THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you please give me some advice Nik? I was born with a congenital abnormality of the chest called pectus excavatum and I’ve been considering getting a boob job to cover it up. I know that there is a surgery to correct it but it seems so scary and invasive. I’ve already talked to my doctor and they told me my only option since I’m an adult is to have the Ravitch procedure. Which is where they open up my chest wall and cut away cartlidge. I’m wondering if you Can PLEASE post this and see if any of your followers have had the same thing or know somebody who has had the same thing and gotten a breast augmentation to cover it up. Any advice would be helpful. The above picture is not me but found on the internet. I have an appointment with my PS next week and any advice would be appreciated. I’m only 21 and my birthday isn’t until July so I think silicone is out of the question.

I say you do the surgery. Covering things up only makes it worse, just look at Tori Spelling.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like to present to you the biggest white trash piece of shit gold digger in central Iowa, Darrah Dawn Schlichte. I’ve known Darrah for quite a few years now and honestly, I’m not even sure where to begin to ball her out for her bullshit. Maybe we should begin with how she is a pathological liar. Darrah has told so much elaborate stories that she can’t keep them straight. She’s told me that she got pregnant when she willingly lost her virginity at band camp and she also said she got raped by her ex when she lost her virginity and that is where her daughter came from. Hello Teen Mom, you don’t go to dinner or have family pictures taken with someone who “raped” you. Darrah also tries to meet guys on the internet and made a Facebook page for her “photography” business called Darrah’s Snapshot Studio. It is laughable that she thinks she even has an eye for the business, but my friends and I use it to make ourselves feel better about our lives. Also, Darrah is DIRTY. She trashes every single place that she lives hoarders style. I’m surprised she hasn’t gotten her child taken away because of the filthy living conditions she subjects her to. There are so many more Darrah stories that I could tell you Nik, but this one is the best… Darrah has been engaged numerous times and about 6 months ago, her ex broke up with her because he was sick of her using him. She is quite the gold digger and latches onto anything and anyone she can because she has major daddy issues and she is also extremely LAZY. Darrah met her new “boyfriend” Derek in mid-September and already is “totally in love” and best yet, she’s already moved in with him! It’s only been a hot minute since she’s even MET him! This guy has no freaking clue what he’s getting himself into because she puts on quite a good show in the beginning. She’s a major slut puppy and she’s still trying to get back with her ex. Just this weekend (Saturday the 6th of October) she went out to the corn fields to try to find her ex and rode around on the tractor with him while he was working and while her BOYFRIEND was off doing something else. Derek, watch out for this one. She is pulling the wool over your eyes. You should ask her about the time she was living with her ex and was caught screwing another guy in their apartment when she thought her ex was sleeping. She told us all about it and thought it was hilarious while her ex was heartbroken but still stayed with her at the time just so she didn’t have to get a job and could mess around in his own house when he was working. This girl is a skank and she will suck the life of you until you have nothing left. You are just the “daddy of the week.” Nik, I just want to know… after seeing the picture of her laying NAKED in the corn, would you? Plenty of others have rammed this.

When did corn become attractive?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik meet “Lizz Lemon” is an egotistical evil b*tch on facebook. She runs a page called “Blast Book” where she does nothing but spread horrible lies about people she’s never met. She goes to great lengths to belittle people and try to destroy their lives. She has no problem posting total falsehoods about anybody, using their full name on her page visible to millions of people, and even contacting someone’s real life friends & family and telling them complete lies about anyone who has pissed her off. She also makes fun of people’s kids who have mental and physical disabilities and has wished death on a 6 month old baby just because the baby’s mother told her what a hypocrite she is. She often calls beautiful young women “fat” “ugly” and tells them to go commit suicide. This is hilarious to me considering she weighs at least over 200 lbs (just look at that picture of her with her boyfriend-her arm alone is so full of cellulite it makes me nauseous to look at) and looks like a giant grease bucket. She also likes to bash people calling them horrible mothers and get her little brainless minions to call CPS on people she doesn’t even know and tell them lies. This is yet another irony considering she has admitted to snorting pills while her child is in her care, spending what little money she gets from government assistance on weed and her HORRIBLE tattoos instead of caring for her child, etc. She admittedly lives in a disgusting roach motel room with her poor baby girl and makes it no secret that she cannot afford to wash the little girl’s clothes for weeks and has absolutely no food available (obviously she isn’t going without food herself, though). She has a boyfriend who spends his poor miserable life flipping burgers to attempt to support her fat ass and yet she admittedly physically abuses him. He isn’t a GQ model but he must have horrible self esteem because he could definitely do better than that fat miserable bitch. Anyway Nik, please do every innocent mother on facebook that has been targeted by this whale and put this disgusting excuse for a woman on blast just like she loves to do to everyone else! P.S. The last picture submitted is of her latest “tattoo”. She claims it looks so bad because it isn’t done yet or colored in but let’s get real, no amount of color is going to undo the fact that it looks like a infested meth sore dipped in menstrual blood. Thanks in advance for providing those of us who’ve been victimized by this miserable bitch with a forum to stand up for ourselves! I so look forward to reading the hilarious commentary about this warlock from the rest of the dirty army..

Tattoos must be tough when the needle sinks into the skin.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am a 22 year old new mother who was hooked on heroin/oxys/roxys/anything I could get my hands on to fend off those horrible withdrawals… my story is almost identical to those you posted. I played softball in high school and ended up with a torn rotator cuff. My doc, just like the others, started me on loratabs and norcos which quickly spiraled out of control into a full blown addiction. I’m sure because of underlying problems I had from child hood trauma. After being fed tabs to oxys by my dr. I moved to NY from the midwest JUST BECAUSE I knew a dope dealer who would let me sleep with him for free heroin. So in 4 short years I went from being a B student, enjoyed my schools clubs and played sports (age 16) to being a complete junkie. I left everyone I knew and loved for this drug…at 21, after a year and a half of shooting up multiple times a day, I decided I needed to go back home because I knew I couldn’t continue living this way. Of course I conned some nice older man into funding my way home. I even conned someone into buying me a car… and that right there is just not me, I was completely a slave to my addictions. So, I ended up back at home with my mom, step father, and 18 year old brother. Now, even though I was coming home to get clean things don’t always go as planned. I ended up falling right back into my old patterns. So much so that my own mother had to tell me no more. I came back and instead of even trying to get clean I drug my own brother down with me. I started smoking pot with him, taking xanax and oxys, stealing, lying. I hate myself over this. He had a scholarship for football to a small college out here and he threw it all away because his older sister pulled him down to a place he should have never been. This was all may/summer 2011 at this point I ended up pregnant. My whole family begged me to get an abortion, which broke my heart. But how many times had I broken theirs?? So, I had to tell myself no more. Could I really end my own childs life because of my selfishness?? No. I could never live with myself. so, I did what I could. Researched. Talked to A LOT of doctors. And I was put on a medication called Subutex for the duration of my pregnancy. This is a medication people compare to methadone but it its nothing like it. Just like the other post stated I would score methadone when I couldn’t get my drugs, and if I took enough methadone I would get high. Subutex/Suboxone makes getting high impossible yet keeps withdrawl at bay. I am so thankful for this medication. People can say what they please but this saved my childs and my life. My son was born perfectly healthy, with no signs of withdrawl. I stayed clean from month 2 of my pregnancy. And am still clean 5 months after my son was born. Some people will counter that with but you still take Suboxone daily. Yes I do, but I am able to be the mother I want to be. I don’t wake up every morning wanting to die because I don’t have drugs. Im not sexually promiscuous. I AM TRULY HAPPY.  Im not rash and crazy, and my mind is CLEAR. If not for pure determination on my part and Suboxone to aid in my fight, I feel I would be dead. I was telling my fiance the other daythat I started reading this site in 08 and I used to get mad reading what you had to say, but I was only mad because I knew it was true. So thank you nik richie for being the one to really tell me the truth.

Thank you for sharing your story. I hope other prego mothers with substance abuse issues take note.- nik