THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Van Zetten from Rock Island, IL now residing in West Des Moines, IA. A few years ago, Ashley had an affair and left her husband, Brandon. Since then, she has suffered extreme financial difficulties from her divorce and failing businesses and has been sued over and over again because of this. Enter Kyle Reilly, an attorney in Des Moines who quickly became Ashley’s sugar daddy and “the love of her life.” But wait! Ashley never really ended things with Adam, the man she left her husband for. So for almost a year, Ashley had a relationship with these two men and her boyfriend Kyle knew nothing about it. Ashley constantly told Kyle about what a loser Adam was when she was really hooking up with him behind her cash cow’s back. But wait, Nik, it gets better. Ashley recently got caught up in her own lies because she contracted DRD from Adam and gave it to Kyle. (Sorry Kyle – now you know!) Then Ashley breaks up with Kyle, stating that she has BREAST CANCER and doesn’t want him to have to deal with it… all because she is trying to find a way out of the relationship before all her of lies blow up in her face. Who fakes cancer? A completely psychopathic, narcissistic LOSER.
I love Iowa, I think I want to buy a lake house there one day.- nik