THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Chloe the self proclaimed Denver “model” who has yet to get paid for anything, but is consistantly doing photo shoots for strange men. Guess it takes some people awhile to realize whats really going on. Anyway…this slore gets off meeting guys throught the numerous dating and social network sites she plagues in an attempt to earn hollow compliments from imaginary online people. She loves sending nude selfies to any guy that gives her attention, all while her Fiance (Albert) sits home and thinks she is the most perfect angel. I met this girl online and we talked and exchaned pics for months before finally meeting. Long story short, she smells nice and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose! Only after i found out she was supposedly getting married is when she really started to irritate me. All this talk of us being together on the “DL” is so unappealing. Since meeting her I have watched her “friend” some of my good friends on FB that she has never even met! I suppose its to satisfy her craving for random gregs, but thats not my business I suppose.