Saturday 25th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Looking For A Sugar Daddy

May 14, 2013 Denver, Would You? 14 6,930 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Her name is Stephanie she’s a whore from Arvada. She will empty out your pockets and steal your money after you guys have sex and go to bed.Do not let her sleep over your house things will come up missing. She thinks she is so cool cause she’s tatted but she looks like every other sloot girl with tatts.Would you?

Simply put, she will get it.- nik



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Challengers Barho

May 14, 2013 Denver, Dirty Horses 25 8,863 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik I met this girl a few days ago at Challengers in Aurora this girl was on my nuts so I hit her up the next day and she did not even remember what I look like so I said wait you don’t Remember shit from last night “I can even tell you the baby tramp stamp you having you back” she said that still dont tell me who you are so I waited looked her up on Facebook and I found her Lo and behold She’s fcking with my other Nigga I also found her on Plenty of fish ….. And that’s called Thirsty bitch Get your life together. how do you get that fcked up you go FCK YOUR SELF how old are you again 28 or 12 bitch i did it NOW what hoe

The intent on her profile might as well say ‘intimate encounters’.- nik



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Tina Cumish

May 8, 2013 Denver 13 7,330 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: First off let’s start off by saying this girl is only 21 and is on a dick sucking marathon.She will probably need a vag reconstruction surgery by the time shes 23. She frequents the cowboy lounge,grizzly rose and the trampede. Guys if you are in need of a bj hit her up.She also cheats on every guy shes with so never take this cum dumpster home to momma. She’s a paper bag over the head type to with some fucked up teeth. If you happen to run into this cum bucket and want to take her home make sure you triple wrap it and dont kiss her in the mouth because chances are she just got done sucking someone off. Tina aka cum dumpster!

I think I’d cry if my daughter ever sported any raver gear.- nik



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Homewrecker In Denver

May 3, 2013 Denver, Krusty 7 6,095 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyssa mehrens is a crackhead home wrecker. This broke down hair dresser is on the “loose” in Denver…. Pun intended!!! Just a warning!!! She sleeps w anyone and anything literally! Yuck!

Standards are very low in Denver.- nik



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Frank Fizzle

May 3, 2013 Denver 76 9,165 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Frankie. I have had enough of this low life good for nothings antics and it is time this piece of shit officially get put on blast. First lets start with how he is the biggest man slut I know. He has been with a girl for the past couple years (who knows why she held on that long) and when they first got together they would have nasty sex parties in a tent he had set up in his back yard. Sexy right? I guess because of the fact they got with so many people together he thought he could start f*****g anything with a pulse with out her there too. He has a nasty track record of making passes and screwing anything with a pulse. He has admitted to him and his ex roommate swapping girlfriends and other chicks too. He has taken advantage of so many drunken girls that even his own “friends” know to warn females when they are around him. I heard he has had a nasty bout or two with some drd’s too. He is a jobless nobody with nothing to offer the world. Getting drunk and pissing himself is about the only thing he can do right. Oh and crying over his exes, he is pretty good at that too. Put your big boy pants on and do something with yourself because Denver doesn’t want to look at your ugly crooked penis face anymore.



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Lauren Dorsey

April 30, 2013 Denver 18 7,992 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: I remember her being put on blast awhile back and I think its time to do so again. Don’t get me wrong Lauren “whorin” Dorsey is a nice girl to your face but when it comes to her talking to friends all she does is spread more and more drama and I am sick of it. I mean look at her. I can understand being a complete gossip queen and dumb whore but she talks to a lot of guys one in which was my best friend and he had a one night stand with her recently and he thinks he has stds because of her. I don’t blame him. I mean how else can this girl get a modeling gig without spreading her legs?? She has no boobs, no ass, and most of all no face… She is a fake. Lauren grow up and get a “big girl” career! The modeling thing isnt right for you. I will admit you have 2 good photos and those are on instagram however that is probably the name of your agency. Stoop being a home wrecking whore and be an adult. No one will ever take you seriously and no guy/modeling guy/bodybuilder would be desperate enough to date a gutter cunt. That is my two cents nik.

Now I understand the face paint.- nik



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