THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fargo North Dakota. That’s all I have to say.
I don’t even have a North Dakota section, so I put this is Delaware. I mean they are both pointless states with beat, fat chicks.- nik
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Yoga? Please be funny and not racist.
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Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sl*t is Erin. She is always hooking up with dudes who could pass as being gay, such as pink shirt boy here…But upon further inspection of this wh*res picture I noticed something…Is that a greg buldging out in her pants??
Either a Greg or some extra large Beef Curtains.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanted to see if you liked these +16′s. Some girls definitely look better a little more full figured and she is one of them although; she definitely is having some back problems or will face them in the future. Would You?
Answer: No, one wack in the face with those Saggers and I would be in a Coma.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this macho man is Mike. This roid head is in the gym for a few hours a day. He is always trying to show off his muscles or talk about how much he lifts, who the f*ck cares. You look like a balloon girls think you are scary looking. I wonder if he would pop if you stuck a needle in him.
One Word: Roids.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Keith and his friends they are w*ggers to the extreme. These guys think they are so tough and gangster its funny, these guys are very confused individuals. I didn’t realize ecko and fur lined hoods were in fashion for gangsters anymore, these guys are just a bunch of druggies trying to act tough.
I’m getting chills from how badass they are. I’m surprised their not holding toy guns.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I know how much you love shopping at Kmart. Would you sneak away into the backroom with her?
Answer: No, I don’t date the help I only hire them. And Target beat both Kmart and Walmart. Hands down.- nik