THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this sl*t is Erin. She is always hooking up with dudes who could pass as being gay, such as pink shirt boy here…But upon further inspection of this wh*res picture I noticed something…Is that a greg buldging out in her pants??

Either a Greg or some extra large Beef Curtains.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanted to see if you liked these +16′s.  Some girls definitely look better a little more full figured and she is one of them although; she definitely is having some back problems or will face them in the future. Would You?

Answer: No, one wack in the face with those Saggers and I would be in a Coma.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this macho man is Mike.  This roid head is in the gym for a few hours a day.  He is always trying to show off his muscles or talk about how much he lifts, who the f*ck cares.  You look like a balloon girls think you are scary looking.  I wonder if he would pop if you stuck a needle in him.

One Word: Roids.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Keith and his friends they are w*ggers to the extreme.  These guys think they are so tough and gangster its funny, these guys are very confused individuals.  I didn’t realize ecko and fur lined hoods were in fashion for gangsters anymore, these guys are just a bunch of druggies trying to act tough.

I’m getting chills from how badass they are. I’m surprised their not holding toy guns.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I know how much you love shopping at Kmart.  Would you sneak away into the backroom with her?

Answer: No, I don’t date the help I only hire them. And Target beat both Kmart and Walmart. Hands down.- nik

That is a Breeding Ground for STD’s.- nik