THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Katie McCann and she is the biggest puck sl*t in Boston and Michigan. She adds random hockey players on Facebook and stalks them, tries to talk to them and sometimes, when she succeeds, she bangs them. She is the joke of locker rooms across different hockey leagues and she’s nothing but a dirty slam pig. She thinks she is so attractive but in all honesty I think she looks like a man, which makes sense because she also plays hockey. She should probably wear that helmet at all times to cover that ugly mug of hers.

She’ll have an unsuccessful career chasing a hockey player.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Paige, she works at Penthouse as a shot girl. She used to strip but blew up after having her daughter. She is always getting wasted at work, and on top of it she has a very large Pepsi problem!!!! Every night she will do whatever she can to get high. Instead of going home and being a mother she goes to after hours with what ever Guy will take her, she is always running her mouth about everyone. She always talks about this boyfriend of hers but she is always spending the night with other guys. She needs to be put on blast and everyone needs to know about her Pepsi problem.

She is grossly over paid.  Must of had some porta potty action.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay where do I start. This girl is a pill popping sl*t, that cant keep her legs closed. Her man was gone for three days, and she managed to sleep with five men. She has to be a loosey goosey. She acts and thinks she is better than everyone else, she hides her drug use behind her material stuff. She pays to have her pictures professionally because she honestly believes she can be a model (when she is 4″10. and that she should be in movies. Her nose is horrible. Does not match her face at all. She rips people off and will sleep w any guy that will give her 2 minutes of attention. She always talks about her career. Yet she is always broke.

Pigs clothes would be a better fit.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! I’m a big fan! So I’ve never heard of porta potties before visiting your site. I am disgusted by what some women are willing to do for money. I guess it’s no secret that Middle Eastern men LOVE beautiful blondes, as I was approached by one a few months ago. A good friend of mine (we’ll call him “Bob”) asked if I was interested in working at his friend’s company. Apparently we frequent the same places, because “Bob” told me his friend has seen me out and about many times, and thinks that there’s something “special” about me. I was hesitant, and it took months of persuasion from “Bob” and his friend to get me to check it out. Well, it turns out this man was interested in having me as a “companion”. My job entails chilling at his office a few hours a week, talking to him about his life problems, listening to him tell me how gorgeous I am, and VERY OCCASIONALLY going out to eat with him. It is like nothing I have ever done before, and while the relationship is strange, I have been very open about my boundaries. There is no sex, kissing, touching, hugging, hand holding, etc. He is well aware of the fact that I will NEVER have any sexual/personal relationship with him, and that it is strictly a business arrangement. He just wants a beautiful woman to hang out with him, and to make him look good. While I don’t make $20,000+ per day like the porta potties do, I get paid a VERY NICE amount of money in cash for every time I see him. I see this as a way of leveraging my beauty without compromising my morals. There may be some who think that what I’m doing is wrong, but I am a broke college student who has a hard time getting by with the income from my current job. This extra money has done wonders for me. My conscience is clear, and I am able to maintain my self respect. I only hope that the porta potties reading this can muster up a little dignity, and try out what I’m doing! This HAS to be much better than being sh*t on for money! DA STRONG!

It sounds like a waste of money.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m extremely frustrated and confused with my current situation: 21 years old and a single mother with an incredible 6 year old little girl. I’m aware that I was VERY young when I had her but, I owned my responsibility and am proud of who I have become.  I see “moms” posted on your site ALL THE TIME. Girls who say that they “love their kids more than anything”, yet you can find them crawling a bar every night of the week looking for the next unlucky guy to knock them up.  I am exactly the woman my mother raised me to be. I am a MOTHER and a housewife… without the husband. I have a college education, a job that allows me to travel and raise my daughter (with no child support). I pack lunch for my daughter, take her to school, help her with homework, cook homemade meals, and read bed time stories before finishing the house cleaning and taking time to myself. On top of that, I’ll say, I’m VERY attractive. Slim, fit, and eyes that will melt your heart. I take pride in my body and honestly believe that physical appearance reflects how much you care for yourself. Now, my dilemma: how is a single mom supposed to find a man in this world?! You men are meeting these “moms” at bars and taking them home thinking you’ve just met your suzy-homemaker while girls like me, who ACTUALLY TAKE CARE OF OUR CHILDREN, are sitting at home, knowing we’re worth a million dollars, wondering if a man will ever realize we’re alive? I refuse internet dating and I refuse to sacrifice the life that I have built for myself to go bar hopping to try and find a man.  I don’t want to work 40 hours a week for the rest of my life, raising my daughter alone. I deserve being appreciated and loved. Nik, there are GREAT moms sitting at home alone… what are we supposed to do to find a man?

Never chase. Let him come into your life naturally. Forcing relationship through internet dating leads to a f*cked up credit score.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has been up here a few times now. Everything about her being paid for sex is all true, but there is one thing that hasn’t been mentioned. Anna was recently on “The Bachelor,” and now she thinks she is a local celebrity. She is a local celebrity, but for some other reason-she sleeps with anyone for money. As you can see, she photographs well sometimes, and not so much other times. The funny thing is that she says that she looks like your wife!?! So what do you think? LOL.

She looks nothing like my wife.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zack (real name Zaid) Jabro is a crook. He own’s a mortgage company in west Bloomfield Michigan named Elite Financial. Zack will hire you to sell loans, and at the end of the month before you get paid, he fires you!!! He is 37, married to a 21 year old, and he lives in a 5000 square foot home. He also drives a white Bentley & speaks with a foreign accent (he came to america in his 20′s). This guy is such a con artist that when you google him, there are tons on consumer reports on how he stole money from elderly people. Nik, please put this blast!!

Couple things.  The Bentley’s leased, he’s about to lose his home (which is turn would lose his wife)…be weary off all job posts you find online.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Courtney Hastings is the easiest sk*nk in Woodhaven, and she just moved here! I mean, what kind of girl CHEATS on ALL of her boyfriends. She is extra easy when she gets drunk, I mean, it’s not hard to slip it up when she’s sober either, but that’s the time you’d want to get at her. She’s a little blown out, so hopefully your packing good. Swallowing is her specialty, so I suppose that makes up for the beat up box. Her pooper is always accepting applications. She likes to have three sums, from personal experiences. “Two guys, one for each hole”, so she said. You’d think she’s a little more classy, living on Grosse Ile and all, but nope! Got your true definition of a sk*nk.

She can’t put both legs down on that floaty or she’ll capsize.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta put this tubby little troll on blast! This is Kim, but I call her “Sk*nky Snooki”. Seriously, she makes Snooki look classy. This chick has ran through the majority of guys in Upper Michigan and Northern Wisconsin. She has had sex with guys at parties on the floor and even earned the nickname “Km@rt Kim”… I will let you use your imagination! She once broke into a family’s house with a random guy when the family was gone, just so she had some place to bone. Unfortunately, a buddy of mine decided it would be a good idea to try to turn this thing into a girlfriend. She had to move to Madison with him to try to escape her reputation. Problem is, she keeps coming back, while he’s working, and she hooks up with random guys all the time while she’s visiting home. The worst part is the sk*nk is now pregnant and trying to pass the baby off as my buddy’s. Little did she know that he was tested a while back, and told that he can’t have kids! Unfortunately my buddy thinks maybe the doctor’s were wrong… Even with all the stories he’s been told and the MULTIPLE people trying to warn him about this sl*t. She has slept with her “friends” boyfriends and still tries to act like she is the best friend in the world. Everything came to a boiling point last night when my buddy caught her texting naked pictures to some other guy and sexting him. Really??? Who the hell wants to see this sk*nk naked, ESPECIALLY pregnant?! She is constantly calling other people fat! Has she ever even looked in the mirror?! This girl needs to be put on blast so she doesn’t try to trap one of the other guys she’s slept with and claim they are the father. Maybe we could get her on Maury to find out who the baby daddy?! I am just hoping you can talk some words of wisdom to my buddy so he sees what a mistake he is making!

The kid ain’t yours, stop letting her wrangle you back with some sob story.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have seen this girl named Deanna “Anna” Jeanne Snowball on your site more than once now. I thought I would fill you in on what “Anna” is really about. First of all, her skin in person is gross!!! Second, she lies and tells everyone that she comes from a wealthy family and that she is also a full time student. Well that is all a lie. She actually never goes to school, and all of her money comes from what she does at night. “Anna” spends her days getting her fake nails, fake hair (extensions), fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake eyebrows (implanted), taken care of. At night she juggles “clients.” I know that you have a lot of people on here saying this, but this girls sleeps with men that are old, young, married, all for money. She wears $3000 purses and $1000 shoes, her rent is paid, and she drives a luxury car–> all from her getting paid for sex. This girl was sleeping with my husband for five years, and I found out that he was paying for her condo and her lifestyle for years. The worst part is that when I had her investigated, I found out that there are multiple men that she does this with. Please put this trash up for what she is. PS-I love press & Shayne, LamasRichie.com is great!

You got to stay warm in Detroit… so I can see why guys pay her.- nik