Caption Of The Day

January 12, 2010 Caption of the Day, Delaware, The Dirty 41 9,471 Views

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

YMCA Forgy? Please be funny and not racist.

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King of the Hill the early years.



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The Girl Of Your Dreams

January 9, 2010 Delaware, The Dirty 31 8,177 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! I am now OBSESSED with your site! I find myself thinking and speaking in “The Dirty” language. Because I’m on here daily, I know you say “No” to 90% of the girls on here. I also know you think every girl from University of Delaware is beat and shouldn’t go out without a bag over her head. Well, I think I have the needle in the haystack- meet Kate. She’s definitely top 5 at this school (I know that’s not saying much to you), but she’s still as chill and humble as they come. I’m a straight girl, but I think she’s super pretty! So Nik, I won’t ask “Would You?” I’ll ask “How Could You Not?” Again, she’s super chill and humble. So even if you have to say “No,” please be nice!

She is normal looking.  She looks like she eats salads and salads are sexy.  I would talk to her about life.- nik



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Would You?

October 1, 2009 Delaware 9 5,325 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fargo North Dakota. That’s all I have to say.

 I don’t even have a North Dakota section, so I put this is Delaware. I mean they are both pointless states with beat, fat chicks.- nik



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Caption of the Day

August 4, 2009 Delaware, The Dirty 89 7,087 Views

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Yoga? Please be funny and not racist.

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Is She Hiding A Greg??

May 1, 2009 Delaware 3 6,630 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sl*t is Erin. She is always hooking up with dudes who could pass as being gay, such as pink shirt boy here…But upon further inspection of this wh*res picture I noticed something…Is that a greg buldging out in her pants??

Either a Greg or some extra large Beef Curtains.- nik



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Those Are Some Huge T*tties

April 29, 2009 Delaware, Would You? 6 6,749 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanted to see if you liked these +16′s.  Some girls definitely look better a little more full figured and she is one of them although; she definitely is having some back problems or will face them in the future. Would You?

Answer: No, one wack in the face with those Saggers and I would be in a Coma.



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Macho Man

April 28, 2009 Delaware 4 5,130 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this macho man is Mike.  This roid head is in the gym for a few hours a day.  He is always trying to show off his muscles or talk about how much he lifts, who the f*ck cares.  You look like a balloon girls think you are scary looking.  I wonder if he would pop if you stuck a needle in him.

One Word: Roids.- nik



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Wanksters

April 16, 2009 Delaware 9 5,951 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Keith and his friends they are w*ggers to the extreme.  These guys think they are so tough and gangster its funny, these guys are very confused individuals.  I didn’t realize ecko and fur lined hoods were in fashion for gangsters anymore, these guys are just a bunch of druggies trying to act tough.

I’m getting chills from how badass they are. I’m surprised their not holding toy guns.- nik



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