Delaware | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Ronnie From The Shore

February 1, 2010 Delaware, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik,  Ronnie is sooo the worst of the Jersey shore cast he was at “the dizzy Bulldog” in DE saturday night… He must be the lowest paid! But look he must be off the juice, he shrunk, and now is trying to rep SGM!

These guys are trying to get $30k an episode for next season.  I personally think only Snookie and The Situation should get $20k each and the others should get $5k each per episode.- nik

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Caption Of The Day

January 12, 2010 Caption of the Day, Delaware, The Dirty 41


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

YMCA Forgy? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Big D

King of the Hill the early years.

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The Girl Of Your Dreams

January 9, 2010 Delaware, The Dirty 31


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! I am now OBSESSED with your site! I find myself thinking and speaking in “The Dirty” language. Because I’m on here daily, I know you say “No” to 90% of the girls on here. I also know you think every girl from University of Delaware is beat and shouldn’t go out without a bag over her head. Well, I think I have the needle in the haystack- meet Kate. She’s definitely top 5 at this school (I know that’s not saying much to you), but she’s still as chill and humble as they come. I’m a straight girl, but I think she’s super pretty! So Nik, I won’t ask “Would You?” I’ll ask “How Could You Not?” Again, she’s super chill and humble. So even if you have to say “No,” please be nice!

She is normal looking.  She looks like she eats salads and salads are sexy.  I would talk to her about life.- nik

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Would You?

October 1, 2009 Delaware 9

Would You?


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fargo North Dakota. That’s all I have to say.

 I don’t even have a North Dakota section, so I put this is Delaware. I mean they are both pointless states with beat, fat chicks.- nik

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Caption of the Day

August 4, 2009 Delaware, The Dirty 89


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Yoga? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to previous winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!



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Is She Hiding A Greg??

May 1, 2009 Delaware 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sl*t is Erin. She is always hooking up with dudes who could pass as being gay, such as pink shirt boy here…But upon further inspection of this wh*res picture I noticed something…Is that a greg buldging out in her pants??

Either a Greg or some extra large Beef Curtains.- nik

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Those Are Some Huge T*tties

April 29, 2009 Delaware, Would You? 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanted to see if you liked these +16′s.  Some girls definitely look better a little more full figured and she is one of them although; she definitely is having some back problems or will face them in the future. Would You?

Answer: No, one wack in the face with those Saggers and I would be in a Coma.

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Macho Man

April 28, 2009 Delaware 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this macho man is Mike.  This roid head is in the gym for a few hours a day.  He is always trying to show off his muscles or talk about how much he lifts, who the f*ck cares.  You look like a balloon girls think you are scary looking.  I wonder if he would pop if you stuck a needle in him.

One Word: Roids.- nik

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