THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Sadie Humphrey, a shady 20 something train-wreck ready to serve her steamy taco with a forever drunk swagger. She has about one and a half friends, who cycle in and out like a revolving door, as she is toxic to every person she meets. If her horse mouth smile doesn’t make you run this will: This wannabe new-wave hippy troll collects her bloody used tampons in a cup, because instead of disposing them as used she keeps them hanging like tea bags until her period is over and then trashes them (or does she?…). She is manipulative, a liar, two-faced cheater and will destroy anyone who attempts to care for her. She even beat up her “Friend” for no real reason- and feels bad about it now, I suppose because sadly this “friend” has since passed away. She is and always will be a bucket of regrets that no one should put themselves near. Bi-polar? maybe… On probation? Certainly… DUI, one down… many more to go. This week shes found the lord, but last night she found a bottle and who knows what else. Look out for this dreaded mess, you have only a tiny bit of insight as to what baggage and dirt comes with this sloot bag.
There’s a lot of ‘Y’ chromosomes swimming around her body. I decided.- nik