am not supposed to be saying that, but I have to be honest). This stuff is better than Addies because it doesn’t give you the cracked out meth feeling associated with Adderall. Anyway, to make a long story short… I am 2 for 2 in the advancing life products department. DON’T BUY ADDERALL ILLEGALLY. If you want to focus, here is the safe solution that is actually better for you. Half of the white kids at UCI are taking this stuff and they are kicking the Asians asses. Buy one bottle and if you have ADD/ADHD you will love it!! And for you college kids who are “entrepreneurs” I JUST MADE YOU RICH!

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Liliana Martínez

August 7, 2014 Dallas 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Galicia here id Liliana Martínez aka Lily Mar as she like to be called. She’s a 35 yr old probably older than that hag who spends her time just partying and sloppy drunk all the time. She looks like she’s at least 45 from all those drugs and late nights. Poor lily she will never find a man if she keeps partying all the time. Looks like she’s another wanna be model. And look at the horrible photoshop making her look like she has a tiny waist. What a joke. Please lily stop being such a drunk drugged up whore before you look 60 yrs old by your next birthday!!!

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