Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Quintela Simmonds

April 11, 2013 Dartmouth, Halifax 85 10,629 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: K Nik, I have the best 1 ever for ya….. Meet QINTELA SIMMONDS! This girl has been known around my city by just about everyone.. She is a known prostitute/stripper, altho I don’t know who would wanna pay for sum chick who can’t even afford eyebrowz, she drawz em on with her eyeliner and she ready for the day! lol Quintela has 2 kids by 2 different babay daddys and got a new man who she thinkz she can force to be her baby daddy. This girl is full of ‘s and she even sleeps with her own cousins, it is DISGUSTING!! Even her own family can’t stand her, she is a hot mess and I’m really surprized that no 1 has put her up here yet, Dartmouth needs to be warned, she lovez to lay down with everyones boyfriend, me and her used to be friends but I definitly had enough and the truth needs to be told. Quintela is a horrible mother, and an even worse person, she is dirty and grimy and the world needs to know – STAY AWAY FROM THIS DIRT! Nik, you would get a kick outta watrching her stroll around like she’s the sh*t when everyone knows she aint worth nothing. Her man aint even from here so she lies to him about who she REALLY is, some day he will see with open eyez and leave her like all the rest did … This chick is reallly TOO much and needs to sit down like the mutt she is.

She uses a ‘fine tiped’ sharpie.  Just saying.- nik



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Nasty Hood Rat

February 27, 2013 Dartmouth, Halifax 102 7,527 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: heres the deal Nik, this is Kayla Hiltz of Dartmouth. She has got to be the nastiest b*tch that I’ve ever heard of. She got with her cousins ex,and told him “forever n a day” the DAY THAT she met him! then told a pregnant woman ” id knock the baby right out of u i swear to f*ck u pushed me to far” like what kind of sick f*ck does that. Like, cool say whatever you want but not about an unborn child. She acts like she is the toughest thing that there ever was but can’t step up when called out. One of those. She creeps online dating sites for young and nieve guys so that she can minipulate and lie to them like everyone else. She is the most unfaithhful b*tch I’ve ever known. Not to mention this b*tch can’t speak – at all! Nothing she says makes sence. But she has no job, so what more can you expect? She sits on Facebook all day acting like a child, instead of looking for a job. She lies about her age, sh*t! for all I know she is 30! The Halifax Area NEEDED to be warned!

Those eyebrows are something special.- nik



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Man Needs A News Flash

February 14, 2013 Dartmouth, Halifax 26 6,282 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this mutt here is Stephanie Amanda Claire also known as ‘Dartmouth’s Neanderthal’ yes, she is already on here. I had to put her up because she thinks she is a skinny sexy bitch when in reality, well you see the pics, I don’t really need to bash the girl any more. That being said she smells, like wash your body, she used to rank up the hallways in school… I could almost throw up thinking about it. My point is that someone needs to tell her man she is CHEATING on him and has been for a LONG time. I feel so sorry for the guy and I don’t even know him or why he stays with her, she fcks around on him a lot and I just don’t have the heart to tell the poor guy, so I’m hoping that you will post this so he can hear the truth about his babygirl. Who really isn’t as innocent as she pretends to be! I hate little sloots like her, ladies if you have a man and he is good to your legs should be wired shut. I just don’t get it Nik, I really don’t. She’ll see this and deny it but EVERYONE knows its true, when he’s not with her, she’s with someone else. One of these days she’s going to get some disease. Stephanie please shower and bathe more, maybe you wouldn’t smell like you do if you stopped letting everything get inside you. Gross. Stank pssy hoe!

Don’t be sorry, I see a chinstrap (and you know what that means).- nik



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Looking For Bobby

February 11, 2013 Dartmouth, Halifax 7 5,967 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I am just lonely and need to get laid…tried all the dating sites, my last fck buddy Berger said he gets lots of action here so I thought I would try – [removed]

I’m looking for the garbage pail.- nik



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Biggest Punk/Pedo In Dartmouth

February 1, 2013 Dartmouth, Halifax 114 5,506 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik as a favor to my buddy I let his sister’s boyfriend Calvin Wagness live at my house for a few months, turns out hes the biggest punk little bitch this planet has to offer. He will talk shit about beating somebody up but when they get in his face he lies to them about being mentally handicap but will play it off by saying “yeah I told him I wasn’t all there in the head and I’d fck him up” which isn’t true. I had my girlfriend and her friends over and he legit wanted me to let him rape one of her friends. Every time pills got brought into the house either to use to distribute the first thing out of this bitch’s mouth is “if I slip them into a girl’s drink will it make her pass out?”. A friend he has works and she asked him to get her some customers but he has a crush on her and gets all jealous and won’t let anybody make money off her, but will brag all day that he is a pimp while making $0.00. Cops showed up with one of the new owners of the building to make sure my buddy was moved out they caught him creeping in the empty apartment, he took the girls underwear. The new owner knew him and didn’t want him living here because of past encounters so she said he had to be gone that night or we both were going the next day, so he left and I let him keep things in my closet. then I needed the closet space like a month later so I cleaned out his shit to put in a corner so he could stop by and pick it up, but when I moved a box I seen that the pig had left about 6 2 liter bottles full of piss behind, so I threw out all his shit. He’s been texting me saying “you have till the 30th to pay me half a months rent back or you will know what it’s like to be out in the cold” he even gave me an address to where he used to live because he didn’t want me to know he lived up the street. I made this punk cry in my living room. When somebody told him he knew where I lived and to come get the money he replied by saying “I don’t do things your guys’ way”. Excuse us for being men. He lies about everything, even things he don’t need to lie about, it’s like he wants to live some fantasy thug life that he just ain’t cut out for. So if you see Calvin Wagness or Youngblood as he likes to call himself because he’s to much of a punk to use his real name, just keep walking, because chances are what he tells you is a lie. This loser isn’t worth two words. If he isn’t at the bus terminal hitting on 15 year old girls, he’s on POF trying to pick them up.

I believe him when he says “I’m not all there in the head”.- nik



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Ratchet Jordan

February 1, 2013 Dartmouth, Halifax 88 9,446 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jordan Melissa or Jordan O’tool, whatever you wanna call her. Is a straight dirty, ratchet, hoe. She has done numerous things with numerous guys. Best part is, she’s a junkie. She claims she’s not a whore and she don’t do drugs but yet she came back from Chester to Spryfield and started poppin pills, having sex with all these guys and put her “friends” business on blast, ended up gettin beat up by her aunt (I think it was) because of the pills and shit. She has no respect for herself nor other people, she just loves the attention and will do anything for it. She tries to blame her “hard life” on the shit that happened in Chester, supposedly guys slipped her stuff at a party once and she got addicted but yet when she was offered she’d say yes. Bitch got herself addicted. Also sayin because of guys slippin her stuff lead her to shoot up needles, like bitch please. She thinks shes all that but shes not even pretty, just tipical trash. This girl is 18 and still sittin in high school, don’t even got her grade 10 yet because instead of doing her English exam she was sittin in the bathroom shootin up. Who does that? Jordan O’tool of course. She can’t even stand up for herself has to get mommy to fight her battles! Shook bitch. Then her mom tries to say she’s a cop… Her mom works at Pizza Delight! LOLOL Nik this hoe really needs to be put in check, blames her addictions on everyone around her but the only one she should be blaming is herself. P.S. who wears those snap pants anymore!? LOL

Fried hair and bruises says it all.- nik



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