I was so distracted by all those ugly students, that I couldn’t even focus on the car. Duke is good for your resume, but bad for your social life. I decided.- nik
College kids these days really need to learn how to hold their alcohol, it’s getting pathetic.- nik
You couldn’t do this with a Kia.

THE DIRTY ARMY: hello fire cr*tch, tall wh*re, and tripple $l*t!!!!! these girls think there hott $hit cause all the guys at school call them the click to get with! they also think there so hard and can kick anyone asses but there all talk an no action….. well when it comes to fighting anyways… now come on niki would you!??!!
Answer: No, I see a firecrotch and two shims.
The gift that keeps on giving.- nik