THE DIRTY ARMY:Meet Dana…she enjoys losing Hooters bikini contests, slathering crisco on her face (why else is it so shiny!?), tanning entirely too much(this picture doesnt show how grossly dark she really is) , and being a huge bitch to anyone she encounters. Please explain why this girl thinks she is God’s gift to men. GAG ME. Soooo would you?.

Answer: No, How is it possible to lose a hooters bikini contest in Jersey?