THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey my name is Luke but a lot of people call me Lucas. I’v heard of this sight before but have never actually checked it out. So I did today. … AND WTF! I can not believe how low society has become and that people are actually as shallow as they are. I can’t even explain how this sight truly makes me feels. How can you simply judge and ridicule someone only based on looks. It is just sad and people should stand up against lowlifes like the people on here and N.Rickie. Now I don’t know Richie as a person so I would be contradicting myself for me to say so but by creating this sight he has summed up just how shallow people can truly be. I don’t care what people are going to say and think. Have confidence in who you are and how you look because God didn’t make any mistakes. Copy and post if you agree and show society that you wont stand for this garbage of a sight. -Lucas, A HUMAN BEING LIKE EVERYONE ELSE- .

Well said Lucas, now stay in school.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA strong for years here.. I’ve always been nervous to post but I figured what the hell. Basically just want your opinion. Im 5’5 under 110lbs D cup. Plan on getting +2s in a couple years but besides the boobs..what else should I work on? Thanx in advance for you advice.

First things first you need to LaserAway that happy trail, this isn’t the 90′s young lady.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, check this 19 year old fat ass out.  Her name is Annie Penta or “Princess Annie Penta”. She loves Purple Crayon and dresses like those jersey shore sk*nks.  On twitter she’s always like I’m from Jersey, don’t mess with me’.  But lives in Ypsilanti lmao.  Tells everyone that people always call her snookie, b*tch please.. just because you’re fat!!!!! All she does is make YouTube videos to sell her used nasty clothes and bags to other girls. Either be thick and proud or don’t cry about being fat. So Nik, what do you think of this oompa-loompa?

Is that a baby guard gate?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emily, and she thinks she is god’s gift to men everywhere. You can find her at Harper’s at least 4 times a week, drinking cranberry and vodkas and looking for some dude to hook up with that will support her after school since she’s a complete dumb*ss. Corrupts the minds of her roommates and pulls them away from actual good guys for douche bags. SLOOT. Would you Nik?

Answer: No, its not worth it unless its a challenge, easy = busted.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dude supports REACT ent., a group that has publicly threatened local Detroit production companies… he’s also a “date stomper” and a fat loser in general. One look at his hair makes me want to fight him, and it didnt get any better from there.  He likes to hit people, I guess it makes him feel like a man. His name is Jason Richards, and he works as a valet at a strip club. What a winner.

Let me guess… he DJ’s for free.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik… I had to submit this after I saw this girl on my FB page. This is Kristina Martin… she was on MTV’s sweet sixteen awhile back, although her party sucked. It was at some low-cost venue and she got a g6, not too extravagant. Her dad used to have money but they’re both drugs addicts and lost everything. Kristina is one of our local Dooley Wh*re’s (a cheep bar w/ nasty waitresses who wear pretty much nothing). I guess she recently got into modeling because our area’s local photographer Anthony Lafata shot some photos of her (he’s not a real photographer, just some loser with a camera who likes to take pics of naked chicks who are not even hot). She’s got a nice body, but that face…. NASTY. Butterface at its finest. It’s hilarious to see what girls will do these days for attention. Put some clothes back on, posing naked will not get you anywhere in life…. maybe a porn film, keep trying since you are trying to get into the ‘film’ industry.

She should of asked for +2′s for her sweet 16.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is Meaghan DeGrave. She’s the fakest piece of crap in Ferndale. She is just an attention grabbing wh*re with no self esteem who goes around getting drunk and flirting with people that she can use or she thinks make her look cooler. She used to be really overweight and now she will talk all day about how she works out and she’s a yoga instructor but all she managed to do is get to about 20 lbs overweight now. She’s definitely a master of the high above facebook shot that fat girls use to look skinny and pouting in every picture. She will f*ck anyone with a guitar because shes an attention grabbing whore. She had a really hot husband that she constantly treated like shit, but then he got cancer and looked bad for a second so she couldn’t parade him around to make her look better so she started to cheat on him and when he found out she left him while he was sick. She even cheated on him with some ugly guy with a fiance who worked at the same “children’s music school” with her and then left him because she realized he wasn’t famous or good looking enough for her to get any attention. She will only hang out with girls she thinks are uglier than her so she won’t feel bad. Now she’s dating some super ugly old Detroit rocker edging up on 50 because he was or is in the “Electric Six” and she can brag about it. Total groupie slut. She uses her friends until they wise up and blow her off. She has a bunch of guy friends, but she will only have guy friends she knows want to cheat on their wives or girlfriends with her so she feels good. She will sit and flirt with them like crazy when their others are not around to keep it going. If you have a husband who talks to this c*nt, you better look out. I have seen her talk to an ugly guy who was talking glowingly about his fiance, so she sat and tried to seduce him for an hour “just so she could prove she could.” She even gets drunk and puts on a fake english accent when no one is around so she can be exotic. So lame. She just really has no soul and could care less about anyone but herself. She is now opening another kids music school with a bunch of suckers who don’t realize she is using them. She has been pushing her tits toward one and flirting like crazy for a year so he would convince his mom to give him money. His wife was jealous of her but layed off after she saw she was cheating with another guy, but if she was smart she should still be. If it would have got her this school she would have fucked him for sure. She has convinced people to give her an ownership stake in a business she put no money into, what suckers. It’s funny that no one really knows her because she is so fake. She probably doesn’t even know herself because her life is such a lie. All she does is talk shit about everyone she knows and her family and then smiles to their face. She even used to talk poorly about her own stepson she was raising for half his life and she just forgot about and didn’t care. You should just steer clear of this b*tch and I can’t imagine she is a good example for anyone at this “school”. Unless you want your kids to do blow, drink til they black out, cheat on their husbands and try to seduce other peoples husbands.

That’s a nice #2 face you got there Meghan.  When you’re sober can you lift your cheeks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some of the 5 million photos Jessica Ashley aka Jessica Deluge posts on facebook and instagram daily. I thought I would share them with you and the rest of the DA. She is actually dating this douche bag bar owner. He is a chubby dude who hits on every girl he sees. She can do better. While she is cute and photographs well, she hasn’t impressed me any time I’ve seen her in person. Sure she’s good looking, but my jaw never hits the floor when she enters the room. It’s probably just because I don’t like brunettes though. Either way she’s hot as hell. How does she make you feel Nik?

Jess, move to Miami or any other city besides Detroit. When I look at you I think of 8-mile by default.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this guy is the biggest liar in Michigan. He has lied that he worked in Alaska on the shrimp boats and that he was the captain, apparently he owns a corvette. (but he drives his dads cars instead) and most of the lying was just stupid stuff that all of us could just pass over but recently we found out that he cheated on his girlfriend of a year and a half. He drove her down to college at Kent state (Ohio) and he came home and hooked up with another girl (who is 17, and he is 23) and got her pregnant. He lied about it to ALL of this friends until the baby mama messaged one of his friends and asked questions to see if he lied about them. Of coarse he lied. He told baby mama that he wasn’t a US citizen and that he was in the hospital for 3 months because he has a disease where all his organs could fail at any moment. Which is a lie, he just doesn’t want to take care of the baby and the baby was born last Saturday and he wants nothing to do with him. Oh and by the way. He thinks hes a cowboy and lives in town. Anthony Rappuhn you sir are the biggest douchebag ever. The first picture is of him and his ex girlfriend.

Why would he think working on a shrimp boat would impress anybody.  That boy is crazy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jestin Jensen and his wife ‘Barbie’. Actually, thats just what she calls herself. These two forty-somethings have owned businesses in Detroit that hire go-go dancers and models, although they do not pay their employees. All of those pretty little suckers that worked for them were fooled into doing it for free while ‘old-ass Ken and Barbie’ collected money. They are swingers and have hit on more than half of these girls. But no one wants him, with his out of shape body and balding head. And Barbie is a dried up, haggy looking has been who tans her skin leathery and coats herself in gobs of makeup and stringy hair extensions just trying to hang on by that wee little thread. She just had a baby and I can only imagine what her already aging and crispy looking body may look like now. But alas, we may never know. You see, these two hid when she got pregnant. Erased themselves from the internet, facebook and the public. Then for their own sick amusement, they send in various pictures of fellow co-workers or owners of competitive companies and make up stories about them on a popular website that we all know and are familiar with. WANNABE HAS BEEN KEN AND BARBIE: We are all onto you, trolls.

She must have gotten really fat during the pregnancy. Why else would she hide?- nik