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SD Sloots

February 20, 2014 Davidson, San Diego 26

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tina “slutty” Strangefield and Ratchet” Rebecca Turner hahahahhaha These two dumb, beat, fcking anorexic, looking cunts think they can rave. They had no reason to be at LED. Fakes cant rave with us!!! You girls did do the drugs, yeah, but u are most definitely not even close to being considered true ravers. LED was your first rave, congrats!, now hang up the possibility of you two living that life style. YOU AINT, NOR NEVER WILL BE, rEADY TO LIVE LIFE. P.S. FCK CLAYTON FOSTER

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Ashley Venus

January 8, 2014 Dallas, Davidson 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley venus is on drugs! shes a musician and her songs make no sence. her most recent song “raised by wolves” is nothing more than overlapping vocals and repetitive guitar rifts. she will be the next ke$ha to “enter rehab” for a “eating disorder”. If you ever meet this girl the first thing she will say to you is “do you smoke”? this girl needs help shes nothing but a pot head.

Marilyn wouldn’t need photoshop.- nik

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Would You With Rachel

January 10, 2013 Davidson, Jersey 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, use to work with girl, I think she is a stripper in RI, anyways everyone thinks shes gorgeous and she acts so snobby, I dont see it, do you?

If she was any kinda decent someone woulda bought her +2′s by now.- nik

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What Is It With Angelina Jolie

November 20, 2012 Davidson, Fort Worth, Hollywood 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: I never understood what people see in Angelina Jolie.  I noticed she’s got a pretty weird body.  Her arms are too long and her upper torso seems too small.  Not to mention her veiny arms and forehead.  Looking for photos on the net now to illustrate this point I realised there aren’t any bikini shots so she seems to know it too.  Just wanted to know what someone like you, who has an eye for this things, thought of her?

Angelina’s face has always been her money maker. She is hype glorified.- nik

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Miss Beauty

January 3, 2011 Charlotte, Davidson, Would You? 8

Miss Beauty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I see her around all the time at college parties. She’s so beautiful in person and her personality is great, I don’t think I’ve heard one bad thing out her I know I would but would you??

Not getting enough gregs are we…why would you ever post yourself with that double lip line.- nik

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Stud Life

November 3, 2009 Davidson, Newport 5

Stud life

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is a straight up STUD just look at the hot chick on his arm.

I hate to break it too you but that is a man.  Look how huge all her features are.- nik

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Warriors Stephen Curry

June 29, 2009 Davidson, Dirty Athletes, San Francisco, The Dirty 31

Warriors Stephen Curry gets  em Pale and Gummy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here is New Warriors draft Pick Stephen Curry you know the guy who played at that school in North Carolina, Davidson and was the best scorer in College last year, well looks like he should have gone to DUKE or NC STATE, NORTH CAROLINA, WAKE FOREST or any other school in the Carolinas, because the talent and DAVIDSON sucks! Hopefully this kid well find some better talent in on the road in the NBA or at home now in Oakland.

I actually like this kids swagger on the court.  It is not his fault his fans are ugly.  Blue Cups = Beat Ass Chicks… everyone knows that.- nik

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April 29, 2009 Appalachian State, Charlotte, Davidson, Duke, East Carolina University, Wake Forest, Would You? 11


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I figured it out non of these girls are good enough for you, its cause your a lil freaky one arent you…this dominatrix I think is just what you need.  Check out all her accessories, how many spanking padels can one women have.

Nice Cross in the backround, I don’t really think Jesus would approve of your lifestyle. Just sayin’- nik

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