The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really hope you post this. This story needs more attention and there needs to be more advocacy about situations like this!! This douche’s name is Keith Nick Ruiz. Keith is a well known drug dealer, gang member and pimp in Denver who is being charged with Child Abuse Resulting in Death and needs to be punished to the fullest for his crime!! Here are some pictures of him parting and “living it up” with his prostitutes and other CRIMINAL friends. You can Google his name and read all about the story but to sum it up, he beat a beautiful baby girl to death and acts like nothing happened whatsoever. He somehow got his layers to push back his court date for some reason and he’s out on bail right now, you can always find him getting drunk and snorting pepsi with his boyfriends or his ugly pack of groupies. Hes pathetic, he feels absolutely no remorse for what he did and parties every night! He shouldn’t be ALLOWED to enjoy himself while hundreds of people mourn the death of beautiful baby Dolci. He used to be in the Army but was dishonorably discharged , he also has two other daughters that hes not allowed to see by the courts. KEITH IS NOTHING MORE THAN SCUM AND HAS NO RIGHT TO FEEL ANYTHING BUT MISERY!! Nik, please help us get this story out and make him feel our wrath. Keith need to spend the rest of his life behind bars!!

He does that tampon trick on the reg for his constant nose bleeds.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Michael DePhillips is a world class douche. He is extremely selfish and doesn’t care about anything or anyone that doesn’t benefit him directly. He claims that he has “swag” but he only has about 3 outfits and his hair looks like it should belong to an 8th grade girl who never showers. He thinks that he is so much cooler than he actually is. He never thinks for himself and has a borderline gay obsession with one of his childhood freinds. Maybe they were intimate… who knows. He’ll say anything to any fugly girl to try and get her into bed. DO NOT TRUST HIM. Seriously, he is a liar and nothing he says is true.

His straightener is his most prized possession.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brett Mitchell could be considered America’s biggest douche. Brett is the definition of vain. If there is ever a mirror in sight, don’t expect him to give you a second of eye contact. Brett’s hobbies include: working out, tanning, selling weed, drinking alcohol, doing an assortment of drugs, stealing from autistic kids, and getting with the entire female population. Did I just define a guido….wannabe? If you spot him at a party with his girlfriend, he will tell you she is his sister just to get some. Brett stood and watched as his 6ft mother beat up his 5ft girlfriend. Don’t trust a single word out of his gigantic mouth, Brett will say anything to get what he wants and does not care about anyone but himself and his steroid infused body.

Not much you can do in a viscous cat fight.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is it with girls rocking their moms teddies out and why do they think they look so hot in them? Verah from Loveland is up to no good again. Her boy Artise finally dumped her cheating *ss to the curb and now she’s back on the corner with her tricks. Can a girl like this clean up so you could take her home to meet mom, or is this a lost case?

Corsets only work when you don’t have fat spilling out everywhere else.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please rip into this girl! She is born and raised in a small town in Colorado and thinks she’s a ten. Little does she know if she stepped out into the world she is nothing but a two! Her name is Breanna Jones, initials BJ. BJ walks around like she is hot sh*t and I cannot stand it! She either wears spandex sh*t for her daytime outfit as if she is constantly working out, or Affliction sh*t with bedazzled jeans on with out-dated heels for night time/going out. I personally think she has a horse face, clown make-up plastered on every day, the body of a man, negative two’s, big *ss mouth, huge satelite ears, no style, and deserves to be put in her place of hideousness! I swear she is packing a p*nis or extra large cl*toris because “she” has every feature of a man! Please bring BJ down from a ten to a two!

You can tell she’s not used to having a ‘bit’ out of her mouth.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are Denvers worst. I refer to them as “chickens”. Leigh (the blond) is the leader and Ashley (the brunette) is her sidekick. They follow each other everywhere similar to chickens. These b*tches are huge sloots. They carry themselves like they are the best, thinking they are the hottest around. Leigh drinks like a fish probably to forget the fact that she peaked in high school and lives off of her parents because she is too useless to support herself. She thinks she is so hot and any boy would be lucky to have her. Ashley has sh*t for brains following everyone around and sleeping with anything that gives her attention. She will go nowhere because her life is alcohol and d*ck. She got so drunk she walked around shirtless with her nasty t*ts hanging out around a bunch of 20 yr old boys and almost had a threesome with them but even they didn’t want her. Leigh is 30 and uses her ex for money and d*ck because no one else wants her around, poor guy. They need to be called out on what worthless, brainless disgusting people they really are. They pride themselves on being mean girls when they put other people down just to make their pathetic lives seem better. Please make Denver and the Dirty Army aware of them. If you see them, run away. You will regret ever looking at them. The only thing they deserve is a d*ck in their fat a**es or a drink in the face.

People who are in their 30′s and still supported by mom are ‘special’ people.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ben Samples, AKA SAMPLES DJ/Producer extraordinaire is the downright dirty dirty. He has been with nearly every girl in the Denver electronic scene and pretty much everywhere else on the planet. Any girl he sleeps with turns into a psycho raging alcoholic c*nt wh*re and becomes obsessed with him, which is actually ridiculously entertaining to watch. He has slept with at least 30 girls I know, and loves to brag about riding them all bareback. I actually really enjoy watching him plow through all these b*tches, it’s fun to watch them all freak out and melt down when he won’t love them back.

Oh the rave scene…such a mystery.- nik