THE DIRTY ARMY: This girls name is Ronnie Moore. I was browsing through Chive the other day looking at bad tattoos and I saw this girl, and I said “Holy Shit, I know her!!” She’s since covered up the Human Centipede with a big owl or something, but the WWJD is still there. I was friends with her on FB through a mutual friend, I’d never met her before. She posted one day that she needed a ride from her “sister’s” place back to her place (about a 30 min drive). I had nothing better to do, so I responded that I would if she did something for me, implying that I wanted something sexual in return. I didnt think she’d actually go for it, but she said ok pretty much immediately. I picked her up, bought her lunch and drove her home. She invited me in and let me bust inside of her for the cost of a ride home and lunch at Burger King. Unfortunately she moved to Florida recently and I only got to see her one other time. Florida people, be on the look out for this girl needing a ride somewhere, it’s totally worth it.