She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Meathead Madness
Posted in Delaware | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,. This is Matt. He thinks he’s the sh*t because he’s tan and “built”. What most of his female victims don’t know is that he used to be the fat kid in high school, until he moved out after graduation and lost all his weight – literally, all of it. His extracurricular activities are tanning, going to the gym everyday, having “dates” with his bff (another gym junky), shooting needles full of steriods into his *ss, taking pictures of his lumpy d*ck and sending them to multiple girls, lying his *ss off, shaving his entire body, chasing after girls fresh outta high school (he’s 25!), and studying the movie “How to be a Player”. He is the most pathetic wanna-be Jersey Shore player. Everytime he runs around on a girl, he gets caught. What kind of player is that? He is 100% FAKE. The best part of it all is that he claims interracial relations is “gross”, but he recently started running around with a black girl. Ladies, take the warning . . . He’s NO good!
Tan and in shape…sure you sent in the right pics. This guy looks like he slices pepperonis for a living.- nik
The Fabulosity
Posted in Delaware | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls think they are so fabulous, but in a reality they are wh*res who have sex with every guy on the swim team! Ew. They pass around STDs like I pass around a bl*nt. They are known for bringing home a different guy every night and by every night I mean 7 days a week. Lauren, the brunette, took home a 17 year old recruit, took his v-card, and made him crawl out through her window. When he gave her money for plan B she used it to buy food. Prostitute? Donna, the skinny b*tch, f**ked a freshman boy on top of her washing machine, then had sex with a recruit and broke her headboard. Meghan had sex with her boyfriend of 3 years roommate a week after they broke up. But yet they are fabulous and everyone else is an *sshole. Okay.
These girls are called closers. On full rides themselves (no pun intended) to seal the deal for new athletes.- nik
Ronnie From The Shore
Posted in Delaware, The Dirty | February 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ronnie is sooo the worst of the Jersey shore cast he was at “the dizzy Bulldog” in DE saturday night… He must be the lowest paid! But look he must be off the juice, he shrunk, and now is trying to rep SGM!
These guys are trying to get $30k an episode for next season. I personally think only Snookie and The Situation should get $20k each and the others should get $5k each per episode.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Delaware, The Dirty | January 12th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
YMCA Forgy? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Big D
King of the Hill the early years.
The Girl Of Your Dreams
Posted in Delaware, The Dirty | January 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! I am now OBSESSED with your site! I find myself thinking and speaking in “The Dirty” language. Because I’m on here daily, I know you say “No” to 90% of the girls on here. I also know you think every girl from University of Delaware is beat and shouldn’t go out without a bag over her head. Well, I think I have the needle in the haystack- meet Kate. She’s definitely top 5 at this school (I know that’s not saying much to you), but she’s still as chill and humble as they come. I’m a straight girl, but I think she’s super pretty! So Nik, I won’t ask “Would You?” I’ll ask “How Could You Not?” Again, she’s super chill and humble. So even if you have to say “No,” please be nice!
She is normal looking. She looks like she eats salads and salads are sexy. I would talk to her about life.- nik
Would You?
Posted in Delaware | October 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fargo North Dakota. That’s all I have to say.
I don’t even have a North Dakota section, so I put this is Delaware. I mean they are both pointless states with beat, fat chicks.- nik
Caption of the Day
Posted in Delaware, The Dirty | August 4th, 2009
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Yoga? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Is She Hiding A Greg??
Posted in Delaware | May 1st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sl*t is Erin. She is always hooking up with dudes who could pass as being gay, such as pink shirt boy here…But upon further inspection of this wh*res picture I noticed something…Is that a greg buldging out in her pants??
Either a Greg or some extra large Beef Curtains.- nik
Those Are Some Huge T*tties
Posted in Delaware, Would You? | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanted to see if you liked these +16’s. Some girls definitely look better a little more full figured and she is one of them although; she definitely is having some back problems or will face them in the future. Would You?
Answer: No, one wack in the face with those Saggers and I would be in a Coma.
Macho Man
Posted in Delaware | April 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this macho man is Mike. This roid head is in the gym for a few hours a day. He is always trying to show off his muscles or talk about how much he lifts, who the f*ck cares. You look like a balloon girls think you are scary looking. I wonder if he would pop if you stuck a needle in him.
One Word: Roids.- nik
