THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Cassandra Brown aka Cassandra Bleu Nightclub (on Facebook), one of the most annoying people on my Facebook friends list. The reason I am posting this on here is because Cassandra thinks she’s hot shit and believes everyone and their mom is out to get her with (non existent) rumors floating around. Cassandra, with monster thighs, is a gogo dancer at a failing nightclub in Detroit. I’ve seen her dance at that crappy club and she dances like she’s having a seizure. Every single Facebook post is laughable as she can’t spell at all. She has no college education, supports her child from gogo dancing two nights a week, and then just constantly bitches to an annoying level about how many haters she has. She thinks she has what it takes to become a Detroit Pistons dancer with her seizure-like dance moves. Here are two examples of her posts from today alone, unedited (I swear): “Cassandra Bleu Nightclub 3 hours ago near Oak Park via mobile: I jus realized I have not had any time for myself.Even when I have the opportunity I’m on my hustle grind.im always dancing or promoting.Im stepping out tonight and I don’t care who likes it.I deserve a night doing whatever I wanna do.It could b movies,tap Dancin,or even wrestling w/wild hogs in the tub,I don’t care.Now lil birdies go whistle in ears n start ur drama,make sure u tell the truth now n not get the story mixed up lol.” I have also included another sample (actual screen shot) below of just how annoying this skank is. So, let’s give this future stripper who thinks she hot shit something to actually bitch about.
Without those stockings you’d be cringing, if you aren’t already.- nik