Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Jessica Ashley Is Back

February 12, 2013 Detroit, Miami Of Ohio 45 10,232 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica Ashley just put out some calendars and some of them even have nude pix. I’m thinking about buying one. She’s a bit on the conceited side but who doesn’t want some boob shots?

Never heard of this chick.- nik



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Detroit’s “Most Sober” Chaffeur Strikes Again

February 12, 2013 Detroit 8 9,699 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fcking guy, always stoned and then driving Detroit’s finest drunks home with his red glazed eyes, ketchup on his chin and McDonald wrappers all over his floor. He’s going to fcking maim or **ll someone driving all fcked up. He does that to my gramps, I’ll kick his fat ass all the way to the curb. Then there’s that ole raccoon eyes waiting for the Chauffeur of the Year to bring home da crck.

Your wall doesn’t count as a napkin.- nik



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Detroit’s “Most Sober” Chaffeur Strikes Again

February 11, 2013 Detroit 16 9,208 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This fat piece of shit advertises himself as “Detroit’s Most Sober” chaffer, who is licensed for a company that drives drunks home. He was even featured on Detroit Fox for his services. However, he’s constantly fcked up on pot and posts pics of it on the Internet . Some night he is gonna’ up and k**l somebody.

I bet he keeps a camera in the back for anyone willing to do an inpromptu photoshoot (secondary income).- nik



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The Tzers Dumpster

February 7, 2013 Detroit, Windsor 397 8,287 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this girl works at tzers and is a coworker of mine. who loves to get high on coke and fuck any dick she can get on. Her man is in jail and he talks to her all the time and while he cant call after seven shes out loving the cock and partying it up. to top it off she sleeps with almost every married man in windsor, her so called “boyfriend” Kirk has a wife and while hes away Shes fcking Chad Kotow who has a wife and kids and a bunch of other guys mostly the drug dealers of windsor to get her free high 24/7.And shes banging Benjamin herta and his little brother,(way to keep it in the family) She has 2 kids that she doesnt take care of and lost them cause of her stripping and cke problem. And the kids father is a huge crck head aswell. Poor children to have such discusting parents. Another co-worker of mine went to eat her out in the VIP and said her vagina was so loose and smelt so fishy, that she almost threw up!! her kids live with her mom and she barely even sees them, and when she does she introduces a new guy to them as mommys new boyfriend. She leaves the bar almost every night with a new guy. no wonder her vagina smells so bad all that nasty sperm getting mixed up in there, uh. If your a stripper be a stripper not a nasty cke head slut. Stop fuking my man you fcking PIG! keep your legs closed your nose clean and get your damn kids back and be a fckin mother.

Nice kitchen.- nik



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“Hot Girls”

February 4, 2013 Detroit, Newport 3 6,333 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I had a long wait at the Secretary of State office, and I decided to google “hot chicks” to see what came up. I’m a hardworking young woman who has been able to land high-paying job, so naturally I want to treat myself to some plastic surgery (hence the reason I googled “hot girls”. I needed inspiration lol). Well, I almost threw up when these were the first 3 images that popped up. SERIOUSLY?!? When looking further into the results, I became more depressed because I thought to myself: “Is half of America blind? Or are their standards really this low?!” I blame all of these new emerging “models” in the world now, who are ruining the definition of true beauty. Anyone can be a model now a’days, all they need to be willing to do is pose in some panties and a bra. So Nik, What is your take on all of this? I’m a big fan of your site, so obviously I’m familiar with your taste on women and insight.

My taste is the only thing that matters. I’m insulted that you referred to Google.- nik



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Just Married, Just Cheated

February 4, 2013 Detroit, Michigan 1 7,545 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Danielle Radloff. Wife of Charles Radloff. Just married couple from the white trash town of marine city, michigan. Danielle has a child which she claims is her husbands. She claims wrong! Danielle Radloff has been having an affair with me for over 5 years and even still well after she has been married to Charles Radloff. We are all from marine city and I’m am through with her playing games on people. She needs to be known for everyone else to see. One more thing. I admit that I did give her.

This post was just months away from saving a life.- nik



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