Proud of Beating Possum With Shovel

March 10, 2014 Detroit 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: This douche bag Wigger is proud of beating possum with a shovel, posted video on his FB publicly. He gets off on torturing animals. This white trash wigger’s name is “Charles Whyte Chocalate Trexler”, and I want to get this out there as much as possible. He deserves to have his entire life ruined. Link to video: (click here) (WARNING: Graphic and upsetting, his friends don’t seem to think so, though.)

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Human Centipede

March 10, 2014 Detroit, Ft. Lauderdale 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: This girls name is Ronnie Moore. I was browsing through Chive the other day looking at bad tattoos and I saw this girl, and I said “Holy Shit, I know her!!” She’s since covered up the Human Centipede with a big owl or something, but the WWJD is still there. I was friends with her on FB through a mutual friend, I’d never met her before. She posted one day that she needed a ride from her “sister’s” place back to her place (about a 30 min drive). I had nothing better to do, so I responded that I would if she did something for me, implying that I wanted something sexual in return. I didnt think she’d actually go for it, but she said ok pretty much immediately. I picked her up, bought her lunch and drove her home. She invited me in and let me bust inside of her for the cost of a ride home and lunch at Burger King. Unfortunately she moved to Florida recently and I only got to see her one other time. Florida people, be on the look out for this girl needing a ride somewhere, it’s totally worth it.

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Kryssy Trash

March 8, 2014 Detroit 46

THE DIRTY ARMY: meet Kryssy “Kash” straight out of Roseville Michigan but claims the “D” calls everyone her nigga. She’s a self proclaimed “hustler”. But really she’s a drug dealing stripping prostitute/pimp. She whores out her friends. Broad casts all over Facebook about what she has “on deck” drug wise as the screen cap shows. She even solicates herself all over her Facebook, not caring who knows about her being a prostitute or how much money she’s getting bc it’s the “potp” power of the pussy. She operates out of hotel rooms. As you can tell most of her pictures are taken in hotels. Has old Greg’s pay her way and take her on trips. For her 21st one of her SD took her to Vegas so he could spoil her and pound her loose vaginal walls. She’s a bit thin so I don’t doubt that she isn’t a Pepsi addict. Give this girl a wake up call. She’s 21 and is already starting to age horribly. That fast life is ruining this girl. She use to be a cute normal teenager. I dunno where her parents went wrong. Smh

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Why We Need Guns In America

February 28, 2014 Detroit, The Dirty 240

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is for all the stupid people that don’t think we need guns.  Can you imagine what would have happened to this woman if she didn’t own a gun?  The robber would have easily raped and then killed her, but due to her being a smart American, she had a gun and killed the stupid f*cking idiot that tried to destroy her life.

Seven shots seems like a lot.- nik

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Laura Zurczak has a Smell

February 28, 2014 Detroit 110

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is probably the smelliest girl I have ever met! I took this girl home the night I met her. She ended up stripping her clothes off after maybe 20 mins in my place…I go down on her and I get maybe 6 inches from her taco when I start to smell a fishy, kind of a mayonnaise smell. So I let her give me a blowjob and of course this drunk chick has no clue what she’s doing. Beware of this chick fellas. I don’t know if she has any drd’s but she certainly has a smell down there. Nik this girl needs to be blasted. I’m tired of girls with poor maintenance.

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Downriver Party Queen

February 18, 2014 Cougars, Detroit, Michigan 878

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik,meet Clara Genis.Downriver Party Queen.Her adventures are the stuff of legend in boating circles.Likes to party hard and has quite a history with the fellas.Also has a bit of a temper if you happen to cross her.Put her on blast and watch the comments roll in.

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Sarah Salman, Escort with Braces

February 17, 2014 Detroit, San Diego 331

THE DIRTY ARMY: Now that it’s out… her instagram photos and her life will make sense. Her mom is poor. She doesn’t have a job. She’s ghetto trash… yet is always taking photos in trashy, (sometimes nice) hotel rooms and of herself going shopping? And she doesn’t have a day of education. NOW it makes sense. She calls herself a “hustler” instead of a prostitute, sucking any man in Detroit, San Diego, Texas, or NY for clothes and cash. She does duos with Anna Snowball, the second dirtiest girl around. Girls- don’t be friends with her, she will steal from you (clothes and money) and people in San Diego and Detroit will assume you are a hooker too, since half of her friends are. EWWWW. Guys- if you’re old and ugly, and can’t get a classy, educated, girl from the RIGHT side of the tracks… go for it! She’s very active on arrangement sites and you will find her very quickly.. she doesn’t even hide her photos. Sarah, you are a sorry whore and nothing more. Maybe in your next life you won’t have to be so pathetic. Enjoy growing old, alone, as a slut because no one will ever marry you. Your parents must be so proud.

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So Disappointed I Found Her On An Arrangement Site

February 13, 2014 Detroit, The Dirty 458

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I started dating this girl and everything was going good.  I feel in love very fast and she was the one.  She said she was going to school full time and many nights couldn’t see me because she had to study, but would always send me pics to keep me happy…  I started to notice that most of the pics she would send me “while she was at home studying” were actually taken in a hotel room.  I went on some arrangement sites and wouldn’t you know it, I found her within 30 minutes…  Too bad, I would have married her… times have surely changed for the worse.

My buddy Adam uses that Seeking Arrangements website and  he is 8 for 10 (automatic one nighters).- nik

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