THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this retarded girl likes to go around telling people she was adopted, that she raised herself on the streets of Philly, and that she’s just a sweetheart from Canada. The reality is, she goes around playing the violin for any swingin’ Greg that’ll listen, (which is nearly impossible being that she’s the most annoying girl on the planet) to get whatever she can out of them. Which is usually money, and oxy. She’s a notorious liar, homewrecker, borrower of money (which she never pays back of course), and an all around stupid bitch. And as you can see, she keeps it real classy.
Why the forehead… there are so many other better body parts to use.- nik