THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve heard a lot of rumors about this wannabe model manager/photographer. First of all, the composition on his images SUCK! Amateur photographer at best. And second, the talent in his stable that he goes around town bragging about is weak. This clown needs to be put on notice, I’m sure there’s plenty of baggage out there that girls need to be made aware of.
I think the body painter was hinting at something with that book. He wasn’t satisfied with his ‘models’.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo, Nik! This little gem is Cortney Shultz and damn this b*tch loves the smell of her own sh*t – probably because it smells like vodka. She thinks she is top of the totem pole because her parents are wealthy and she is from Texas. Surprise! TEXAS BLOWS. She loves to take pictures of her and her “elite” friends drinking mass amounts of cheap liquor and then posts them all over facebook, I assume in an attempt to make the rest of us jealous. No one is fooled. In reality she looks like what she truly is – an anorexic b*tch who refused to eat and saves the calories for booze. She needs to realign herself with reality and get her nose out of the air, she has fooled herself for far too long. She is not better than Denver, she is not better than the people here. Put this one on blast Nik, the Mile High City will be thrilled to have the dirty laundry aired out.
Drinking doesn’t make you cool.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Liza Ebert-Switzer, an old, manly looking slut who will open her legs to anyone who’s willing to risk getting multiple drds. She will go after men with girlfriends usually, and attempt, unsuccessfully, to tear relationships apart. Her voice will rupture your ear drums, and her skunk looking hair is never without grease. Steer Clear of her at all costs, Denver..
Your hair doesn’t cover up your box jaw, just thought I’d let you know since it looks like you think it does.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m truly speechless after what I just witnessed. Tim “Baby Jesus” Tibow connected with DT for an 80 yard game winning reception to take the Broncos to the next round. I have saved all his games from this year on DVD so when my boy is old enough to understand I want to show him what happens when you live your life by the book and just let your life be in the Lords hands and he will help you get through everything. I want my son to have the same relationship with God as does Tim, that way no matter what he decides to do with his life he will have a hand to always happen. If you don’t or haven’t believed in God, watch Tim Tebow play football and then tell me there is no God.
Screw God, pray to Tim directly… that’s what I do and it works. Tim I have been trying to reach out to your people about baptizing my daughter (100% serious). I am not getting a responce. Thank you my messiah for the light in my life.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Do I need to say more? I think the pictures are evidence enough of what a disgusting mess Josy is. P.S. please put your clothes back on and stop pretending you can ‘dance’! Put your sweat pants back on girl, the rave ended a loooong time ago.
That happy trail is so wrong. It looks like you manicure it.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell everyone in Denver to watch out for this one. She tries to con men but at the end of it all, she is just a butt-a-face and her +2′s are definitely not done right. Her ex is in prison and gets out very soon and she is on the move to find someone to latch onto for a while. She chases jerseys so if you are a middle linebacker or something watch out for your bank roll. I just cant stand her.
Yeah, I notice one of her +2′s is deflated. She needs a refill.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this gem is Christine Mazzaferro. An 8th grade drop out who needs to stay strung out on adderall for a week just to pass hair school. Obviously her hard work Never paid off, since she accidentally burned off all her hair with bleach. Strange enough, she never had a thought to grow it back out. Come to think of it… she’s never had a thought! Under the bald scalp of this sloot, theres nothing left. Between her c*caine addiction and her ecstasy binges, she can’t even hold a conversation if she’s not talking about herself. She’s 20 years old and dating a 35 year old who she leaves every now and again for a few days at a time to use other men. She even left her boyfriend to date a dj with no eyebrows for a couple days, no joke! The funny thing is, he didn’t even want her, so he sent her packing back to her elderly boyfriend. She doesn’t have many friends but the ones she does laugh at her Pathetic attempts to “gogo dance” at crappy bars in boulder and longmont that only hire her because she sleeps with the managers. Christine, no one wants to see that. What do u have to say for this monster, Nik?
She did it so her ‘raver’ wigs fit better. Even with one on she still looks like a man.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Lara. A 35 year old who tries to be in her 20s by hanging out with 24 year olds. She will go after anything that walks. She is crazy and will go to great lengths if you turn her down. Thought stalking, excessive phone calls, harassment and fake social networking accounts were for middle school kids? Guess again. She’s so busy f***ing anything that walks and getting her nose in other people’s relationships that she neglects her kid. The kid’s probably better off with her druggie father. Her fake t*ts are awful, but I guess she isn’t too upset since she didn’t pay a dime for them and just had to spread her legs for them. People beware, this old hag is literally off her granny rocker. Best part is, she thinks she has people fooled but the guys like to keep her around for a lay and the girls because they think its hilariously funny how nuts she is. Ever seen those shows about women killing anyone that scorns them? Lara’s debut is soon to come for sure. She belongs in an institution.
Um. Anyone else notice the white stuff on her face in the top pic? Oh, and she should never go out in public without makeup on.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m loving what you have going here. I hope you have a good new year!! Here’s Jacquelyn Padilla from Denver. This girl/man is something else. She thinks shes the hottest thing in town, really! She tries so hard to actually make herself look decent that she doesn’t realize that all the makeup she puts on looks like dessert, you can eat that sh*t for days! Speaking of eating things, the girl can’t decide if she likes dudes or chicks more. Shes married to a guy, but yet engaged to a chick?? The girl is so confused that its ridiculous. Her poor girl friend and husband dont even know about all the prostitution she does on the side. Thats her “job”. Or the fact that shes f*cking her “best friend” Keith Ruiz on the side of it all. Come on now..the guy murdered a child. How can you even touch that? Or defend him? On top of it all she gets government help, thats the only thing she uses her kid for. Poor baby. All this girl is good at is spreading her legs and runnning her lip. Now tell me, do you think she’s hot Nik?
She looks like a fat Snookie drag queen reject, so no.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan of the site and lately you have said nothing but good things about the all mighty Tim Tebow. You even said you only pray to him and not god. I got this book for Christmas and started reading it and it totally has changed my life around, I feel more positive about everything and have no fear in going after something and getting it. Have you read it yet?
I have found the light through Tim Tebow, I recommend for everyone to buy a copy of the New Testament.- nik
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