THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Alexis Lucero. Four kids, how many different babies dads does she have? More then a couple. Most likely living off the government, even though she swears she’s not. Don’t lie bitch. She can’t keep a guy if her life depended on it. They just use her, impregnate her, then leave her. I guess she’s ok with that. Except for on the weekends when she’s drunk, lonely and horny. Posting stuff on facebook saying she’s ready for a boyfriend. No honey, you’re ready for birth control and your tubes tied. Which guy wants to get her pregnant next? I’m sure she’ll let you, step in line.