She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Brunette Hottie
Posted in Denver | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you are on the brunette trail what do you think about this girl? How can you make a girl like this love you?.
Buy her a membership to the gym, get her in shape and then tons of plastic surgery, that’s true love.- nik
Taco Toni
Posted in Denver, Dirty Army Strong | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik They call this girl Toni Fe** aka HoEney. This is such a nasty girl she has been threw the whole town and back. Ive met some guys that said her VaJayJay smells like taco bell meat! Now tell me thats not sick! Oh and that shes as loose as a 50 year old pornstar. I dont get it how would anyone do this? Nik would you? I hope to hell not.
Thats what happens when you have an open door policy and let anyone service you.- nik
Fake Annoying Denver Girls
Posted in Denver, Would You? | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THESE TWO GIRLS ARE SOME OF THE SKANKIEST GIRLS IN DENVER. BOTH OF THEM ARE ALSO AS FAKE AS HELL. THESE GIRLS CANT GET A GUY TO SAVE THEIR LIVES, NO ONE LIKES THEM. THEY ARE ALWAYS AT THE BARS (EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE UNDERAGE) AND TRYING TO PICK UP GUYS, BUT THEY ONLY STAY AROUND FOR THE NIGHT. THEY NEED TO BE PUT ON BLAST. STAY AWAY MEN, BEWARE! ALSO IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THESE GIRLS THEY ARE RELENTLESS!!
They can pass as 40…they are just more aspiring bottle rats.- nik
I’d Sue The Barber
Posted in Denver | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright Nik I got someone for you…Just look at this hot mess of a haircut. This guy is %100 serious, being an idiot douche is his calling in life. I have never met anyone who tries so hard to be ‘cool’. Why would someone be possessed to chop up their hair like that as if his stunner shades and ed farty gear weren’t enough. And can you please tell me why he had to add the unmatching blue wristband…Nik I don’t think you have criticized these guys enough cause they are still dressing like this…Please once and for all put the nail in the coffin, I am sick of looking at these douchebags.
These are the guys that never got any poon in highschool and most of college, they finally got a sample of the goods after watching the pick up artist and now they are stuck in doucheland.- nik
A Whoreible Person
Posted in Denver | March 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Brittany So** is 19 years old and still hasn’t learned. She’s cheated on EVERY boyfriend she’s ever had, but this tops everything. First of all this is one of those broads who feels the need to post the most lovey dovey bullsh*t all over facebook every 30 seconds of the day. This girl was dating a guy and he’s in the marines and he goes away to Arizona for whatever reason. Every status is now about how much she loves her marine boy etc. etc. You can tell she loves the attention she gets for having a boyfriend in the marines. Next thing you know, about 4 hours after one of her “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DERRECK” rants, they are officially broken up… And she has a picture that is cut out half of another marine guy, and herself, stating that it’s her one true love. She was still dating the original guy on valentines day, but has now proceeded to let everyone know that this other marine that she’s dating now sent her flowers then. All this bitch wants is attention for dating a marine, while she sleeps with every other dude that’s not away. Nik, please put this bitch on blast!
She seems like a dingbat…your past will always come back to haunt you, slooting around never goes unnoticed.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Denver, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. The girl is from Denver, the guy is from hell? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Anonymous
This ice cream is sooooo orgasmic….Wait a minute..uhhhh oops HAHA.
Former Russian Olympian Monkey
Posted in Denver, The Dirty | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought you would appreciate this story..some Russian monkey was just sent to rehab for smoking and drinking…He started to get aggressive and would pester people passing by for cigarettes or alcohol. This guy was made for the dirty, he should be your new mascot.
Why does it not surprise me that this monkey is CCCP. What is it with Russian, Serbians and Bulgarians that they have to be constantly smoking dirts?- nik
See Full Story: Boozy ape sent to rehab
Russian Model
Posted in Denver, Would You? | February 23rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Yana. She is from Russia and seriously believes that she is a 10/10. You can just tell by the way she acts carries herself that she thinks she’s the hottest chick alive. She is only attractive b/c of her fake everything; tan, nails, makeup, bleach blonde hair. Nik what do you think about this girl.. would u?
Answer: No, her hips are way too high up, and she has the face of piglet.
Denver Doucher
Posted in Denver, The Dirty | February 23rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I stumbled upon this guy’s myspace profile (he’s a friend of a friend). It was so overwhelmingly douchtastic that I felt compelled to submit this. It would be against DirtyArmy protocol if I didn’t. Here’s an excerpt from his profile status: “*Lucky* Anyway, I can hit the baddest b*tches anyday Slept with the best, I ain’t gotta flex, Got your girl stretched out, pullin’ up her dress “ Posted hours ago Doesn’t look like he has very much game…. from what the pictures show.
This guy knows he works at Sonic right? He rollerskates to give people their hamburgers… chicks don’t dig that.- nik
Ms. Negativity
Posted in Denver | February 23rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: THE DIRT: Nik YOU may think this girl’s hot but f*ck that, this chick has one of the ugliest personalities I’ve ever met. I hate being in contact with this woman and the sad thing is she had potential to be cool!!! I’ve given up on this stubborn woman… Genna hopefully working at hooters makes you stop being so damn negative… ps, that’s why you don’t get sh*t for tips. oh yeah, to all the possibly drooling guys- she might not mention her bf but she does have one. although if you excite her right then there’s a chance for some action- she thinks her bf is ugly and annoying -keep that in mind.
Washed ashore and found by a purple crayon…She should really trim her eyebrows.- nik
