Wanksters

April 16, 2009 Delaware 9

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Keith and his friends they are w*ggers to the extreme.  These guys think they are so tough and gangster its funny, these guys are very confused individuals.  I didn’t realize ecko and fur lined hoods were in fashion for gangsters anymore, these guys are just a bunch of druggies trying to act tough.

I’m getting chills from how badass they are. I’m surprised their not holding toy guns.- nik



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Would You In The Back Room

April 15, 2009 Delaware, Would You? 2

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I know how much you love shopping at Kmart.  Would you sneak away into the backroom with her?

Answer: No, I don’t date the help I only hire them. And Target beat both Kmart and Walmart. Hands down.- nik



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Every Dorm Should Do This

April 8, 2009 Air Force, Anchorage, Clemson, Delaware, Dublin, Iowa, Jackson 3

That is a Breeding Ground for STD’s.- nik



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Light Up Greg

April 1, 2009 Alabama, Auburn, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Kansas State, Manhattan, Maryland 1

The only thing that would make this better is if a Reindeer was licking it.- nik



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Why The War In Iraq Is Taking So Long

March 31, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, Delaware, Dirty TV, Drake, Dublin, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson, The Citadel, West Point 10

It’s like training to train a group of kids with downs.- nik



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Ending Of Se7en Done By Stuffed Animals

March 30, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Auburn, Baltimore, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Hamptons, Ibiza, Indiana, Iowa, j3, Jackson 0

Gweneth Paltrow looks even more like a Shim than I remembered.- nik



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Louisville Chugger

March 26, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Central Michigan, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, Jackson 2

Would it be a bad idea if we played this in the DIRTY office on Fridays?- nik



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The Handj*b

March 25, 2009 Air Force, Alabama, Anchorage, Auburn, Baltimore, BYU, Clemson, Delaware, Drake, Dublin, Ibiza, Iowa, j3, Jackson 5

I wish this was a real movie, I think it would be number one at the box office.- nik




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