Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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Miss Box Body
Posted in Detroit, MSU, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-This girl thinks she is SO hot! I have to know, would you? I heard she was going around telling everyone she’s fing some big wig at MSU…can you say hoeeeeee?
What is going on between her eyes…is it a uni-brow?- nik
Michigan Dancer
Posted in Detroit, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl dances for a Michigan dance company. She may need +2s but would you anway?
Answer: No, scre the +2’s she needs to lose all that cottage from her chest to her Greg.
Holy… Cows
Posted in Detroit, MSU, Would You? | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- saw your post on that fat chick with 4 boobs- You think the TAT picture was bad- you should see her friends! I see these heifers around campus all the time. Their goal in life is getting drunk and high every night and spending their welfare checks on bar tabs hoping to get drug home, if the poor sucker is strong enough, and have their faces shoved into a pillows- Maybe instead of a bar tab they should invest their money into some +2s and lipo…just sayin! the more important topic here is…. after a heavy coma like drinking session- would YOU!?
Not a chance, even with lipo…I think that ones chicks (uggo #4 bottom middles) arm was put on backwards.- nik
Rackstar Enjoying Miami
Posted in Detroit, Miami, Michigan State, Rackstar, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are a few pictures of Rackstar’s lastest vacation down in Miami. Looks like she was hanging out with a few very powerful people in the music industry, my question to you nik is whats the chance that she cheated on her fiance?
100%, I got a text from one of my boys in Miami that she was kissing some black guy in the club.- nik
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Detroit, The Dirty | March 12th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. This Ones Not Even Bad. Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: Alliedgardens
The “I settled” Barbie!!! What the real life Kens’ bring home!
Pedophile Alert
Posted in Detroit, Dirty Predator | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is a hot mess!!! His name is Joey L** Kiss** he preys on women and little girls, he hangs out in sleazy chat rooms trying to meet women online, he also has a baby by his First cousin!!! DISGUSTING!…He’s like a Dirty, Smelly caveman checkout the dangerously low forehead!! oh and he has the most horrific breath!!…Kind of like a damn dragon who ate a pile of sh*t!
Why do people go on these chat rooms its clearly only people like this…Also kinda disturbing that you know what his breath smells like.- nik
How Bout This One
Posted in Detroit, Michigan, Would You? | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, I know ya still haven’t found your dark hair beauty yet, so what about this girl? I think she is beautiful… and shes got the eyes you love! I think she was a home town hottie at some point? maybe? Either way, watcha think??? Would you?
Answer: no. She has a big flat nose and I don’t love lazy eyes.
Put Her In Her Place
Posted in Detroit | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is daniell m**e, she’s a 35+ mom with a kid and she goes out every night!! she thinks she’s hot sh*t cuz she has fake t*ts and she BLEACHES her anus. can’t stand looking at her jay leno/ bull dog jaw….pleeeeease put her on blast .
She looks like a worn out stripper. She can probably fit the pole in her refund gap.- nik
Thunder Thighed Sisters
Posted in Detroit, The Dirty | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: These sisters Jen and Deana think they are the hottest things in MI. They’re dumb chicks who walk around acting like goody two shoes but really they are lying two faced sk*nks who sleep with 50 year olds. I went to school with jen and she thinks she is drop dead gorgeous haha in my opinion she looks like a 59 year old, tannorexic, with the fattest thighs i have ever seen, not to mention a nose 15 times to large for her face. Which is also seen on her sl*tty ass sister. Both of these girls need a reality check on what pretty really is. Whats your opinion nik?
Orange cows is the first thing that comes to my mind. The only reason they are banging 50 year olds is because no guys their own age would touch them.- nik
Go Back To Ohio
Posted in Detroit, Western Michigan | February 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Nick. He is from Ohio but he lives in Kalamazoo…where he DOESN’T go to school. He thinks he’s hot sh*t and plays girls. His current girlfriend is 6 years younger than him and she looks like a c*ked out whore. Nick gets drunk all the time and creeps on girls at the bar. He’ll tell you exactly what you want to hear to get in your pants, but girls, he’s got a couple friends for life that you don’t want to meet. He’s friends with JS of course, they might be gay together. Total douche bags..
Why do his eyebrows almost touch his ears and are all his shirts affliction.- nik
